Reaper #7

Author: Slash_Raptor

Date: March 16, 2013

by Slash_Raptor
3-16-13
Lead the way to your car and we'll go home and have a little fun..
Ma'am, you're obviously very drunk--
Oh come on! You know I'm better in bed if I'm drunk.
Alright fine... But just so you know, you'll die instantly if I touch you.
In fact, my penis has been useless since the first time I masturbated.
Oh, you're a guy? I thought you were my girlfriend!