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As the girl stood at the mirror again, she hoped for a better answer this time.
Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Oh No! Not the ugly girl AGAIN!! Hopefully she goes away soon.
As the girl got anxious, she asked again.
Well...WHO IS IT???
Oh man!!! Please go away!!! Fastly!!!
More desparate then ever, the girl asked again.
Mirror, it's your responisibility to tell me, so who is it?
Listen little girl!!! It's NOT YOU, it NEVER will be and it NEVER was. So please leave before you break me and thats a NO NO, SO GET OUT ALREADY!!!!

 

Now interested in acting, she began acting lessons.
Romeo! Romeo! Where for...wait! How does it go again??__________________ Oh yeah!!!! Romeo Romeo, where for art thou Romeo??
OH!!!!! Romeo! Romeo, where for art thou romeo?!___________________ Better.
As the lesson ended for that day, she had a word with the teacher.
So, how did i do today??
Well...I don't quite think that acting is your profession, you should try...something less talkitive.
As she was slightly hurt and sad, she begged for another chance.
But...but...i tried!!! You said if i tried i would be a successful actress!!___________________ Oh please! One more chance!__________________ Oh NO!!! Another failure...
Well, i can't ALWAYS be right!__________________ No, you disgrace the acting world, GET OUT!! Please, never come back!

 

woah!
Why did the chicken cross the street?
uh woah!
To get to the chicken farm!!!
Hahahahaha!! Yeah i know, too funny to just sit there and not tell someone!

 

Cindy is frustrated and explains to her friend as to why.
My husband is so old-fashioned! It just gets me so mad!
Mine too sista! Mine too...
Oh really???
Yup!
Well how's this for old-fashioned! Every time my husband asks me to do something ridiculous for him, i have to nicely welcome him to the 21st century and explain womens rights ALL OVER AGAIN!!
Poor girl.

 

First night in the big house.
So...how do you suppose we get out of here?
I don't know.
Oh, well at least you're thinking hard.
Eww, darn itch! Taking pieces of my scalp off.
Oh man! I wonder if i can get a new cell!
Back to scratching. Gotta get some deodorant too.

 

A nice conversation between friends.
So do you think he likes me? Do you really think he does! Will you ask him next time you talk to him??
Yeah sure.
Will you really?? Cuz i have to know! But do you think he likes me??
If you were a guy i would kick you in the nuts right now.
You don't think he likes me! Oh i knew it!!!
Why me Lord...WHY???

 

A friend conversation between two people that are sorta friends
Wheeeeeeeee!!!
Uh, only gay guys say "wheeee"!!
Yeah, i want d!ck.
Ewwwww!!!! Sicko!
Oh!! And you don't???
Ugh! Whatever!

 

A nice conversation between friends.
Girls have it SO MUCH harder then guys, we have all these stupid little things that we have to do! It's pointless!__________________ Like shaving our legs and stuff like that, we HAVE TO be hairless!!
Like what?!? _______________ Oh, well there's a point for that.
What point?!?!
Well...
...well the whole romantic atmosphere would be ruined if i went over to touch her knee or something and it felt like the best friends leg! __________________ You women complain too much *sigh*
ugh! _________________ Whatever!

 

The security man for the jail walks in.
Come on boys! Outside time.
Well, thats us Rube, let's go.
mmm nice to be outside again!__________________ What are you in here for anyways?_________________ K, you don't have to tell me.
yeah ________________ It's a long story __________________ Didn't intend to tell yah...
OH!!! You're a little smart boy hey!__________________ Can i borrow your deodorant by any chance?
Oh god! He's scratching again, i hope thats not contageous!

 

Signing onto AOL
Welcome! You've got ma- -Goodbye!
Damn!
Trying again
Welco- -Goodbye!
Shit!
One last try
Welcome!....You've got mail!.... **error sound** (you have performed an illegal operation)
Damnit! Oh forget it! I'm not this bored!

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