All comics by SouthernBelle

 

Blessed Assurance by SouthernBelle 5-05-04
Dear God, please bless me with the dirtiest whore who gives the best head. Amen.		Every man shall give as he is able, according to the blessing of the LORD thy God which he hath given thee. DEU 16:17 Hello

 

Edward's Syndrome by SouthernBelle 5-06-04
	Have you seen the new guy? Yeah. I heard he was born with an extra chromosome and wasn't expected to survive childbirth, and now the doctor's only giving him 6 months left to live.	That's so sad. Want to knock him over and steal his wheelchair? Ok.

 

If E.T. landed in 2004... by SouthernBelle 5-07-04
After having been left behind on Earth, E.T. befriends young Elliot, but soon his desire to go home is strong.	After being able to communicate with Elliot, E.T. sends a message home for his folks to come and pick him up.	You've got mail.

 

Untitled by SouthernBelle 5-20-04
I finally had my first masturbation orgasm! It was great! Really? How'd you finally get it to work?	Well...I've been praying, going to church every Sunday, carrying a crucifix, and masturbating A LOT. I think it probably had more to do with you masturbating a lot than with your newfound spirituality.	No, I think that it had a lot to do with my spirituality, because it finally worked when I was in chuch last Sunday masturbating with my crucifix.

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