All comics by Squalls_Lover

 

by Squalls_Lover
9-03-02
Laura's parents worry over their child's rapid growth.
Hmmm...don't you think Laura's grown up pretty fast?
Hmmm...not that I noticed.
Oh well, I'll go make some hot chocolate for us...
Sure...
Screams of self-pleasure sound from Laura's room.
Ooooohhh baby!! MMM!!!.
Yup. She's grown up alright...

 

by Squalls_Lover
9-03-02
More worries for Mr.&Mrs.Smith
So, what's Laura doing?
Having fun...
erm...
She's grown up what do you expect?
Ah, memories.
You don't mean...
I remember I used to bleed...whilst...

 

by Squalls_Lover
9-03-02
Laura discovers a broken something.
AAAAAHHHH!!
What's wrong Laura!?
Uhm...mom...can you...change my bed sheets and ignore the red icky stuff that's on it?
Laura are you okay?
I'm sorry mom, I couldn't help it!
Laura...what have you done...

 

by Squalls_Lover
9-03-02
Laura doesn't recover.
...
Stop worrying, Laura...it's er...okay i think...if the hymen's broken there's no real problem...I'll...er just have to get you bigger period pads...um..ya
...
stop making that face.
Maa mah jah is locked!
oopsie...

 

by Squalls_Lover
9-03-02
Around some alley, for some cheap business.
Yes, she needs plastic surgery.
Hmm...sure I'll do it for $100
cheaper still.
Sure!!!
uhh...how about I get to fuck her and we'll do a deal of $50?

 

by Squalls_Lover
9-03-02
Parents in the wood near (THAT) alley...
I got us a quick deal for $50!
oh...uh..isn't that a little...unsafe?
Oh, who cares, she's fucked anyhows.
Right...whatever ruthless mother...
oh...jezuz...
Uhm...hi dad, where's mom?

 

by Squalls_Lover
9-03-02
I wanna be a powerpuff girl!
me too...
Hey what about you?
Me too...
Poor libsu can't speak due to the hesitation in talking and fulltime thinking her great great great grandfather did.
Answer meee!
...dad why did you never talk...

 

by Squalls_Lover
10-12-02
Trixie tries her luck with John...in the mental institution....
Hi, whats yer name?
My name's John... and yours?
Success!
I'm Fixie the Pixie - want some pixy dust?
er...no thanks... weirdo
Ah, aren't they a pair?
ah...alright...whatever, bye nice meeting you
hah, not nice meeting you! *sticks tongue out*

 

by Squalls_Lover
10-12-02
Jake buys a new PC and it crashes...
Error: press any key to return to Windows...
Oh man..this pc's broken down..what shall I do...?
Boom... still thinking? sad.
God... where IS the "any" key?
Poor Jakey...
Oh no...I'll never chat to my friends again! WHERE WAS THE ANY KEY!?

 

by Squalls_Lover
10-13-02
The phones ringing but tony is not picking it up
ring ring ring
whos phone call is it
Hes not picking it up
boom!!!!!
its mike i think
He kills his self
.......
im so stupid im killing myself ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Squalls_Lover
10-13-02
i hate you!i am never going to talk to you ever again
why honey i am your boyfriend
so i dont care
i'll make it all better only if you give me $1,000,000
oh shut up i dont want to pay you anything!!! YOU FOOL
you dare call me a fool you r 1 your self

 

by Squalls_Lover
10-13-02
i hate you!i am never going to talk to you ever again
why honey i am your boyfriend
so i dont care
i'll make it all better only if you give me $1,000,000
oh shut up i dont want to pay you anything!!! YOU FOOL
you dare call me a fool you r 1 your self

 

by Squalls_Lover
10-15-02
Nerdo-priest explores the outside world (outside his door that is)
hmmm..wonder if they have compters in heaven...sure hope so...
Heaven at last?
Huh? Where am I? This isn't... is it? And who are you???
I am dild- I mean *big grand voice* The angel DIL. This is heaven.
To be Continued...
But...I can't see anything..Mr Angel dildo-, I mean Dil... how can this be heaven? are you sure it's no dream?
Oh yeah..um...well, the light here is so bright you..er..can't see anything, isn't it great? *cough* *cough*

 

by Squalls_Lover
10-15-02
Priest in heaven...? part 2
Hmmm....wonder if they got any computers here...
Of course we do!
Huh? guess you can read my thoughts, angel...well um...where are they? also shunned out by light?
No, no, wait...I just...er have to check with the boss around here...
To Be Continued...
You mean our Merciful Lord?
HEY BIG GUY, do we have any Pcs?

 

by Squalls_Lover
10-17-02
Welcome To...
Alice's...
Maybe I shoulda kept it on Gas mark 4 instead?
Wonderful Life...

 

by Squalls_Lover
1-22-04
Alice begins work in a fastfood joint.
Hi, Beefy Burger's Express Fast Food Joint welcomes your very first visit! All menus are priced above and behind my head.
...um
Alice begins work in a fastfood joint.
Beefy Burger's are proud of their grand opening, dated exactly a year today, so in this occasion of Anniversary, our prices have decreased for up to 50% on all items, except the roast of the day meal.
Uh, I just wanted-
Alice begins work in a fastfood joint.
The toilets are situated to my left for gents and my right for ladies, for any sanitary problems or queries ask me at any time. May I take you're order, sir?
I just wanted a small portion of fries - if that is too hard for you guys to digest, then I don't see what's so great about this place!

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