BTC #4: A Revelation of Emasculative Proportions

Author: Streetproject

Date: May 10, 2004

by Streetproject
5-10-04
In a questioning room...
"So, what did the robber look like?"
"Well..."
"He was horibly ugly. He had the stench of a thousand skunks. His oily blonde hair sent shivers down my spines. And his style in clothing could scare the warts off of a witch!"
"WOW, he sounds like a really discusting person!"
Wait a minuet... that was YOU!?
"Well, those remarks will really raise my spirit.""