Random Acts of WHAAAT?!? 1.1 by SugahPi12-26-04 A sexy girl walks over to a cute guy at a bar... Hi! I think you're so sexy, and I'm willing to fufill ANY fantasy you can think of... For $200 dollars. Go paint my house, Bitch!
Random Acts of WHAAAT?!? 1.2 by SugahPi12-26-04 psst...Hey you girl! I got some REAL good stuff for ya. Came right from Columbia. Um...No thank you. You don't want some of this Lik-em-Aid? C'mon girl!...Got cherry, grape, lemon-lime... I'm in rehab, fool!
Random Acts of WHAAAT?!? 1.3 by SugahPi1-07-05 Dude... Yeah? How like to touch my bid red cock?!? WHAT?!?!? Cute. Really cute.
Random Acts of WHAAAT?!? 1.4 by SugahPi1-08-05 I wonder if Carol's thinking about me. Maybe she knows that I like her. Maybe I could give her flowers and... ...maybe a small gift. Maybe jewelry. Girls like jewelry. I could give her a little ring. Y'know like Ben gave to J.Lo... ...then she'll hug me and kiss me and love and have wild hot sex with me forever and ever and... Give it up, Dude! She's GAY!
Random Acts Of WHAAAT?!? 1.5 by SugahPi10-19-05 One Day In Junior High... What are you gonna do for Biology class tomorrow? Well, I'm bringing a replica of a Kevorkian Death Machine. You? Heh! Heh! Nice bewbies, Meghan! Can I touch 'em? No! Fuck Off, Asshole! Hurry up with the computer, man! I gotta get to the High Times website! Okay! As soon as I'm finished downloading my bestiality porn!