All comics by SugarOnAsphalt

 

Eaney's Urban Legends by SugarOnAsphalt 1-20-03
" Your task, is to pick 2 poems that are some how related and ramble me off a 1 page essay in third person about why you like them. This assignment will self explode." " Mmm.. cheese.."	" GAH ! WTF ? How do you write an essay on something YOU like, in THIRD PERSON !? GAJJFJFPWOIURWJDJDSU!!!! "	" Ahh.. now I feel better."

 

SOO SHEE by SugarOnAsphalt 1-22-03
WRESTLING LESBIANS ! " BoW cHiCa WoW wOw " " BoW cHiCa WoW wOw "	PeneloPE doesnt want to play any more... Hey baby... . . . .	BEatrice is heart broken once again. *sigh* HOO HAA !!

 

Untitled by SugarOnAsphalt 1-23-03
Mother of sweet christ...	Reminds me of 'Nam. He-ey.. wait a minute -	LAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN... I give you, EARL ! THE WONDER GOAT OF THE BLEEP BLEEPS !

 

What's Wrong Baby ? by SugarOnAsphalt 1-23-03
August 17 2002 Hi class... My name is CANDY, and I'm your NEW webmastering teacher ! Oh you're kidding.. CANDY THOMPKINS ? What were they thinking ?	Eh.. bleh bleh bleh my new baby.. im still a size 4 and have ganked out teeth.. bleh bleh.. HTML.. bleh bleh What she's saying SOUNDS like english, but I cant understand a word of it...	SO, for your first lame assignment that my 3 month old could probably do, I want you to make me a website, that tells me a little bit about you! *static crackles and pops* Fxxjfjgjrewwjzt. I think my brain just fried.

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