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by SweetCera
2-01-02
When someone you love leaves, you feel like you are locked away in your own little prison. And they keep the key.
....with nothing to do but feel sad all the time. You can't seem to escape your chains. And it hurts...
See! I Told you!!
until one day... you wake up and realize it's ok... and that you've had the key all along.

 

by SweetCera
2-01-02
Hey! You aced the exam? How long did you study for it?
Ha! Nah, man! I didn't study for it!
.......
I smoked some really great weed though.
I love Eastern....
weird... me too

 

by SweetCera
2-02-02
hey bean! Don't you find it a little strange that it's so warm out in January?
not really... It's just nice.
What if something's wrong? What if the world is globally warming? What if we're orbiting too close to the sun? What if we're all going to die?
::gasp!:: what?!?
heh. well that was easy.

 

by SweetCera
2-02-02
i hate this school...
i like video games...
i hate this school...

 

by SweetCera
2-02-02
ok! sit!! sit on the stool!
Good! Now stay! Stay on the stool!
Stay....
fuck off! i was here first!

 

by SweetCera
2-02-02
shit
ninja
god damn!

 

by SweetCera
2-02-02
And raise your hands in the air... Wave 'em around like you just don't care....
crap...

 

by SweetCera
2-02-02
i need a change of scenery!
Hey God? If you love me, you'd give me a change of scenery!
.... as if this was what I meant

 

by SweetCera
2-02-02
Boy! some company would be nice..
anyone at this point... i'll take anyone...
so... this is hell?
want to hear a joke?

 

by SweetCera
2-02-02
Little suzie waiting for her mom
i'm waiting for mother...
Yup... Waiting for mother....
where were you?
sorry hon. I ran into jesus. it was weird.

 

by SweetCera
2-04-02
you know.... you shouldn't make fun of the christians...
I know i know....
they could do bad things to you.
....like blow up my house...

 

by SweetCera
2-04-02
Did you hear about the group of dyslexic devil worshippers? They sold their souls to Santa!
isn't that funny?
no...

 

by SweetCera
2-19-02
you're a cute little devil. What's your name?
ribbit
hmm... interesting...

 

by SweetCera
2-19-02
i hate Eric Estrada...
yea. me too.
let's start a club!

 

by SweetCera
2-19-02
Oh baby! Do you know what that's worth?
Ooooo! Heaven is a place on earth...
....

 

by SweetCera
3-02-02
well this is annoying....

 

by SweetCera
3-06-02
what are you doing?
just trying to entertain you... want me to strip?

 

by SweetCera
3-08-02
my life sucks...
....
HA HA HA HA!!

 

by SweetCera
3-08-02
so what's there to do around here?
Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's okay... you're dead.
Neat! I never realized that hell was such a swingin' place!
You gay?
Uh, no.
Oooh, you're gonna hate Fridays

 

by SweetCera
4-02-02
April Fools?
No!
April Fools?
No!
April Fools?
Yea you are!

 

by SweetCera
4-02-02
Did you know I rose two days ago?
.....
What? You expecting a cookie or something?

 

by SweetCera
4-22-02
i hate adam brandt
i hate adam brandt
LETS...!!
GET HIM!!!

 

by SweetCera
4-22-02
The Entertainment in Hell never stops....
a puppy?
........
am i too bootylious for ya?

 

by SweetCera
6-17-02
Damn Connecticut....
It's so COLD!!
definitely...
It's kinda hot...
the fifth ring of hell
Oh! So COLD!!

 

by SweetCera
7-08-02
Translation of Airline speech
Welcome to Delta air. I will be your attendant for this flight.
Hopefully I can make your time with us the most uncomfortable possible. We have no blankets, only muddy water to serve you, and absolutely no oxygen masks or escape exits in case of emergency.
those dirty bastards....
Our pilots favorite drink is Corona, which he is enjoying as he pilots our plane. We hope you survive your flight with us. Thank you, you poor hapless souls.

 

by SweetCera
7-24-02
*sigh*
what?
this has to get move exciting....
I'm not exciting enough for you?
.......
fucking nut!

 

by SweetCera
7-24-02
Koom Bi La, my lord
Koom Bi La
someone hit me....

 

by SweetCera
9-14-02
the week from hell: the lighter side of things
hi
hi
i like him. but i can't like him because my room mate might like him.
???
my life sucks...

 

by SweetCera
9-14-02
.....
Ok! You just need to go away now!!

 

by SweetCera
9-27-02
One night, at a random busy party.... with lots of fog....
yo what up man! beer pong? sure?
hi erin! i haven't seen you in two weekends! i missed you! Josh is mean to me.
then they see each other...
hi
hi
then she second guesses herself...
.......
crap! he doesn't like me. what am i doing?

 

by SweetCera
9-27-02
hi
hi
what would jesus do?
.... I would bend him over and give him the spanking of his life... wait? what did you want to know again?

 

by SweetCera
10-04-02
hi
hi
sure... would love to.
want to come over and check out those comic books?
where'd he go?

 

by SweetCera
10-05-02
wait.... you just kissed me!
yea. i know.
cool.

 

by SweetCera
10-05-02
Did you know I have a penis on my head?
so you do...

 

by SweetCera
10-06-02
do you know why i am unlucky?
Because you got nailed three times in one night...by guys!
...oh yea.... besides that...
HA! HA! HA! HA!

 

by SweetCera
10-06-02
What's the difference between you and an oil painting?
what?
you only need one nail to hold it up.
no..
isn't that funny?

 

by SweetCera
10-06-02
i must say.... how are you?
.......
well this is different....

 

by SweetCera
10-11-02
so what are you?
I am a British finger puppet. pip, pip! ciao!
God! It figures this is all the British could come up with.
well old chap...
::sigh::
Bloody hell

 

by SweetCera
10-11-02
Will he help me pass Com Research?
You got a 100 on the test. I got a 59 on the test. Whose doing better?
I am.....?
You want to help me study for the next test?
sure! no problem!
YESS!!

 

by SweetCera
11-13-02
So.... no more leading man in my comicstrip.
Yup! No more. He's gone. Back to making fun of Jesus!
HEY! GET OUT OF HERE! I thought I fired your ass!!
yo!

 

by SweetCera
11-15-02
So what do you want now?
I'm a scumbag. I'm sorry.
want to make out?
What are you doing?!?! GET OUT!!
or i could help you with com research. you can give me mono.

 

by SweetCera
11-15-02
sure, josh
you know i'm superior to you.
right, josh
And better then you.
of course, you are josh.
And SMARTER then you.

 

by SweetCera
12-16-02
I can't believe he didn't take me back home tonite, like he promised.
I can't believe he is making me walk back all by myself in the middle of the night!!
Why does this walk get creepier and creepier?

 

by SweetCera
12-16-02
So you want to study together at some point this week?
sure. how bout wednesday?
sure. i get out of werk at 8.
ok
ok

 

by SweetCera
12-16-02
So it's the last week of the fall semester for colleges everywhere. Christmas break. Celebrating my birthday, they all are.
torture me, why don't ya..
what?
you know what I like to do during the last week of colleges before break?
Teach Communication Research.

 

by SweetCera
12-16-02
it's my birthday...!!! my birthday!!
whatever...
Want to know a secret?
what?
shhh... it's not really my birthday...

 

by SweetCera
1-08-03
And she finds out her com research grade...
I got a B-...
I got a B-!!!
SUCK ON THAT, SATAN!!!
huh?

 

by SweetCera
1-08-03
You God... it's a new year. And I've been facing this way for a while now. A change of scenery could be good.
Come on, God! Please?
::sigh:: I know you can do better then this. I've seen it!

 

by SweetCera
1-08-03
I need you to do something for me, son.
That all depends there, pops!
God loves you.
oh freakish....

 

by SweetCera
1-30-03
you care about me
yet you hate me
but you care about me

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