Hippos are cool.

Author: SwssArmyRomantic

Date: January 5, 2002

One fine day...
Hey bird.
Hey hippo.
Hippo? How dare you say that?! I'm not a hippo!
You're not?!?! What are you?!
Remeber to choose your words carefully.
I'm an elephant dumbass!
Hey elephant dumbass!