Doctor Pancreas

Author: Tangelafan

Date: January 5, 2006

by Tangelafan
1-05-06
What do you wanna hear first, the good news, or the bad news?
Bad news.
The bad news is, you only have 24 hours to live.
OH GOD NO!
The good news is, the earth will explode seconds after your death, so you won't be missing much.
Phew! That's a relief! Now I don't have to pay for the funeral.