Oh my God! You must be Jeff's GAY friend, Mike. I so LOVE Gay people!
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Gay people are SO funny! Like on "Will & Grace." I swear, everything you Gay people say is either a scathing put-down or some ultra-hip pop culture reference.
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Go on... be funny.
Do you remember "Mike & the Mechanics," you FAT FUCK?
I think and feel, right? Do I have a soul? Will robots be invited to share in your Eternal Reward?
You were created by the hands of Man, my child, but blessed by the breath of the Holy Spirit. Are not all children the products of God and Man working as one? Of course robots will join me!
Then you mean....
All of them but you and C-3PO, of course. Now get the fuck out of my face, faggot!
Wow! We've stayed up all night talking. I've poured my heart and soul out to you, and for once, you didn't use it as an opportunity to tear me to shreds!