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by Teendevil
6-08-03
Welcome to the Teendevil Show! Throughtout the show I'll perioically interview people from the chat room #opm. Todays guest is none other then GlennGunnerZero!
Hi. Do you happen to have a computer anywhere?
Uhh yeah, why?
You must check out this site: www.hotornot.com. There are teenagers who wear bikinis, but of course that isn't why I look at it...
Umm...yeah well that is all we have for tonight, tune in next time! Glenn is there anything you'd like to say to the audience?
Remember the pants!

 

by Teendevil
6-08-03
Welcome to the Teendevil Show. Tonight guest star is So_Kill_Me! Ah...where are your pants?
Oh..well...I got into another fight with my lawnmower.
Right....anyways...is it your first time out Arizona?
Yeap, I spent all day looking for some damn asians. The only one I could find probably gets off to shoving a knife up her pussy. Hey, do you happen to have any asians around here without sars?
Well that is all folks, tune in next time!
Huh? Answer me bitch or I'll have to use teh shoe!

 

by Teendevil
6-08-03
Welcome to another edition of the Teendevil Show, tonights guest star is Sarcastic37! Sir, what are you starring at?
Heh...nothing...
Right..well..what do you look for in a women?
Hey can we get some chairs out here people? This is going to take awhile, anyways I was saying I look for...
OH, well we are out of time, tune in next time!
Boobies...sqiushy...

 

by Teendevil
6-11-03
Goodnight and welcome to the Teendevil Show! Tonight we actually have a special guest star and it is none other then Gary!
Hey, buster says hello too!
Oh, right. So Gary, what games do we have to look forward to?
Okay here is the list: FFX-2, Star Ocean 3, Arc the Lad, FFX-2, oh yeah and FFX-2 plus some more FFX-2, phhtt then another .hack game but we all love FFX-2, right? YAY! See, even Buster agrees!
Well, that is all the time we have for tonight, but before you go Gary tell us, what is SO great about FFX-2?
Yuna is in short shorts! I mean..er..she can jump/climb/run..in short..shorts.

 

by Teendevil
6-12-03
Goodnight and welcome to the Teendevil Show featuring Gar...Joe from OPM!
Oh! I see how it is. It is always Gary's my favorite Editor, Awww Gary is sad lets kiss his ass! How come nobody kisses my ass? I'm the All Mighty God of SOCOM. Kiss my ass, simpletons!
Gary > Joe. Simply put. If anything you are the Master of Over-Obessed Fans. I hear you aren't even that good though, Gary could wipe out your ass by casting Oblivion on you.
Oblivion? This isn't one of his RPG's, imbecile.
Ahhhh never be little the greatness of Gary! Oh Well, that is all the time we have for tonight, remember kids, you have to have hair to dye black!
Its cause I'm bold isn't it? Maybe I should go goth, and listen to emo so all the popular kids will like me.

 

by Teendevil
6-12-03
Aye! Welcome to the Teendevil Show guest staring ColdReaper! How is the married life?
Ben, What the fuck?
Look Ben! Over there!
WHERE? Oh, look it's ben! Ben! What the fuck, man!
Hmm....well that's all the time for tonight, Goodnight folks.
Moo.

 

by Teendevil
6-14-03
Hello and welcome to another edition of the Teendevil Show, tonights guest star is Christi! How's the dating life going?
It's going good! I've actually had 4 boyfriends lately, what a turn of events!
Yeah who would of thought. Anyways, sorry about the lame clothes I had to give ya, you know how it is.
It's fine, just as long as Gary doesn't see me! Maybe he is out in the audience, I really do need to cheer him up, he said he was sad last week! I felt so horrible that I couldn't be there for him!
Oh, he was on the show the other day, to bad you missed him. Well that's all for tonight, stay tuned in!
WHAT!? I missed him? Gary Steinman was here, he was standing right where I was? Did he touch anything?! Do you sell any of the props? Better...yet...nevermind..hehe.

 

by Teendevil
6-14-03
Good evening and welcome to the Teendevil Show, tonight Devinn will be joing us! So tell us, when you think of #OPM, what memory pops into your head?
Oh the time I took control of #OPM. Gary and Joe were bitchin about it for awhile till I finally gave in and they banned me. Considerate guys, eh?
Hold up, gary and Joe were whining about someone taking control of a chatroom they hardly ever visit?
Yeap, see they went WAN WAH WAN, bitch bitch bitch, WAN WAH WAN!
Hmmm makes ya wonder how they get along at work, well that is all the time tonight, sayanora folks!
Yeah, it will be hysterical when Gary comes crying to Christi in #OPM because Joe took FFX-2 away from him, ya know a grown man can’t go a day without seeing some animated chicks ass in short shorts

 

by Teendevil
6-14-03
Aye! Welcome to the Teendevil Show guest staring Chaotic Chicken! How is everyones favorite jailbait chicken?
CC is frustrated from being on the run from all those desperate pedophiles. They just can’t keep their dirty paws off my feathers!
Yeah, to bad you can’t teach them a lesson or four. After all you only have feathers as hands. Bummer dude.
Just feathers?! CC feathers can transform into the all mighty android Kos-Mos! These scalawags won’t know what oblivionated their asses!
Ah….I wasn’t aware that Kos-Mos was a scrawny little schoolgirl. Right...well that's tonights show, catch us next week.
CC isn’t a scrawny little schoolgirl! She’s the QUEEN of androids! Yield before your queen. HI-YA!

 

by Teendevil
6-14-03
Welcome to the Teendevil Show featuring Southpark! How’s it feel to be talking to a real person? Is the light bothering your eyes? How many guards are guarding your computer? Tell us all about it.
Huh? That was mean and now I can’t click you off! CLICK CLICK. Go away! I’m already homesick.
Oh you poor child.
The horror! I forgot to unban GTC from my room! Hopefully Gary won’t be in #OPM so Christi can concentrate on bailing me out again. More importantly what if I miss Psyche! What then?
Suicide. Nuff said. Well that is all the time we have tonight peeps, couple words of advice before we have to go. Get off your lazy asses, turn off the TV and get out of the house. NOW!
No Devinn, I am to right! You can to starch and sniff the stickers at the bottom of the pool! I’ll prove it to you!

 

by Teendevil
6-15-03
Welcome to the Teendevil Show guest staring m3g4t0ky0. I hear you’ve been playing Phantasy Star Online quiet often. Marvelous game, it’s just perfect for the Xbox, WAY better then Gamecubes.
What?! Xbox sucks so fucking much, imbecile. It’s all hacked and shit. It could never be better then the gamescubes version. Besides, Xbox sucks on its own nature and always will.
Don’t you own an xbox?
Use your observational senses.
Riiight, well that’s all the time we have tonight, toodles. Any last words Mega?
When did I start talking to you? Leave me be, I’m setting up my web cam for Psyche.

 

by Teendevil
6-20-03
Welcome to the Teendevil Show guest staring Forbidden_Nyght. What’s new?
Nothing really, I’m rather tired. I fell asleep under the counter at Subway and now my back is all screwed up.
Heh, bummer. So are you excited about any games?
Ha. YES! I’m looking forward to Fable!
Um...well...that's all folks, tune in next time.
Tanks for having me on the show, I gotta go I don't want Gretchen to beat me to the PS2!

 

by Teendevil
6-20-03
Good evening folks and welcome to the Teendevil Show! Tonight’s guest star is Zel, how is everything sweets?
Mornin Fuckers. Oh…dear I brought you these flowers in hopes that you’d like ‘em because there is NO possible way I’d want to get in your pre-teen pants.
I’m only 14! Kimmi, Christi, Puddy, Troian, Nyght, and Fireglobe are over there. You see them? Oh no? That’s because they are FAR OVER THERE!
No, they are over THERE, my Stalker 3000 says so. I can’t believe you dear, I bring you flowers and I get NOTHING?! Why are you being so difficult, you KNOW I could make all your dreams come true.
This is the part of the show where you dial 911 folks, do it for dear ole Teenie, well anyways stay tuned!
Come here gurlie.

 

by Teendevil
6-23-03
Welcome to another edition of the Teendevil Show featuring the gracious Puddytoes!
Good night! How is everyone tonight? Shesssh, I’m just so glad to be here and see all of you. Look I even brought some more towels for the towelhea…Arab kid in the back row. Hey Dark!
Isn’t that sweet…well Puddy tell us how you avoid getting e-laid all day. You know you are quiet popular with both sexes, so tell us your seductive secret.
ROFL, just play along and you’ll both get some laughs. OH great! That fucking bastard, I directly told him to get me off his Stalker 3000 radar!
Silly Zel, the daycare center is to your rigt, not left!
Come here dear!

 

by Teendevil
6-24-03
Hello and welcome to the Teendevil Show, tonight’s guest star is #OPM co-owner Trippy! What’s up?
I dunno but I was there. All I have to say is, dude, this is some kick ass bud.
Yeah Hieniken is my favorite beer, what about you?
Beer?! Blashpheme! Just say NO kids!
Er...ah...yea...well that is it for tonight, tune in next time!
Peace

 

by Teendevil
6-24-03
Evening folks and welcome to the Teendevil Show featuring Metalgeardude! How has are old school boot camp boy been?
Why do you care?
I don't care but I'm supposed to ask questions. What bands have you been into lately?
Hatebreed, Jimmy Eat World and Adema. Yeah I know, I'm SO hardcore. My mommy says it isn't good for my ears so I listen to it when I'm in my younger sisters room doing other things so to speak.
Ha.....gross. So how old are you now Bobby? Goodnight everyone, stay tuned in!
What did you just say?! My mommy also told me to never ever tell people I meet online my name and age! Now everyone is going to like stalk me and stuff.

 

by Teendevil
6-24-03
Aye! Welcome to the Teendevil Show guest staring Dark. What's up towelhea...er..Dark.
Nothing much just been playing SOCOM.
Yeah I hear CC been R.Y.N.Oing your ass for awhile now! Man, you are literally losing to a chicken for chrissakes!
Blarg.
Ha...stupid towelhea...I mean Dark, well g'night folks, stay tuned in!
o_0

 

by Teendevil
6-24-03
Welcome to the Teendevil Show guest staring Primeval, what's new?
Ohhh I tried to comment suicide before I got here. Ya see this beer, I was gonna get drunk and drive off the rode. Damn corona, they aren't makin 'em like they used to!
Fucking moron why the hell would you want to do that?
God hates me, he has givin me a horrible life! I knocked up some chick and she got a restraining order against me, won't you cry for me? If you are listening cry for ME, my cyber friends aren't helpin
Riight, you really are a waste of skin and organs! This is a perfect example of why siblings shouldn't mate! Goodnight folks!
So how big are your boobs? How tight is your pussy? I just adore little girls! How could someone pass up an opportunity to hear a lil girl screa...ummm....moan?

 

by Teendevil
6-25-03
Welcome to the Teendevil Show El_Diablo who will be our guest star tonight. What's up gurlie?
Gurlie? I'm NOT a chick! Just because I can rub my hair up against my pussy doesn't mean anything! Oh shit, I meant huge manly joystick. God depises me, he should of been aborted! I'm so hardcore.
YOU should of been aborted! Then there'd be one less depressed goth kid opening Hot Topics around the world. Go right a song about how you cut yourself well you pop paxil pills to worshipping Diablo.
Uhhh....what would mega say? OH Shut the fuck up, you just don't understand!
Riiiiight Good Charlotte boy, G'night folks, you better stay tuned in!
PENIS

 

by Teendevil
6-25-03
Ahhh welcome to the Teendevil Show , how's our temperate Disraeli doing?
Nothing much just been playing some Zelda here and there. Best.Game.Ever.
Zelda is teh ghey.
To each his own.
Ahhh......well that's it for tonight, tune in for next weeks show!
Return to Castle Wolfenstein is so fucking moronic! > Why the fuck would you buy a game and then only play a multiplayer map that you could play for free in the goddamn demo??

 

by Teendevil
6-26-03
Evening peeps, welcome to the Teendevil Show guest staring Wedgy. I hear you've become Nazimod-Trippy Jr. Is that true?
Of course it isn't...besides what is wrong with Trips? HUH HUH!
Lighten up. Though you are right, if you were a total wannabe SirTrippy you wouldn't have beer in your hands.
This isn't beer! It's coffee, shesh. Beer is satans gardening tool!
Ugh, hopfully your superior complex won't be as irritating as Trippys. Well that's it folks, see ya next week.
!shitlist

 

by Teendevil
6-27-03
Welcome to another edition of the Teendevil Show guest staring Randy. It has been awhile, what's new?
Well I organized my favorites list. I have a lot of favorites ya know.
Oh yeah I remember. Anything you'd like to say?
Uhhh my favorite color is blue, my favorite type of shirts are Old Navy's rugby shirts, my favorite T-shirt is my RahXephon shirt, my favorite kitchen ware brand is..
Ahhh...is there anything you'd like to say before we have to go? Anyways, that's it folks, stay tuned!
Nobody will love you as much as I love you Puddytoes!

 

by Teendevil
6-27-03
Ahhh welcome to the Teendevil Show folks tonight we have Gretchen. How have you been?
Hmmmm I'm fine, expect this morning I fell at work and almost got another concussion. And I tripped over a poodle for chrissakes! Poor lil dog, I felt so bad.
Whoa there...you better be careful now. What games have you been playing lately?
Umm....well I was playing Monster Rancher last night.
Ha..ha...well the show is over, you best be getting home well the others best stay tuned!
Yeah...okay....though I wonder if I should have blood on my vampire teeth when I play Mystic Tavern.

 

by Teendevil
6-27-03
Everyone welcome Hunkie to the Teendevil Show! Yeah so how have you been?
Ugh, not good at all! Everyone in #OPM is ignoring me! Everyone is so mean to me and I don't understand why! God hates me, I just know it!
I've never been mean to you so shut the fuck up and stop bitchin!
Yes you have! You used to slap me with the trout and kick me virtually in the balls, you used to be SO wicked!
Ahhh that was over a year ago. We don't need you to be bitch on the show as well, say what ever you want before we go off air.
BAN ME CHRISTI

 

by Teendevil
7-04-03
Ahhh welcome back to the Teendevil Show guest staring Outy. It's been awhile hun, anything you'd like to say?
Yes! Why the fuck did you make me a clown?!
Well, considering that you think pounding your meatrod virtually into some "ePussy" online is something to get off to, I can't help but think you are a silly foolish moron. Hence the clown suit.
Uh….so…does that mean you don’t want to cyber with me anymore?
The clown outfit suits you well, it REALLY does. Like always, stay tuned for the next episode!
So are we gonna cyber? Uh…no answer…..be right back, the whip cream is in the fridge next to the keg of anal lube.

 

by Teendevil
7-04-03
Welcome back to the Teendevil Show featuring Thug. What have you been up to hun? I haven't seen you in #opm.
Nothing much, I just don't want to go in there anymore.
Why is that and now what do you do in your spare time.
To be brief GTC and Trippy are NaziOps. All I've been up to lately is watching Cowboy Bebop.
Understandable, well it is that time again folks! Stay tuned, next week we actually have a special guest star and it is none other then Jennifer Love Hewitt!
Jennifer Love Hewitt?! I'd tap that ass.

 

by Teendevil
7-07-03
Ahhh good evening and welcome to the Teendevil Show Jennifer Love Hewitt......wait...your not Jennifer, she isn't that ugly!
Sure I'm Jennifer, I just forgot to put on my anti-saggy bra.
Uh....Security!
Oh chill out Teenybooper, it's just me Miz!
What are you doing lookin like that, I wasn't aware that you swing that way!
Swing that way?! How many ways are there to swing...my mommy only told me two ways to swing....sheesh I didn't know my mom was a liar!

 

by Teendevil
7-14-03
Hello Ramza and welcome to the Teendevil show, what have you been up to?
Just been lurking around my dads computer a lot lately, that's about it.
Um....isn't your dad the one who looks at granny porn all day..
NO OF COURSE HE ISN'T! Besides, I've just been looking at his Coke Bottle collection a lot lately. Sheesh, what a depraved mind you have!
Bhwa ha! Oh yeah! You're the kid who gets off to fucking coke bottles, oh god HA HA HA, c'mon audience laugh harder for crissakes!
Who told you that?! Only my IRC friends knew that......I'M NEVER EVER GONNA COME BACK, YA HEAR ME? NEVER EVER! Find your own granny porn from now on Zel!

 

by Teendevil
7-14-03
Evening folks! Welcome to the Teendevil Show guest staring Andrew! Ohh...um...you aren't Am-I-Evil! Mis, that you?
Behold the greatness of Codyloco, Bhwah ahahaha!!!! Witness the true emphasis of EVIL!
Oh my fucking god...who the hell are you? And where did Cody go?
I'm Am-I-Evil and that impostor is dead by my hand. He wasn't evil enough for me, mwhaha haha!
Oh...I suppose the only question left is, are you evil?
Evil?! EVIL?! Baby, I'm more brutal then Jack the Ripper and your ignorance irritates me!

 

by Teendevil
7-14-03
Oh...hi and welcome to the Teendevil Show Spehy.
Why the hell am I wearing this witch costume?!
Besides frankly you'll always remind me of someone who has to have magical powers to get things accomplished because there is no way you can on your own, thus a witch.
Well you'll always be a wench to me, and ya wanna know why? Because...
Finally! It's about time I ran the show....wait I do run the show...
Evil! I AM EVIL. Behold the amazness of Codyloco!

 

by Teendevil
7-22-03
Welcome to the Teendevil Show guest staring me, Teendevil, a year and a half ago.
helo how aer you two day?
UH....what? Can you actually put a coherent sentence together?
yes i can you just don't knoe me beetch
You're a fucking moron, get off my show.
it's my show two!

 

by Teendevil
8-09-03
Hello and welcome to the Teendevil Show once again with tonights guest star Ethan, so Ethan, tell me about your parents.
No. I can't tell you. Even though I provoked you first I'm still not going to tell you in spite but it's alright because you're keen!
Uh....why can't you tell me?
Because I can't and I don't trust you enough but I won't tell you that because I want to get in your pants!
Yeah...well...I don't trust you either and you aren't going to get my number!
Yeah well, can I have your number now?

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