All comics by TehKoE

 

by TehKoE
12-08-07
REDDAP killed me.
And don't let him tell you otherwise.
But my doods killed a bunch of his doods so I guess it's all 'k.

 

by TehKoE
12-09-07
It was actually I who killed Jesus, not REDDAP.
No, *I* killed Jesus!
Actually, I killed Jesus, REDDAP, and pretty much everybody else.

 

by TehKoE
12-09-07
Haha, silly peoples, Jesus never died at all! You can't kill someone who isn't already dead. I bet you're all wondering just how I did it.
My good friend Judas and I escaped to the moon! Isn't that awesome!?
You know, I really should have gone ahead and betrayed you. Of COURSE you can kill someone who isn't dead.
Can you turn water to wine? No? Shut up then, traitor.
Whose idea was it to go to the moon in the first place, genius? Not you or your Dad's, that's for sure.

 

by TehKoE
12-09-07
AAAAARGH!
Oh Jesus!
Now he's dead.
OH HOLY MOTHER OF ME! WHY DOESN'T IT JUST END ALREADY!?
Well, that was a waste of 2000 years after all.

 

by TehKoE
12-09-07
I can't believe DC killed me. And yes, it's me, 'cause I'm green. I think.
That sorry bastard of a duck. I've got to do something to him. An eye for an eye, a webbed foot for a webbed foot.
Most of my usual revenge plans are severely hindered by the status of me being a corpse now. Dammit.

 

by TehKoE
12-09-07
Well, now that you killed my boss I guess I get to work for you now.
That doesn't make any sense. You're your own man now.
My life was sworn to Jesus, and I have to follow any who was able to best him in combat.
That still doesn't make any sense, but I know how to take care of it.
I should have seen this coming.
Killing biblical figures is fun.

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