Pirates of Penzance

Author: Tenorbfish

Date: March 5, 2002

by Tenorbfish
3-05-02
Opening Night..
Now, i'll conduct this in ONE. And half of you are playing in TWO and the others in THREE.
Do I even play in this production?
I don't know Kirby...
Hey, Connelly, i forget who I am... who am i?
You're matt. How many times do i have to tell you?