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by TheRetroKat
10-23-03
ARGHHH!!!11!@!!
You smell like pee.
You're Black!
Really!!!
...
...

 

by TheRetroKat
10-24-03
So, you like shiney things, huh?
Yes.
Obviously you don't like big things, if youre going out with Eric.
What are you talking about? He's really fat.
I'M TALKING ABOUT HIS PENIS!!!11!!!LOLOMGROFL!!!!11@!
He poked me in the eye once.

 

by TheRetroKat
10-25-03
Remember that one time you wrote that note that said you wanted to have sex with me to a friend?
ROFLMFAO OMG!!!!11!!!1!!!
Then i showed everyone the note and you should have been really embarrassed.
HOLY COW, IM GOING TO SHIT MYSELF!!!OMG!!1!!ROFL!
Then the rest of your primary education was hell and you always got made fun of when you got boners.
I LIKE IT IN THE BUTT!!!!!11!!1!!!@!!IM GAY.

 

by TheRetroKat
10-25-03
Yo, b, this CRONIC be some muthafuckin kwazy shit, nigga.
Nigga, PLZ.
LSD, MUTHAFUCKAS!
Whachu talkin 'bout, kracka. Hook me up you crazy white ass nigga.
Take one of these pill and your black ass will be trippin like Sam Coolidge.
SHIYAT, SON, NOW I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH DUDES AND GAY BUTTSEX SHIT.
HAHAHAHAHA, THOSE WERE JOKE PILLS. NOW YOU'RE A FULL FLEDGED GAY ROFLMFAO!!!!!!11!!!!7!!!!1...wanna do it?

 

by TheRetroKat
10-29-03
HI BRAD, YOURE GAY.
SHHHHHHH!!!!! I am deeply offended.
DON"T YOU LIKE IT IN THE BUTT?
Yeah, I do.
FAGGOT!!
YOU ARE SO BANNED!!ROFLMAOLOO!!!!@!!11!!!1!!!5!!!!

 

by TheRetroKat
10-29-03
So, purple sweatshirt, eh.
Yup.
OMG!!1!R U GAY?!?!!!1
Can I touch you in the happy spot?
OMG OMG!!!!111!!!1!!!1!!! YEAH! I'M A GAY BOY!!!1!!1!1!!!
I HAVE A GUN!!!!!!

 

by TheRetroKat
10-31-03
So, did you enjoy yourself last night?
Why yes i did.
It was so amazing.
Best sex in a long time.
My balls really hurt, though.
Mine too.

 

by TheRetroKat
10-31-03
Welcome to McDonald's. What would you like for breakfast?
Yo, uh, ye, I'll have an Egg McMuffin
Nigga, waz yo problem? Nigga plz, don't bring that ill shiyat inta my house. You know wha I'm talkin 'bout.
Shiya, biach, you's right.
So...
One McGriddle meal.

 

by TheRetroKat
11-01-03
Hiya, Joe!
Howdy do, Ern?
Seen Ed around?
Not since sensitivity training.
So, you're a god damned faggot, huh. HUH! From the south? Only steers and queers come from the south, and you don't look like a steer.
BUTTSEX!!!LOO!!!!!!1!!!!!!!

 

by TheRetroKat
11-07-03
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jim.
Jim who?
Jim I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU MOVE I'LL SHOOT YOU YOU LITTLE BITCH.

 

by TheRetroKat
11-07-03
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil ILL FUCKING KILL, SHOOT, AND RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER TONIGHT IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY, YOU FAT FUCK!
fuck

 

by TheRetroKat
11-07-03
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Brad.
Brad who?
Brad, YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LIFE YOU HOMO!
LOLOLROFLMAO!!!!11!!!!1!!!! banned, I KINDA LIKE IT IN THE BUTT.

 

by TheRetroKat
12-22-03
Sup.
Sup.
Wanna dose of vitamin penis?
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!1!!1!!!!111!!...yes.
AWESOME!
LOL, I was kidding, you're a fucking jewbag.

 

by TheRetroKat
1-21-04
Dong...
LOO!!!1!!!11!1!1!!!
THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!
Cunt.

 

by TheRetroKat
1-21-04
My penis tells me to things a lot. Does yours?
Wait, what?
You know...
Oh shit, pocket pool bitches!!!111!!11!!!11!!!1!!!!!1!LOLMAO!!!1
Wanna suck dick?
LIEK OMG YEA!!!11!!1LOL!!11 I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK ROFL!!!!!1

 

by TheRetroKat
2-04-04
Shlong...
LOL!!!!11!!!!!!1
THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!11!1111!!!!1!!!
You're a fucking cunt.

 

by TheRetroKat
2-29-04
I'm gay!
Your movie sucked and was gay and predictable. The book was better, you homo.
AT LEAST IM NOT A NIGGER!
BUT UR ONE OF TEH GHEYS!
BRAD, C'MON, ONE MORE FOR OLDTIME SAKES.
OK JESUS, I LOVE TEH COCK GHEY BUTTSEX LOO!!!11!!!`1

 

by TheRetroKat
3-19-04
LIEK, WANNA SECKS?!@!!!11!!!!??
OKAY LIL GIRL!!!!...LIEK, FIST IN BUTT???!11?!?!HEEH
LIEK, WTF
LOO, LIEK, IT WAS, ME, JESUS, TEH HOLE TIME!!!SPEAKING OF HOLES, BRAD...
OH FUCK ALRIGHT!!!I LOVE TEH GHEY BUTTSECKS LIEK COOL POCKET POOL LOO!!!!11!!!!!!!111TEH COCK!!!11

 

by TheRetroKat
4-01-04
LIEK, OMG, www.explodingdog.com IS SO GRATE IT HAS INSPIRED ME THIS GUY IS A GENIUS
LIEK OMG UR RIGHT THATS WHY I PUT HIM OPN HERE, CUZ THEY R GOOD
IM A STARVING ARTIST AT THE TENDER AGE OF 14 IM RILLY RILLY GOOD CUZ I DRAW STIK FIGURES AND SHIT LIEK THIS GUY IM AN ARTIST DAMMIT
IS THAT SO
LIEK OMG I WISH I WAS AS SMART AS THIS GUY AND MADE SUCH GOOD CYNICAL COMICS AND MAEKS SUCH A STATEMENT
LETS SECKS!!!!11!!!1!1!! START OFF BY PUTTING UR PENIS IN MY MOUTH AND ILL SPUT MY HAND UP THER!!!11!!LLOO!!!1

 

by TheRetroKat
5-13-04
Deutschland ewig. Ich werde alle entgegengesetzte zu meiner Kraft zerquetschen.
Guys...
Ich habe fröhliches Geschlecht die ganze Zeit. Jungens für mich.
You know...
LIEK OMG, IM THA COOLEST AND I LOV ETEH GHEY SECKS, LOO, OMG OMG!!!!11!!!!11!!!SECKS ME NOW LITTEL BOYZ
He's only disguised as Adolf Hitler

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