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by TheRooGurl
8-01-02
The very strange topics lonely college students with no cars, no girlfriends .. and no life .. talk about in their ever idle time
Why sell your body to science? When there are perfectly good necrophiliac societies around?
..Mm yes there's a funny thought. and a funny word too .. necrophiliac necrophilia .. the greek word ..necros meaning 'dead' and philia.. ..'to fill'.. did you know that?
It makes you wonder just what they're mothers would say
I noticed in Biology class the other day.. when I mentioned Necrophilia a lot of the younger students visibily stiffened.. and the older mature students looked a bit scared..
....and quite rightly so
If they saw any of this..
Dude...this conversation has made me hungry ... Fill.. Mmmm Custard filling..
...Ewww gross .. thats just topped it off just nicely.. I'll sleep a lot soundly now.. thank you fucking much

 

by TheRooGurl
8-01-02
There are many people in this world...
Hey Hey.. I got a joke!
*Inward groan*
Which draws us to the conclusion
..I cannot see I cannot wave I am not a man and yet I shave.. what am I thinking .. thinking!
...oh please.. enlighten me..?
.. just how unlucky we are
A BLIND CRIPPLED WOMAN WITH A HAIRY BACK!
..I'm going this way *points randomly* ..now

 

by TheRooGurl
8-02-02
There are times in a person's life..
I went to school with a young boy by the named of Michael Hunt..
...Yeah.. and?
When they begin to question ..
We nicknamed him ...
*Braces himself mentally*
Just what is the meaning behind all of this?
FUCK HEAD!
" ......... "

 

by TheRooGurl
8-02-02
..Meanwhile in other news
These magic cards .. you use the forest ones *BLA BLA Bla bla yadda yadda*
"...Check out the elf in that card... Woah!..."
It appears the Geek epidemic has reached other corners of the globe..
You so are not paying attention ARE you..? HEY! stop drooling on my Arch Angel card.. thats a valuable one..!
...Sorry it's just something about those ears.. and the loincloth that.. phwoar..! ....Its the ears and the cloth.. chicks dig that!
...does a globe have four corners?
Did somebody say Elf?
Well... this is Christmas come early ... *snicker*

 

by TheRooGurl
8-03-02
Things ..
Whats... whats Pink..
..I dunno ..?
Can only get ..
and really hard?
"Oh for goodness sake.."
Better?!
A pig with a flick knife
..This keeps getting lamer and lamer everytime

 

by TheRooGurl
8-04-02
In idle hands there comes Idle times
Had a girl, couldn't track her - she was an english back packer ..
We thought it was forever.. but our love just ran a ground
Now whether that is used to an individual's advantage
But I still feel she's close to me..
I walk across her endlessly
We will never know..
DOO DOO DOO she's buried out my backdoor...!
I said .. Doo DOO doo she'd buried out my back dooooor!

 

by TheRooGurl
8-06-02
We'd like to do something for the beautiful people at home.
I hate assignments.. I have a big paper to write for that stupid Catholicism module.. BLOODY CHRIST ..!
Yes my child?
This is a strange harrowing tale ..
...Oh... wow Jesus! ...You kinda scared me there.. no Offense dude but I didn't think you existed .. you like the candy man or beetle juice? I call ya name and you just.. well come?
*Think pure and holy thoughts think pure and holy thoughts*
of how unfortunate some of us 'higher beings' really are
...Oh right... didn't think so .. and to think you could of been of some use to me ..
*Damnit.. blew it.. again*

 

by TheRooGurl
8-06-02
..OMIGAWD! Its the Aussie Croc Guy! oOOoooOooo *Little boy squeal*
..Roit .. 'ello everyone.. its me the Croc 'unter!
Damn, how does that guy do it.. he's gettin more publicity than me!
Today I'm dressed like a cowboy in the forest .. cos I ran out of me usual Khakis ..
...Roit mate.. don't try anything funneh.. or I'll shoot yer .. -FAIR DINKUM!-
CRICKEY!

 

by TheRooGurl
8-07-02
I've had such rotten luck with men, isn't there a mister perfect out there for me..?
Why do I bother trying.. I could be waiting all my life..
and nothing will ever happen..
Hey babbbby .. heard of the one about who the skeleton took to the dance?

 

by TheRooGurl
8-08-02
If only such problems could be solved so easily
"If only I could be rid of my brat brother .. how wonderful my life .. and everyone else's could be"
Wouldn't the world be a better place?
Hey.. Dick head.. there's a porn convention in Guatamala .. better jet over there fast..
What world are we talking about exactly?
...Now THATS more like it..!

 

by TheRooGurl
8-08-02
There is always something someone learns very quickly..
Hey..
mmmm?
Something that will stick in their mind forever..
Does my Bum look big in this?
Well... I thought you looked better in the red number..
Honesty is not always the best policy
"I KNEW IT !" *sobs*......You die now!"
AAAAAHHHHHHH!

 

by TheRooGurl
8-10-02
STOP CHANGING THE FUCKING CHANNELS!!!

 

by TheRooGurl
8-10-02
There are some things that are best left unmentioned..
The carnval carnival is in town you know..
Oh really? ..cool
..Unspoken..
..that sexual fantasy festival gives me such a thrill...
..ah......huh...
Or aired to the general audience..
... makes me just want to KILL KILL KILL !!!!....... sorry?

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