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by TheShinyOne
1-03-03
You can't have My Ice Cream
I have an eraser. LOOK AT IT!!! LOOK AT IT!!!
That's just disturbing...
Poor Handy...
Sorry about that, I just feel so Kawazy sometimes
Sometimes...?

 

by TheShinyOne
1-03-03
You can't have My Ice Cream
I have an eraser. LOOK AT IT!!! LOOK AT IT!!!
That's just disturbing...
Sorry about that, I just feel so Kawazy sometimes
Sometimes...?

 

by TheShinyOne
1-03-03
Today, I'd like to show you my new friend. I'm not sure what his name is, but...He gives me a good laugh once in a while.
Can I come out now?
........
Hey everyone! I bet you're wondering why I have a Nail in my forehead. Well, he's my friend Jim to explain it. Jim?
A rabid squirrel was set loose in the Campbell's Soup Factory
Thank you for that Intriguing thought!

 

by TheShinyOne
1-03-03
What's up with you man?
...........
You ok?
.................?
He's kinda dense, isn't he?
Oh man...

 

by TheShinyOne
1-03-03
Not again...
What's your name anyway?
Did I just hammer a nail into my head again?
I guess that's a good question...
*sigh* Yes you did
That hurts you know. Oh...My name? Hmm...
Check it out, I'm a squirrel. FEAR ME!!!
What IS my name...?

 

by TheShinyOne
1-03-03
................
What's that?
That's horrible!
Oh God...What Was that!?
It was a happy birthday letter from my mom...
I'm...sorry...

 

by TheShinyOne
1-09-03
You like that hammer, don't you?
Sure do
.......
I also like my trash can. It's nice and comfy...
(Ain't he a riot folks!?)
But what should I wear to the Campbell's Soup Factory!?

 

by TheShinyOne
1-09-03
Hey, what should I call you? Cause you know...you don't know what your name is.
Hmmm...
I got a list of Good names you can use
This outta be fun...
Decisions, Decisions...
Here they are: Handy the Glove, Jimmiwinks, Loowhip, Uncle Jenkins, Melvin, Kirby, Mopey, and of course...Bob
Hmmmm.....

 

by TheShinyOne
1-09-03
Hmmm....which one is your favorite?
Well, if I call you Jimmiwinks...I can call you Jim for short.
Hmmm...
Hmmm...
That's gotta hurt...
Maybe my trusty hammer and Nail can help!
You'd think he'd learn to stop doing that eventually...

 

by TheShinyOne
2-03-03
*sigh...* He doesn't even know when he's being insulted...
Well, we finally have a name for this stupid freak standing next to me...
Huh...?
Uh oh...
...Why are you in that garbage can...?
Well...It's a long story...First I met this guy, Frank, and he liked bread goo...
I guess not...
Is this going to take a while?
What was I talking about now?

 

by TheShinyOne
2-03-03
Why does that keep happening..?
Cool...i'm a squirrel again...
Yes...I lika to chew...
.....What the.......?
Hah Hah! Boooom!!!!
Not again....
Why do I keep changing shapes...?
Am I bleeding?

 

by TheShinyOne
2-03-03
That can't be good...
Why the hell haven't I changed back yet...? ..........................Uh oh....where is Jimmiwinks...?
Heh heh heh...
Please god Kill me Now!!!
I guess I changed again...Damn this is weird........................................JIMMIWINKS!!!!???

 

by TheShinyOne
2-03-03
Oddly specific...
Where the hell have you Been???
Uhhhh....didn't I tell you about that letter my mom sent me? Yeah it said that I had to go to this underwater party somewhere....
........
....isn't that called sponteneous human combustion...?
Isn't....what?
And I thought I was weird...
Umm...Should I call an Ambulance....?
Naah...I'll be Fine, this happens all the time...

 

by TheShinyOne
2-06-03
Unnngghhhh.....
Don't I know you from somewhere...?
Uhh...Maaarhhhhhh!!!
Can I have that Arm for my Collection?
Poor guy...
I'll never get a girlfriend...

 

by TheShinyOne
2-06-03
Don't I know him from somewhere...?
Dammit!!! At least when I was a Fly I could...ya know...FLY!!!
Hey, I'm Francisco...I'll be stayin' with you for a bout a week or so.
Francisco eh?
Yup
....interesting weather we're having...
Sure is...

 

by TheShinyOne
5-24-03
I knew I recognized him...
So Francisco, what brings you to my domain?
Well, I stayed with some guys named Adam and Chuck for a while, but they got kinda boring...and they had this really annoying robot that kept trying to kill me.
Ohh, I know those gu....Oh good, I'm back to normal.
Why do you keep changing shapes?
I wish I knew...
Did you take Chuck's blue pills?

 

by TheShinyOne
5-24-03
Hey...Aren't you Brad Pitt?
Yeah, nice to see you Francisco.
I think I know somebody...
What brings you here?
Oh, Nothing really...Just looking for somebody around here who can hammer a nail into my forehead as hard as they can.
DAMN YOU KEVIN SPACEY!!! YOU STEAL ALL MY PARRTTTSSS!!!!
You wouldn't happen to have a hammer would you?

 

by TheShinyOne
5-24-03
...He's back alright...
Oh, I see you're back now.
...Umm...Jim...you have another nail in your hea...Oh hey, I don't look too bad in this body.
Who're you?
That's a nice Hammer you got there...

 

by TheShinyOne
5-24-03
Nerd Central...
Damn! Damn! Damn!
Hang in there, man!
Fucking Terrorists!
Dude, calm down!
I swear to God I'm gonna---
Do you want me to get that knife from Jimmy?

 

by TheShinyOne
5-25-03
You should watch that temper of your's man, it's just a game.
Yeah, I guess so...But man, those terrorists....
Alright, I tried to warn you...
He...Hey! Where're you going!?
Can I borrow that knife of your's?
Sure, but first you must go on a mystical journey...

 

by TheShinyOne
5-25-03
....?
So what's this journey crap you were talking about?
You must travel beyond the land of Iness, and into the bowels of the dark one.
I'm not going into anything's bowels you sick freak
Where's my Ice Cream?
I repeat, ....?
Whatever....
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

 

by TheShinyOne
5-25-03
And so began Jimmiwinks' mystical journey...that he isn't going on....
4 days later
3 days after the previous 4 days...

 

by TheShinyOne
5-25-03
This is taking too long...
Hmm....
....Jimmy didn't tell me which way to go....

 

by TheShinyOne
5-25-03
I wonder how everyone's doing...
Hey...It's getting hotter...
Ouch
Oh yeah, it's hot alright...

 

by TheShinyOne
5-25-03
Hey, I think that's the Dark One over there
Hey, mind if I climb inside your bowels?
....I would be honored!!!
That's kinda disturbing....

 

by TheShinyOne
5-25-03
The Wrongness continues...
Like this?
OOOHHHH!!!! PUSH!! PUUUSSSHHH!!!!!!
...I guess this is the right way...
You know I like it like that Baby!
So, now what?
Don't stop! Noooooo!!!

 

by TheShinyOne
5-26-03
Well, I've done my job, I'll see you later Donny Darko
I'll miss him...
Now THAT'S a documentary!
I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground
You actually did it!?
Alright, I finished your stupid quest, now gimme the knife!

 

by TheShinyOne
7-23-03
Hey...
What is it
So uh....what do you think i should do about this girl? Cause i've been talkin with her, and i'm not entirely sure how to put the moves on her...
All i know is; You should invite her over, and have a nice quiet dinner, then go to the bathroom and line it with candles and fill the tub up with rose pedals, and then....
Then what?!!
Drown that stupid bitch before she gets a chance to tell the cops!!

 

by TheShinyOne
7-23-03
Tho then I says to 'im, I says "SUP BITCH!!!! FO SHIZZLE MAH PO LIZZLE DIZZLE...SHIZZLE!!!"
.....Moo?
Ah yes, THIS is why I bomb the Americans...
Tho I axed him, I axed "NIIIIGGGGGAAAAAA!?!??!??!?"
And then he says to me, he says "Word up dawg! I be off the heezie, mah neezie!"
Did somebody say Axe?

 

by TheShinyOne
7-23-03
WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT!!!?
Do what?!
You told me to drown Marie, for not apparent reason...
No i didn't
Yes you did! I could've sworn you did!
Why would I say something like that to someone I have never even met?

 

by TheShinyOne
7-23-03
I have no idea, thats why i was asking you why you said that.
But I didn't say it...so drop it ok.
Okay, i'm dropping it.
So I axed him, I axed "Hey Jimmy, why you be trippin all tha time, you need to relass and smoke some dis happay grass!"
Who was that? Did he have Level 5 Clearance?
Or, instead of drowning her, you could always wait till she was asleep, then you could tie her up in the trunk of your car and have the exahust run all night in your garage...that would do her in.

 

by TheShinyOne
1-04-04
Dude, you seriously need some anger management or something.
You say one more thing about me needing professional help, and you'll need help from more than just professionals.
Yes Ma'am.
And yes, he did have Level 5 Access.
We need someone to come help be stupid...
Who WAS that guy anyway?
I AIN'T GONNA AX YOU AGAIN! GET ME MAH BEER BIZNATCH!

 

by TheShinyOne
1-04-04
Jimmi to the Rescue!!
Hey Jimmi.
I likes a spot of guacamole in me mornin' tea.
Still enjoying your hammer and nail, I see.
My dog licked my cock, and then he pecked her eye out.
B...Bad Images...
When it was born, it had a beak. I believe it was you, in fact, who taught Rebecca to play the Piccolo with her nose.

 

by TheShinyOne
1-04-04
Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite. The claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird. And shun The frumious Bandersnatch. He took his Vorpal Sword in hand!
Long Time the Manxome Foe he sought, So rested he by the Tumtum Tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood. The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame...
Came whiffling through the Tulgey wood, and Burbled as it came! One, Two! One, Two! And Through and through The Vorpal Blade went Snicker-Snack! He left it dead.
And with its head, he went galumphing back. "And, Hast thou slain the Jabberwock? come to my arms, my beamish boy! O Frabjous Day! Callooh! Callay!" He Chortled in his joy.
So, you got the stuff?
Man, I got EVERYTHING.

 

by TheShinyOne
11-29-04
Okay, so he had Level 5 Clearance. How?
...
...?
...
That explains a lot.
Dude, what's up with that trashcan?
Trashcan? Oh, you must mean my canister of helpfullness.

 

by TheShinyOne
11-29-04
"Canister of helpfullness", you say? How is it helpful?
Well, it provides help.
Yeah, what help does it provide?
Jimmi?
Well, it provides help.

 

by TheShinyOne
11-29-04
Two Hours Later
Maybe I should try another tactic...Reverse psychology, perfect...
Well, it provides help.
It's alright, Jimmi, I don't need to know how it helps you.
Ständig habe ich Dämonen in meinen Gedanken, die verursachen, dass meine Seele leidet!
Wha...?
What?

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