All comics by The_Crash

 

Hide and go seek with knifes by The_Crash 1-09-01
Cindy makes a trip to the shipping and recieving facility. Little girl what are you doing here? What should i do! What should i do!	Little girl i'll have to ask you to leave. Hmmmm what should i tell him to make him not to kill me.	Well????? Will you give me a 25 second getaway?

 

Trying to Rationalize Pop Videos by The_Crash 1-09-01
Hello everyone i'm new here and i notice some are making comments towards Races, women and religion. But what i have failed to see is anyone making fun of Pop Videos and their just plain stupidity Moooooo Make it STOP!!	You typical Pop video contains no matter what the sex of the singer is at least a dozen women (which has lead me to believe that all female pop singers are lesbians) Oh god... Can i be in the video too??	They are always dancing to the beat of this pointlessly crappy song that usually reflects the supposed hetrosexualality of the singer. Aswell they are always dancing on some set that has no relation I love this guy and he loves me.... blah blah blah blah Oh how much i love her.

 

Enter the Pink/Purple Donkey named Ricky Ricardo by The_Crash 1-09-01
R.R or Ricky Ricardo visits the storage building Ummmm this box i ticking... Maybe you should open it... just wait and let me go.. ummm. ummm.. lock my car.	How the hell did i get here?? Hmmm... I wonder what this button does, 'Bug' it says Self Destruct.. should i push push it?? You are a dumbass aren't you?	R.R on the moon Help me i'm stuck... wait a sec how did i get here??? MAAAHHHHH

 

Listening Helps by The_Crash 1-09-01
Hello do you.... .... .... STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!	Hey big boy wha.... ..... ... STOP YELLING AT ME!!	Thank for releasing me now i will gra.... .... .... STOP YELLING AT ME!!

 

The Reading of the Will by The_Crash 1-09-01
At The Reading of the Will Ok alright settle down.. the will states that I the Joseph Robough is the sole reciever of Mrs. Johnson entire estate Hahahaha I'm going to get that rich woman's entire estate. *Thought By Him*	What??? I thought mom left me some of her stuff. Sir, are sure thats what it says.	The Angry mob goes to Mrs.Johnson's home , steals everything. Mr. Robough hasn't been seen since. Of course it does!! Who is up for a little break and enter, and then after will beat up that guy!

 

Beer Drinking Can Be Found Everywhere by The_Crash 1-10-01
Remote Bar Ran By the Robot Race Clankolion. Give me a beer. *That does not compute*	Ok buddy I want a BEER!! *That does not compute*	You must be specific. you know BEER the 'The Necter Of The God''s' Beer??? Oh.. Oh.. The necter of the gods one second.

 

I don't believe this!!! Please and take advice. by The_Crash 1-10-01
I don't believe this, i was looking at the list of comics and wanted to see what the person with the lowest score was. When i clicked on the sort by score tab i was welcomed by i believe 6 comics by the Amazed Porno Bunny.	The highest score that this man had was -140. The lowest being ........-315	What you all must do is vote this comic down -5. For the love of God go to chruch and try to pray for this poor soul and his lack of grasp on reality. Thank-You

 

The CIA is stealing my blood for experiments by The_Crash 1-10-01
Oh My GOD!! What the Hell!!	What is this, you look exactly like me! Oh no the CIA has made a clone of me to replace me.	Maybe he has no attention span and if I don't move he'll just leave and forget about ever seeing me. Where the hell did i put my Gun!!

 

Bugging You by The_Crash 1-10-01
Owww! My Flu shot hurts. Ha! Mr.'Bug' you cannot bother me!! Hmmm.. flu shot eh, that'll make you feel different.	Seconds later...	What?? I don't feel any different. Mmmmm! You look fine to me baby, come snuggle up to daddy.

 

The Spawning of Death by The_Crash 1-11-01
Interview with Dr.Lowiqued Hello everyone, ummm pay no attention to that come over here.	I have found out how to animate an inatimate object, like this skeleton. Now where did i put that ray???	Now I press the button and volia. Ummm... that isn't suppost to happen. That guy is going to try to destroy me... Prehaps i shall kill him first.

 

They should really get rid of those. by The_Crash 1-11-01
Ok boys... 1 .. 2.. 3.. Moscow Moscow	*Please think of this as one frame.* what oh...Moscow MOSCOW!!!	Moscow, isn't that getting old. Ya, you guys are all talk, how about we just go.

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