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Time to frolic!
Let us frolic!
Agreed!
Julia and her friend are off! Wheeeeeeeeee!
Wheeeeeeeeee!
Wheeeeeeeeee!
Oh dear....
Oh, I see. I get it.
Ha ha ha ha!

 

Noooooooo! My best friend is dead!
o_O
Look! A sad creature!
Indeed!

 

I thought you were dead!
No. I was momentarily erased, to enhance the plot and make the story somewhat more substantial.
Oh okay.
And you wouldn't believe what happened while I was gone.
It was like this......

 

After a pointless intermission........
Hookers, Gary?
We get to the story...........
Wait, how did the last story thicken the plot?
We introduced the fact that you are a pervert.
Finally?!
..........
Which we will use later.

 

This is where Julia went on her journey.
What the hell?
Yarrrrrrr!
And made a friend.
Who are you?
Welcome to the fifth dementia.
Don't you mean 'dimension?"
I'm so stupid!

 

Another character...............
Where did the pirate go?
He went doooooooooowwwwwwwwnnnnnnnn.
Falling............
And another character.........
Hi!
Jesus!

 

Can I seat you?
Okay now, what's this?
Five minutes later.....
I am all knowing!
I thought this was a restaraunt.
NOT AT ALL! HA HA HA HA!
I'm done with this.

 

Where are Jesus and that other guy?
Whatever. I'll enjoy this quiet time while I have it.
Oh no.
Hi there, lost person! Remember me?

 

After an hour of being chased.........
Why are you still following me?
My name's Timothy!
After ditching Timothy.............
Oh, hello Mr. pirate guy!
I'll run ya through!
o_O
You seem awfully stressed out. Are you always like this, Mr. pirate man?
Arr. No wonder I can never maintain an erection.

 

..........
Greetings.
Hello.
..........
Welcome to our magical land.
..........
Shall we frolic?
Indeed.

 

HIDE AND SEEK! HIDE AND SEEK! HIDE AND SEEK! HIDE AND SEEK!
?
That's just the hide and seek robot. Ignore him, and don't play unless you want to die.
WE PLAY NOW!
........

 

I'm leaving.
We play later?
After escaping from the dreaded hide and seek robot, Julia went on her way.
When suddenly........
Gasp!

 

O_O
Hi I'm Sprinkles, the happy bear!
This is all just a hellish nightmare....

 

Do you like ice cream?
Uhhhhh....... Why?
I wanted to buy my new best friend a nice frozen treat!
Your new best friend?
You know, I can read your thoughts.
Do they have strawberry?

 

After managing to leave the ice cream parlour undetected, Julia finds herself on the run.
I think I escaped.
Evil.
........
Why did you run from Sprinkles? You don't like strawberry?

 

He combusted?!
Now we see his true form.
NO ONE DISRESPECTS THE GREAT SPRINKLES, LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD, MASTER OF DARKNESS AND PAIN! NO ONE DARES TO CROSS ME, FOR I HAVE THE POWER TO DESTROY ANY LIFE I CHOOSE, AT ANY TIME!
x_x
Huh?
I also babysit on weekends.

 

Oh no. Not you!
There you are. I've been looking for you!
Please don't!
PAPERCLIP MAGIC AWAKEN!
Ha ha ha ha! Success!

 

Why were you after him?
Because he's a bad babysitter. All he does is talk about the time he spent in jail.
There are some other people I'm after. Do you want to come along?
Sure. Oh and I'm Julia.
Then let's be on our way! Oh by the way, my name's Tony.

 

We join Julia and Tony as Tony explains his work.
I'm not a cop. I'm a magic paperclip.
I'm bored. Let's do some role playing.
All right.
I'll be Hanzel the magic tuna sandwich.
And I'm Ryoko the satanic demon fairy of the Mediterranean.

 

Hanzel the magic tuna sandwich and Ryoko the satanic demon fairy are headed for locations unknown.
Well Ryoko, let's be off!
Agreed!
As I find myself questioning my sanity.......
Wheeeeeee!
Wheeeeeee!
So, where are we off to, Hanzel??

 

Hanzel sees something in the distance.
Gasp!
What?
Something evil.
I thought he was gone!
Greetings, Mr. Tony paperclip man! I'm Twinkles, seeking revenge for the saddy saddy sad destruction of my wonderful happy twin brother Sprinkles!
................

 

I'll destroy you!
Never!
Wait, let me transform.
Sure, go ahead.
All right, I'm changing........
Okay.

 

Fight!
Okay.
All right.
Fight?!
Hold on, I have an itch.
Sure.
........
Hold on, I'm getting it.
Okay.

 

The fight has begun!
Now I will demonstrate my devastating powers!
I ATTACK WITH THE FLAMES OF HELL!
Oh man this is so cool.

 

What?
It will take more then that to stop me!
NOW I ATTACK WITH MY INCREDIBLE POWERS OF PINCHING!
OW! Stop!
Feel my wrath!

 

Please, no more!
I'm just getting started!
No!
I guess I was too much for him.

 

It appeared to be all over........
Until the animator ran out of ideas.
........
Julia could resume her journey.
I miss Tony.

 

Julia!
Down here!
Tony?
Help me!

 

I need to be bent back into shape!
Sure!
Move that part down.
Like this?
So are you still role playing, or what?
There, we got it!
Are we still role playing?

 

Hello!
Oh great.
Go away Ted, we're busy.
Ten minutes later........
He's still following us.

 

Hold on.
What?
So first Tony faced an evil hell-bear and his twin brother, then some head chased you and Tony around?
Yes. It's all true.
I know. But that doesn't change the fact that it's all really pointless
I know.

 

An old friend returns....
Yarr!
Hello!
Tony has a thought.
..................
Can I cover you in cookie dough?

 

That might be nice.........
Well, bring out the cookie dough!
........ I can't. Someone's watching..

 

Yarr, I'll run ya through!
No you won't. Hee hee hee!
Do you know this guy?
Arr.
How irritating he is?

 

So what's the deal with that pirate guy?
He's just a little weird.
Yeah. Is he like, a main character, or something?
His purpose is kind of, a supporting character. Not a main one.
So, can I be a main character?
Sure. But it's not my story, Mr. funny nice man!

 

Now the story continues with another character.
So what's your name, Mr. nice colourless person?
I don't really know....
Well, why don't you choose one?

 

What happened?
That explosion came out of nowhere.
Hi! I'm Cuddles the heroic dolphin!
Save me.
I have magic powers!
Where did this jacket come from?

 

So what caused that explosion?
That idiotic looking friend of yours stepped on a landmine.
He wasn't a friend.
Right before the explosion........
Ooh. A landmine.

 

Goodbye! I'm off to save the world!
Well, that was........ strange.
Indeed.
So what's your name? Have you decided?

 

A villain!
My experiment is complete!
Hold it right....... Oh God..

 

Cuddles descended deep into the abyss of his own mind, searching for a way out........
Oh, look. A door.
Sweet.
But what awaited him within was not escape........
That's not scary.
Well, maybe not to you........

 

Damn!
Damn!
?
?
The traffic isn't moving.
That place buys used cars!

 

After wandering through the dark void of his own mind for what seemed like a millenium, Cuddles returns to the outside.
Finally free........
Or so he thought........
Oh God no!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

 

?
Hi.

 

Oh damn. What the hell was that?
How should I know, Mr. happy dolphin friend?
I'm done.

 

Fight!
It's not working!
That did it.

 

Cuddles is feeling lost.
How am I ever going to get out of this?
How should I know? Maybe you should take it up with the writer.
Oh great.
Why do you keep doing these things to me?
Don't question it.
........

 

Meanwhile........
Hurry up Julia!
Keep going!
It's the hide and seek robot!
Julia trips.
Oh no!

 

In a blinding flash of light........
It's Spyghmoman!
Halt, evil robot!
Your powerful claws are no match for the puny intellect of Spyghmoman!

 

Spyghmoman! You forgot about his powerful lasers!
Don't run. I'm just lonely.
o_O
So why do you play hide and seek and then kill people?
I enjoy the hunt. You know, it's not easy being a Killbot.

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