It's only the beginning!! by Tinorficlya7-16-03 Her brain came alive and then... Melo, I have finally joined Dexter's world! w00t! Where's the poon? ...she made her creation... sooo... now what? t3h s3cks? ...EUREKA!!! With Paul Walker? Jeh... and J. Tim too.
Meetings with foreign sexes by Tinorficlya7-17-03 The first meeting with Sir Dex Dex, now that I have invaded your world, what are you going to do? Elizabeth, how I love thee, let me count the ways. .... Er... Dexter? Meep... I'm going to find Liz. Melody arrives after Dexter's departure. Dude, Melo, when do you think they'll get married? Married?! It's all about making sex, not war! Er, Love... yeah. I less than three trees!
Stupid, STUPID Girl by Tinorficlya9-17-03 In the Rio Hondo parking lot last tuesday... Hi, I'm Cesar... *shakes hand* Er, Hey, I'm Rudi Of course, Male Bullshit Blah, blah, blah, blah... Well... can I get your number? Er yeah, *gives number* Then he decides to stop by... So, I'm here! UGH, GO HOME YOU IDIOT!
Plans for Liz's Birthday! by Tinorficlya9-28-03 Talking with Gino via phone We're going out tonight for Liz's Birthday, wanna come? No, cuz I just hate having fun, you know Talking with Liz via phone You wanna go out tonight for your birthday? Sure, that sounds like a good idea, I'll tell Dex. Talking with Melody via phone We're going out for Liz's birthday tonight, you can't come. Awww.
Da Homies by Tinorficlya9-28-03 The Lovebirds, Dex and Liz Liz, I love your hair, I love your red shirt... and I especially love... mmmm *in slowly increasing angry-ness tone* Dexter! The Sex Fiends, Rudi and Gino Smack your poon up! So whip it... WHIP IT GOOD! The environmentalist, Melody You gotta fight *dun dun* For your right *dun dun*... ......To Parrrrrrrrrty! Hell yes! I'm a hippie!