All comics by Tom_Fischer

 

by Tom_Fischer
1-07-01
h...help...me...
holy shit! it's Jesus!!
I'm...dying...help...m...me..
hey Jesus...can you like...forgive all my sins?
dying.....
prick...

 

by Tom_Fischer
1-07-01
so...your like...really a man huh?
yup
uh...you still wanna go out sometime?
no.
damnit
...

 

by Tom_Fischer
1-07-01
As our story begins...
Hey you! What the hell are you anyway?? Some kinda one eared bunny thingy or what?
~gasp~
confrontation!!!
Well?? arn't you going to say something?
must stay calm...don't panic...
shocking conclusion and thoughts of pie...
I like pie...
alright alright....it's a dildo...a DILDO!!!

 

by Tom_Fischer
1-07-01
suddenly!!!
ah we meet at last...know that this will be our final battle!!
yes...we soon shall be locked into mortal combat and only the cold flesh shall remain of the loser
I will rip your guts out with my toes and feast on your bloody hunks of meat
I will destroy your soul and feed your spirit to my satanic gods
you are weak and helpless your death shall be swift and humiliating you lowly maggot of a creature
I know you are but what am I ?

 

by Tom_Fischer
1-09-01
hey look at this... it's some warring about reading to many of these little online comics
warring? i've been reading online comics for years they're perfectly safe
well it says here that if you spend to much time reading them you might start to see strange colors and designs
yeah...well...that's crap
and listen to this... it says that they may even cause harsh and sometimes violent hallucinations!
hhheelllpppmmmee!

 

by Tom_Fischer
1-09-01
dude...what the hell are you doing in a trash can?
I've given up...life is just to hard to deal with...
so you quite you job moved out of your house and went out to live your life on the streets?
yup...
I bet you sucked a lot of dick in prison didn't you?
...

 

by Tom_Fischer
1-10-01
hey I know...how about for this strip we use the same jokes we had in our last strips all over again
hmm...not a bad idea...
meanwhile...
this cold ground shall be your final resting place I will show you what the true meaning of a painful and agonizing defeat!!!
though you may be my brother I can never forgive you for what you have done and I shall do all that is in my might to destroy your evil from the face of this universe!!
suddenly!!
dude...for some reason I don't think they'll buy it...
AAAIIIEEEKKK!!!

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