All comics by Trapz

 

by Trapz
1-08-01
Bill is depresed.
I'm so depresed. I make these crappy softwares that does'nt work. Then I take way to mucho dinero for it. It bores me.
Well Bill. Why don't you just steal someone elses software and sell it as your own?
Bills friend has the cure
I've already done that to many times. It's just no thrill anymore. I wanna make people happy. To do something that people will like me for.
Aha ok. Why don't you borrow my hammer and my 5'' nails and bang the in to your forehead?
Bills "friend" saves the world
Ahh. This can't be good. I can't see why this should help anyone. It's just killing me, damn it!
Well Bill. That's the point. By doing it you make the hole wide world happy. Rust in peace man....

 

by Trapz
1-08-01
My nipples are bursting with desire!
Yeye. And my hoovercraft is full of eels, you "line-stealing" freak
I will not by this record. It is scratched
Damn lamer. Try making your own lines, instead of stealing them from Monty Python. Dork!
pfhh. What a nerd. I'm out of here...
I AM CORNHOLIO. I NEED PICATA FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

 

by Trapz
1-08-01
Neo discovers....
Neo. Welcome to the real world.
Real world? Is he kidding or what? I sure liked being inside the Matrix better. This is just crap!
the true nature.....
This is the mainframe of the program. Here we can make whatever we want. Clothes, weapons... anything. Here, let me show you, as I reveal myself.
Anything my ass. How about some colors, instead of this white hell. That Morpheus is insane. Why o why did I ever follow that stupid white rabbit?
of Morpheus
Neo. Do I turn you on?
Well well. I should have seen it comming, when he pulled out that pill and asked me to 'swollow'. The question is, how the hell I'll get out of here!

 

by Trapz
1-09-01
Hey Billy. I'm really sorry I killed your dog. It was an accident.
......
C'mon Billy. It was a stupid misstake. I didn't see him while parking my car. I'll buy you a new one. Ok?
...... !
Billy? C'mon. Talk to me! It can't be THAT bad?! It's just a dog for crying out loud!
...I'm sorry I killed your wife a minute ago. I'll buy you a new one....

 

by Trapz
1-11-01
must... not... answer....
How many nails you think me can ram in head before faint?
Please make him go away.
Ohhh. looki. It tickles. Think me can do the full box with 1000 nails?
Dear god. Make him suffer. Suffer as no one has ever suffered before.
ooo. my head... my freakin head. I'm so wasteeeed....

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