All comics by Treefr0gz

 

by Treefr0gz
9-01-03
Thank you, NASA. With this personal nuke I can destroy Claudia and forever be free of her rambling.
Lets see if Kevin is on so I can eternally annoy him.. Arg, nope.
Let me just go check on Claudia..

 

by Treefr0gz
9-01-03
Claudia?
Oh, I was just checking up on you. What are you doing?
Oh, nothing, mother. Just waiting for Kevin to get on so I can eternally annoy him with my stupid ramblings, and also sacrifice sheep to the greater devils.
Will Kevin launch his nuke? Will Claudia's mother leave? WILL I EVER GET LAID? Stay tuned for next time, kids!
Oh, okay. As long as you aren't looking at porn.
Um.. You can go now, bitch.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-01-03
There! And the nuke is sent.. Shit! Shes IMing me!
Hehehe.. Let me make up some stuff about my cat. Hey? Whats that noise? Sounds like a nuclear bomb slowly falling towards my house at the speed of light.
Is Claudia still alive? Did the nuke hit the right house? WILL I EVER GET LAID?! Stay tuned for next time, kids.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-01-03
Well this can't be good. Seems that blast sent me flying into the air. I wonder if I'm ever going to stop falling.
Ouch! Overtime for the town janitor! Stay tuned for next time kids, and damn I better get laid.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-01-03
Wow! I'm so lucky! That tomato almost fell right on me.
But what Claudia didn't know..
Well, If I can't bug Kevin with my computer, I guess I'll have to pay him a visit.
There was a british person following her! The horror! Stay tuned next time kids, as I hopefully get laid.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-01-03
Meanwhile..
Mmmm... Goat porn..
.......
Well, at least he isn't british.
So first I chop the head off, then stick it into the bag. Afterwords I grind the..

 

by Treefr0gz
9-01-03
GOAT PORN DOWNLOAD FINISHED!
Just wondering, why are you sneaking up behind me while I look at goat porn, with a knife?
I don't know what you're talking about, honestly. I was just going to the deli to get some meats.
I didn't know what to put in this column, so heres some cute puppies.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-01-03
No, really. Don't try to lie. I know you're a murderer. But why?
Guess I can't pull one over on you. Well, it all goes back..
This is a flashback, incase you're stupid.
Hey man! Are you british? Cause I am!
I see your point.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-01-03
LMAO ROFL WTFZ0R LINK GOT PWNED BY CLOUD FF RULZ ZELDA SUX
I wonder what these pathetic people do in the real world.
ROFL U SUX FANBOY LINK IS DA BOMB YO CLOUD SUX FF SUX IT SAME THING EVERY GAME ZEDA RULZ KTHNXBAI
Hello thar buttsecks?
....Manager?!

 

by Treefr0gz
9-01-03
Attack! Drive the aliens back!
Captain, my gun won't fire! I put too much gun powder in!
This game sucks.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-01-03
Squawk Squawk! SQUAAAWWWWKKK!
SQUAWWWWWK! Sqauwk squawwwwwk! Sqauwwwk! SQAUWK!
Squawk squawk squawk.. SQAUWWWWK! SQUAAAWWK! Sqauwk squawk! Squaawk!

 

by Treefr0gz
9-01-03
Repent, all traitors! The rise of Dagoth Ur will begin! Ash spreads from Red Mountain!
Uhh..
The time of the incarnate is at hand! ALL N'WAH WILL BE PURGED FROM MORROWIND! THEY WILL BE DESTROYED AND MUTILATED!
....Do you know where the nearest weapon store is?
Right down this block, past the slave market. If you hit the pawn shop, you've gone too far.
Thanks.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-01-03
Deep down in the ocean..
This is great.
To be CONTINUED.
HEY KEVIN! =D I got a new sea horse. Isn't that great? Its so cute ^.^ Do you want to see it? I'll be over there in a second!
*pokepoke*

 

by Treefr0gz
9-01-03
Welcome to hell.
Thanks, but uh.. So I guess I died. What am I in for?
Porn, goat porn, stealing, laziness, blasphemy, lie, grand theft auto, murder, rape, rebelling against your parents, flipping off a priest, and pushing a nun into a lake.
The grand theft auto was justified. Seriously.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-01-03
What is it, soldier?
Sir! Their numbers are too many! What shall we do?!
Hmm...
To be continued.
Roll the fatty over them!
As you command, sir.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-01-03
ROLL!
Crap!
We're doomed!
To be continued.
I'll miss my children!
I found a four leaf clover!

 

by Treefr0gz
9-01-03
To be continued. Maybe.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-02-03
You must visit the daedric shrine of Assassumanuargg.
What the hell? How do they think up these long ass names?
Down at Bethesda Softworks..
Uhh.. How about... Krapaland?
Thats horrible. You're fired. Droids, kill him.
Arrrg! The pain!! Assassumanuargg! Arrggg!

 

by Treefr0gz
9-02-03
Stop.. Mike, what the fuck are you doing? Why are you out here in the wilderness?
Dancing!
You look like a fucking retard.
Well, people. This is my friend mike. He wanted me to put him in a comic. So I'm just letting you know hes the biggest fucking retard ever, and if you met him in real life, he'd probably be doing this

 

by Treefr0gz
9-02-03
Yarr!
Yarr!
Yarrr!
Yarrrr!
This movie kicks ass.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-02-03
Hey Kevin, when you come to the party friday, bring some tracks.
Okay. Should I bring the zelda soundtrack or the Lord of the Rings soundtrack?
Nevermind. Theres no party friday. I don't know what im talking about

 

by Treefr0gz
9-02-03
Right.. so you're in for robbery and attempted murder. Let me just lock this cell.
If you want to lock the cell, you'll need the key. Which I took from your pockets about 2 minutes ago.
I hate you so much.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-02-03
You took my wallet, too, didn't you?
Yeah, but if you want it back, you'll need to open the cell for me. It doesn't open from the inside, and the bars are too thin to slip the key through.
This really sucks.
Have fun. I'll be across the border by the time your cop friends woke up. I slipped sleeping ingredients in their coffee.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-02-03
*knockknock*
Can you help a poor old lady afford the bus toll?
Sure? How much you need?
Just 2000 dollars, for expenses, food, my 18 children, my liver transplant, a dog, a bus across the borders, and bribes to get my name cleared.
I'll go get my wallet and my credit card.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-02-03
I'd like to inform you all of something. If someone says they are homeschooled, it does not mean their mother teaches them.
It means you're full of shit. Its very possible to teach yourself using fucking books. In fact, if you think this, I will slaughter you like a squirrel.
!!!!!!!!
Leave. Now.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-03-03
Animal Crossing is so awesome, I wish I was IN the game.
Hey Tom Nook, I like my new house. How much is it for the next upgrade?
9 million bells, your soul and your first born child.
Nevermind. Bad idea.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-04-03
NEW in the Sims 2: Sims will take less time maneuvering around objects, only 2 hours instead of 5!
Hmm, getting around this inanimate object will take some thinking.
NEW in the Sims 2: Sims will actually use their brains, and get out of the pool if you remove the ladder!
I don't know what I'm going to do without a pool ladder. Its not like I can pull myself out.
NEW in the Sims 2: Your sims might randomly use the front door, instead of walking around the house 3 times!
This front door is too convenient, it might be trapped. I better use my back door.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-04-03
Making Kevin hate himself.
Midgetman: Haha, stupid fat loser.
*sob*
Stealing from the homeless.
Give me your trash can, lifeless hobo!
But I traded my grocery cart for it!
Pushing handicap people into fires.
That outta teach him to shake his leg stub at me.

 

by Treefr0gz
9-16-03
Wow.. lots of wolves in this cavern.
Not to mention all the bodies around here. What morons come into a wolf cave?
Aren't WE in a wolf cave?
Yeah, but we got skills. Judging from how their corpses are empty, they had no armor or weapons.
Thats because you took it off them.
Oh yeah.. forgot.

 

by Treefr0gz
11-06-03
Dumdeedum dum..
What a nice old lady. *walk*
I feel cold..

 

by Treefr0gz
11-15-03
Lets see.. whats the spell to pick a lock, again? Klazor Gabumo!
This just isn't going to work...

 

by Treefr0gz
11-21-03
So, I'm not a thief anymore. I plan to go back on all my ways.
I know what I am. I'm me. I don't need a title, those just have restrictions.
So are you going to refund everyone you stole from?
I don't think that's even possible.
I was kind of hoping you still had the deed to my house.

 

by Treefr0gz
11-30-03
Hey, Gish! Wanna play a game of Gunbound?
Mmm. I've got a.. uh.. dentist appointment.
A .. dentist appointment? Your teeth look fine.
Yeah.. spiders.. or something. In my teeth. Can't play gunbound without my teeth!
BOO!
Oh god! Don't do that again! Ahh! ... need my inhaler.. losing breath..

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