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by Tuxmask2001
8-19-02
One day in my room.
Hoydy!
Umm...what the bloody hell are you?
I'm your conscience! Here to help you find your way.
Is it wrong of my to want to kill my conscience?
Here to make your life a better place so tat you can truely be happy! what do you have to say about that?
You know there's a giant finger up your ass....right?

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-19-02
A conversation i've actually had.
so? see i proved it to you.
Okay okay...so there is an outside, there is a world outside my home and computer. You've proven your point.
Hey look some people over there playing frizbee.
Umm...yeah....it's kinda bright out here you know....and hot.....that sun thing is kinda....hot and....
And thus the lesson goes unlearned.
Hey Brett where've you been?
...safe...inside safe...never again..outside bad..

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-19-02
Why i can't play games that give you too much freedom.
Misson 1
Okay here we go...blow up the base....er..wait...what's that behind that building? I think i saw a short cut.
Three hours later.
No? hmm..well maybe the other way. Was that an item? Maybe if i go over there.
Even later.
Man this mission is taking forever, forget this.

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-19-02
Downloading File: 78%
This is gonna be so cool! The trailer for a new Ninja Gaiden game!
File Done.
Here we go....wait...this...is for the X-box...the game is gonna be on.....X-box.
For the last time no! The world isn't comming to an end!
You're sure?

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-19-02
I would like to take this time to apologize for the writers typos and senseless nonsense. Honestly i do apologize for his stupidity.
I'm back!
What are you doing here...i thought i killed you.
I'm here to tell you you're being awfully judgemental of the writer. It's not like this is his life he's just doing it for fun....um....wait why are we on a crashing plane?
I have no clue.....you know you still have a giant finger up your ass.

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-20-02
Here we go...the world is watching. This is your time to shine.
You can say all the things that you've begged for a chance to tell the people. Relax, Once you get on a roll your words will overpower them, they'll cheer! They'll cry!
People of the world!....FUCK YOU ALL!!! I HATE YOU!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU!!
Yes....yesss...let me speak through you.

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-20-02
Look...satan...this whole speaking through me thing..you know the unholy servant for all eternity bit, it's just not working for me.
Well...i guess i see your problem...i'll just go..
Later in Hell.
Awww..you look sad master what's the matter?
Well it's Allen...he doesn't want me around anymore.
Well when i'm feeling down i like to sing a song and it goes like...(Blahblah blah blah blah blahhhh)
Wow...i never noticed before...but he has a giant finger up his ass.....that must hurt.

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-20-02
The writer has noticed a small problem with the comic. You see i was never given a proper name.
I've been called Brett and Allen. I'd like to annouce that the contraversy is over....my name is now...urhg...SATAN SsSSAAAAATAN!
STOP THAT!
Heh...sorry...couldn't resist.

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-21-02
Chirp chirp..growl...chirp.
I dunno...you really think so?...i'm not sure it'll work.
Ahem.
Yes?
I don't belive in demons!
AUGH!!!!!!!!

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-21-02
Did you know squirrels bark?
Chirp...chrip chirp.
What's that Squirely? Timmy's stuck down a well?
Chirp chirp chirp...chrip!
Danger, danger will robinson?
This guy is a total idiot.
This squirrel is a total idiot.

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-22-02
Oh woe is thee..the world..the world she is cruel mistress!
Um..
I strike myself down...cruel mistress hath a slave of me no more!!
Er...
........Please?
No i'm still not gonna put money in your hat.

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-22-02
Our hero Pimp-man fights back.
-Kangaroo sound-
Yo yo...look you wanna step up you can step up...just stay away from ma hoes!
Crisis averted.

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-22-02
Allen goes to console an arrested street performer.
....
don't do it.
....
Don't do it and i'll give you a cookie.
Another crisis averted....Sorta.
.....ow.
I told you it would hurt.

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-22-02
I'm not a monkey...you're the monkey!
I am so not a monkey...you're a panda.
Oh it's on now bitch!
Oh yeah well.....i have head explodey...
AUUUGGGHHH!!!
Mheh.

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-23-02
I...have an announcement.
you see...i have a deep dark secret.
I really shouldn't do comics at 3am.
I AM LICKABLE DELIGHT!

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-23-02
Ring ring!
The beast what rings?!
Ring ring!
I shall awnser the ringing beast!
Ring ring!
.........i wish my arms moved.

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-23-02
Blah blah blah blah blah Corprate big wig.
Blah blah blah W. Bush.
blah blah blah blah blah?
blahblah blah blah blah...blahblah.....Enron.
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA!

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-23-02
Oh sweet misery! Oh life you taunt me like a rabid chipmunk of sweet love.
Aww...what's the matter Bob.
My life is an ever downward spiral. The world is my tortue chamber and i am it's victim.
you heard about the new Ninja Gaiden too huh?
Yes...now help me write my will.

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-23-02
....
go on..say your line.
Wapow.
.....
I so quit.

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-23-02
Come on it was a stupid gag i admit...but you can't just Quit.
Watch me.
Please don't quit...come on...
I don't see any reason to stay.
If you stay i'll give you a cookie, Broadband and a new AlienWare Comp.
I.....i love you.

 

by Tuxmask2001
8-26-02
What's that?
It says here i may have already won a million dollars.
You know what you gotta do now.
Yup.
There ya go.
Now i am fully prepared to believe i have won.

 

by Tuxmask2001
9-07-02
30 minutes into a game of starcraft.
Hmm...
Message from Predalien:What was that!
Nothing...don't worry about it.
Message from Predalien: Oh my god!!
Mheh...cloaked Carriers.

 

by Tuxmask2001
9-07-02
30 minutes into a game of starcraft.
Hmm...
Message from Predalien:What was that!
Nothing...don't worry about it.
Message from Predalien: Oh my god!!
Mheh...cloaked Carriers.

 

by Tuxmask2001
9-09-02
Hah! you blinked!
DAMN!

 

by Tuxmask2001
10-06-02
There hasn't been a new comic in a while and i thought i might explain why.
You see i'm a depressed stupid fuck of a nut job that doesn't know what to do with his life.
So i fuck things up on accident then get depressed and intaverted....so no comics...not now...no time soon...no joke here...it's not funny i know....so yeah....My apologies...and PS.: I'm a bad person

 

by Tuxmask2001
10-17-02
Doobie doobie!
Yeah...play that funky beat.
You shant can't not sing no more! Arr!
Avast....ye is correct sir...for my lungs have no more oxygen.
...this movie makes no sense...none at all. God shoot me.
This is the end, the end my friend the end, my only friend! -Guitar solo-

 

by Tuxmask2001
10-17-02
Doobie doobie!
Yeah...play that funky beat.
You shant can't not sing no more! Arr!
Avast....ye is correct sir...for my lungs have no more oxygen.
...this movie makes no sense...none at all. God shoot me.
This is the end, the end my friend the end, my only friend! -Guitar solo-

 

by Tuxmask2001
10-26-02
Ye merrily! Welcome to our humble court!
Um...hey. I'm just kinda here with a friend. I'm not into all this uh, medieval stuff.
What is this Medieval of which ye speak?
Look don't pull this shit on me. Seriously i'm not in the mood.
Perhaps a flargon of ale would brighten you mood, come hither to the local pub!
I think the sign speaks for itself.

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-01-02
Rraargh.
Oh dear. You're a zombie i take it?
Rrrr...arrrugh!
Oh i see...going to gnaw on my head then to get to my brains? I see.
-Grunt-
Hmm..yes well..Ain't life a bitch.

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-05-02
Ahh...hi...um...erm Brett.
Hey Heidi how's it going?
Azza...umm...hmm...well........
Not so good huh?
She really talks like this.....seriously...it's so cute. ^_^ You know i love ya Sweetie.
Well no..i mean...yeah..it's confusing and. I don't know i mean...so...yeah. How are you?
Pretty good.

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-06-02
-snort-
Umm....hi.
-grunt-
Oh...you're going to kill me now aren't you.
So he's screamin right? And then his eye pops right out and so i started laughing but i don't think he thought it was too funny. So how was your week?
-snort-

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-06-02
A day like any other but on this day good and evil collide. this isn't a story about that.
Yo.
yo. what up?
Hey what's that over there?
Huh where?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
AUGH!!! SENTRY FLAME THROWER!! NOT FUNNY!!! NOT FUNNY!!!

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-06-02
Come on man get up and stop being such a wuss about it.
OW.

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-06-02
Little does Brett know that his arch-annoying guy person has risen again!
-click click-
-Snort-
hmm?...no...playing game...not now.
But...we're supposed to have our fight to the death....it's scheduled! I had to put off yoga class!
Maybe later.
Man....you suck.

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-06-02
Aww come on man cheer up...here how bout if i let you kill me tomarrow?
No...i'm not even in the mood now man. I killed some cheerleaders earlier anyways. Lets just go home this party blows.
would you like to play spin the bottle?

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-07-02
Umm excuse me.
Yes?
What exactly is this?
I'm glad you asked see it's a well built snow castle. you'll notice i did not use the word fort for it is so far beyond any pitifull fort that any have created before. It truely is a masterpiece!
Yes but ah....why is it built in my driveway?
Strategical positioning for the eventual raid on your home, you see i just don't like you.

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-09-02
For this to make sense read Ihateyousomuch's wonderfull comics.
So man it was weird i was just sitting here and suddenly i was transported away and Kat was there, It was weird man.
You sure this wasn't like that time you got abducted by aliens?
No way man it really happend, but then she did some weird shit and it sent me back here, kinda hurt.
It hurt? Think it might have had some kind of permanent effect?
I dunno man...i uh...feel all tingly um...down there if you catch my drift.
Wow...this Kat must truely be a powerfull sorceress to get you goin.....that or she's just sexy.

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-09-02
Hey gabe what's up?
Nothin much man.
Suddenly Gabe remembers what happened last time he was put in one of my comics.
Hey man...whats that behind you?
No.....no i won't look.
Ahhh....good ole gabe...always there for a bit of slapstick comedy.
AUGH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-09-02
After much practice Brett is prepared to try his hand at the magic of teleportation.
alright lets try this...KAZAAM!
Hey it worked!
Umm...hey how did i get here?
I zapped you here.
Oh...whoa your right it does make you feel tingly in all the right places. Score!

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-09-02
So this is your place?
Yup it's nice to have you here Kat.
Glad to be here it's uhh...homey.
Well you know. I try.
Is that Gabe's charred corpse over there?
Yup.

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-10-02
Yo man setting me on fire was so not cool.
....
Don't look at me like that.
fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire.
I hate you.....I hate you so much.
Pretty fire.

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-10-02
So how was it?
I....i think i'm chaffed.

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-11-02
Hey i got a trick to show you.
Okay go for it.
YAA!!
Holy shit you went super saiyjin!
Pretty cool eh?
you are my god.

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-11-02
So with this newfound skill do you have controll over energies far beyond mortal men?
Hmm...maybe! lets find out!
Cool!
Masenko!
AUGH!!!
HAAAA!

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-26-02
So i says to the guy, That's not an Internal andraxoline chip that's my wife!
.....
.....
You don't have a emotion chip do you.
command does not compute!

 

by Tuxmask2001
11-28-02
So Glenna...i mean i'm not complaing or fishing for compliments but uh...why did you ask me out?
I dunno, i mean you're a pretty nice guy and i like the conversations we have when i see you around. I asked you out for the usual reaons people ask each other out.
Hmm...but i mean...someone like me doesn't make the best boyfriend.
Well i think we'll work out just fine, you'll just have to stop you know...killing people.
Hey dude...how'd the date go?
Well it started out pretty good. But you know how it is when them girls wanna cramp your style.

 

by Tuxmask2001
12-06-02
Hmm yeah. so there won't be a comic today cause Brett is a little uh...busy.
Yeah that's right hes busy....yeeeaaahhh....with uh...his girlfriend...yeah...sure.
Goddamnit let me out of the fucking closet! I'm gonna kick your ass when i get out of here!
Umm..that was uh...the wind..yeah.

 

by Tuxmask2001
12-06-02
Why do random girls fall in love with me then get suicidaly depressed when i either don't notice or don't love them back?
Uh...why are you such a liar?
No seriously man it happens. whatever i'm doing to make these girls fall madly in love with me i need to figure it out and stop.
Look man..screw you and stop gloating.
No it's not Kat, Kat does not love me. -Whimper-
I love you!
(sigh)

 

by Tuxmask2001
12-08-02
-click-
This on?...test test.....ahem!
The mouse king sat upon the bloodied steps of his castle, crumbling and burning in his wake, tears ran down his furry cheeks as he looked upon the carnage of the battle hard fought.
He raised to his feet weakly, wounds causing him to waver in his step. He stepped across the countless bodies few now recognizable as friend or foe. thinking now of peacefull days not so long ago.
Why do these days come? he asked himself with a scornfull look at a bloodies weapon laying now heavy upon the wet grass as if taunting him. Why must we build these walls only to have them torn down?
Turning back looking past to tiny homes of the innocient folk, forced to witness such sights. "Peace isn't cheap, it's won with blood sweat and tears" he said and went home, to revel in silent peace.

 

by Tuxmask2001
12-09-02
The sun rose on a new day in the mouse kingdom, The battlefield cleared now of most remenants of the battle just days before. The mouse king sat upon his throne..
Umm..Brett what are you doing?
Er..what?...i'm kinda busy here.
Busy telling a stupid story...come on this is supposed to be funny man.
And locking me in a closet is funny?
No.....locking you in a closet while eating all the food in your fridge...that's funny.

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