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by Twisted_dreams
3-03-08
You look like you need to get happy little one?
Mom says not to talk to strangers.
I'm all in your head...
That explains alot!
Go get a knife and slit your wrists!
sounds like a plan Mr.

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-03-08
Oh My God...what did I do?
No one can see this body...
'jumps up and down in trash can' Get down in there you bastard!

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-03-08
Yeah....what's in your Carne Asada Burrito?
escuse eh?
Does it have MEAT in it?
si senor
Do you make the special sauce by hand? 'hehe'
si...1 burrito?

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-03-08
Hey. Wanna smoke Vanessa?
Did you bring Senor Rojo?
Yes. I am here.
Sweet!
Should we pack Vanessa?
Shit yeah chica!

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-03-08
aaaa...brains
Take that zombie freak!
brains
OMG...get away from me you psycho!
yummy brains!
Stop eating my brain!! HELP!!

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-03-08
Yo
Hey sexy
You know what?
Whats that slick?
I am so goth!
Me too! It must be love!

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-03-08
Hey there little boy...what are you doing after church?
Was thinking of hanging out with my friends.
Well Johnny...your friends do drugs and its best to pray for them.
I had no idea they were doing that?
Now bend over in front of me and pray.
Why are your pants down?

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-03-08
Halloween theme playing
urrrrh
What is that?
Knife...are you emo?
Yes! What does that have to do with anything?
Use knife and cut yourself.
Oh thats it....Ok.

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-03-08
I'm za artist. Do you like what you zee?
I like you.
Hmm..Sexzy..I can use you in my art.
Really? What an honor!
Now get nude for me.
Sex after you draw me?

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-03-08
Conversation of Mr. E Edward Grey and Lee Holloway
That is all you have to do, type and answer the phone, is that beyond you?
I'm sorry...I'm...I'm...
Well it certainly seems to be. Don't apologize. What goes on inside that head of yours?
*sniffle. sniffle*
Come into my office and bring that letter.
wonder what he's going to do?

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-03-08
Zombie's making noise at the window
Brains. Tasty, tasty brains.
What the hell is that?
Gimmie brains!
I think he wants a hug...awww.
I beat you with my dismembered arm.
come here you. Wanna be my friend Ed?

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-03-08
Birds chirping
Goat head.
Cow fuck.
Goat head?
Fuck cow?
your sick dude.
But I'm horn-y...*bends head down* SEE!

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-05-08
While playing Magic: The Gathering
I'll play Totem Speaker and Woodland Savage.
Ok.
I'll play a beast. I gain 3 life and draw a card.
Eat a dick.
I will play these 3 creatures...all beasts. Gain 9 life and draw 3 cards.
EAT A DICK!!!!!

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-07-08
3:00 pm
Hey babe. Whatcha doin'?
Just checking my auctions.
Ok. Are we going to the movies at 7pm?
Yeah...I'll be right there
4 hours later...
*sigh* What are you doing? We missed the movie!!!
I got asked to heal SM for a guildie. I'm sorry :(

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-09-08
Judy says no to Jon's proposal via letter.
Dude...I can't stand to read it....what did she say?
Dear Jon, I have decided to say no.
I think it's best if you forget about me and move on with your life.
'sobbing'
I hope you understand my reasoning. I'll always love you. Love, Judy
How can I go on? She WAS my life. 'slit wrist'

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-09-08
A man-whore meets a slut
Hey there sexy. What are you doing in a place like this, dressed like that?
I think I'm lost and just need directions.
How old are you?
19
I'm...uh...26. Would you like a ride somewhere?
No. But I'd like you to ride me somewhere. 'wink'

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-09-08
At the hotel room...
So Samantha....what should we do?
Not sure. 'Gets on her knees and un-buckles his pants'
Oh wow....your good at that.
Did you want me to continue or do you wanna have sex?
She will know...and I won't deny it...I just don't know if I can do this.
'strips and lays on the bed' Need a condom?

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-09-08
I have summoned you so that I may request an invitation into the Wicca religion.
Ah...you want to be a witch?
I already have a name and books....I've been studying and dabbling for years.
So this is truly what you seek?
Yes. I know this is my calling. Please give me a chance?
Very well. Come with me to the cauldron....

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-11-08
Hey hun...why did you quit drinking?
Well...it was because of you love.
Really? what about me made you change?
Well teddy bear....it's because you give me strength.
*sniffle sniffle* I had no idea.
Don't cry babe. I love you!

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-12-08
February 2004
You will always be My Sugarplum.
And you will always be My Sweet Pumpkin.
I will always love you.
As I will always love you.
Present Day
I read your letter and I think we should just lable the relationship. Boyfriend/girlfriend?
I can't wait around forever....

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-14-08
While playing Magic the Gathering on 3/14/08
I'm going to play 2 Myr Servitor's then Grinding Station
Oh boy. I'm excited, you excited, I'm excited.
Sacrificing Myr Servitor & tapping Grinding Station. Top 2 cards from your library into your graveyard.
Oh joy. Suck on my D!
playing 2 Myr Servitor's, then I'll play Timestretch. I get 2 additional turns after this one.
I hope my library can take it.

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-15-08
So babe...what shall we do?
Would you like to go for a walk?
Sure. I need a break.
What's wrong teddy bear?
My depression is killing me from the inside out. It feels like I'm swirling inside a vortex.
Talk to me. I'm here to help you.

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-15-08
I made you a cd my sugarplum.
Really? That was so sweet of you my sweet pumpkin.
I have to run home so well I'm gone you can listen to it. *kiss* cya in a bit
I will for sure. *kiss* ok. be careful.
*puts cd in cd-rom drive and puts on headphones during first song-cry*
Matchbox20: Hand me down.

 

by Twisted_dreams
3-21-08
During dinner at the Roadhouse
*whisper*
You know Alan, she whispers when she reads her animal book now.
*giggle*
You broke her.

 

In Loving Memory Riki Matheu 8/4/96-3/25/08
by Twisted_dreams, 3-25-08

 

by Twisted_dreams
6-15-08
Me - Talking to myself about self-injury
why am I like this? why do I like pain?
OOOOO I love the sight of my own blood.
Can I cut myself now?
I need more nails in my head.
Looks like I cut too deep this time.
I think I hit my brain.

 

by Twisted_dreams
6-18-08
while driving in the car last week.
you know if you were falling for someone else you can be honest with me.
But I'm not falling for anyone.
I just need honesty. You can tell me if you are falling.
But I'm not.
ok...just thought I'd ask.
whatever.

 

by Twisted_dreams
1-04-09
Love: is it just another useless word?
I love you!
I know you do.
but you can't say it back?
I can't say something I don't mean.
then I take it back....
okay.

 

by Twisted_dreams
4-14-09
Scrub Shane
OMG come on!!
Shane...what are you doing...scrub?
playing WoW...can't talk now.
Omg are you serious?
..............
such a scrub!

 

by Twisted_dreams
8-05-09
Conversation between Obie Wana Tokie and Luke Highwalker
hey Luke Highwalker...I'd like you to meet Vanessa.
who's Vanessa?
*grabs senior rojo and Vanessa* this is Vanessa
She's hot!!
yeah...she's "smokin"
lol

 

by Twisted_dreams
5-30-10
finger banging music.
so what kinda music do you like?
I listen to finger banging music.
symbol for rock!
what the hell is that??
hold up two fingers, and rock out with them while banging them in the air.
it sounded good at the time.
so its called finger banging music?? wtf?
damn I meant headbanging music....only with fingers. kinda sounds dirty...ooops.

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