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by UltraFred
11-10-01
Meet me...
Where am I?
Hello, I am Satan. Have a seat.
Duh...Ok, but...Where the am I?
Hell, dummy!
Um, does Hell always change its background?
Yes. Now be nice or I'll burn you eternally.

 

by UltraFred
11-10-01
It's in Japanese! Wow!
Konnichiwa, Nekaman-san!
Konnichiwa, Tsubasa-san!
Nanjidesuka
doo wa diddy diddy dum diddy doo...
Later on the spaceship...
fart-knockers eat poo gas daily by the monkeys ass.
I love you baby...Marry me!

 

by UltraFred
11-10-01
We join our heroes on the street...
Wassup, dawg? Gotta cupa suga ye can spare a poor wigga like me?
I am a poor and confused goat...I know I must say "baa", but all that ever comes out is "moo".
I'll take that as "no".
I am only comfortable where my ass can sleep. Cheese no longer flatters me. "MOO."
What da heull?
I must leave you now, Father...Farewell! "MOO."

 

by UltraFred
11-10-01
With Kung-Fu she will kick yer ass!
I will kill you now! MWA HA HA HA!
No, you are mistaken, for it is I who shall be doing the killing!
HIII-YAAAAAH!!!!!!!
UF! Must... summon... killer... squirrel... By the way, nice panties.
Geez, whatta perv... YIPE! KILLER SQUIRREL!
kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

 

by UltraFred
11-11-01
Don't kill me over this comic.
Urber zerker nurdoru twitch.
Only Jesus can save me now...JESUS POWER!
Huh?
AAAHHHHH!!!!
*SQUISH*
I am here my son.
Yay!

 

by UltraFred
11-11-01
We join Satan in the time warp...
Hello, I am Satan. Your father.
Um...alright.
...Later...
Welcome to Hell!
I KNEW IT!

 

by UltraFred
11-11-01
Death comes for young Billy.
You must now come with me...
I need Jesus' help now! JESUS POWER!
Sorry, Jesus and I are pals.
Sonofa....
OWCHIES!
Ha ha ha ha!

 

by UltraFred
11-11-01
One day...
Wh-what is it, Bill? Why'd ya come over here?
Well I was just wondering how you're doing?
W-well I just drank...um, pee.
Uh...oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, how do you think I'm doin'?
Sorry...

 

by UltraFred
11-12-01
Twins? I think not!
AHH! MY DOPPLEGANGER!
DITTO!
OOOOUUUCH!!
AIIEEE!!!!!!!
Well thats not cool...
Oof, yeah.

 

by UltraFred
2-12-02
Kangaroos...KILLER Kandgaroos.
AIGHT! ALL YO'S BITCHES GIT DOWN! GIMME ALL YO MUNY, HO'Z!!
Aw, shit. Not this dumbass again...
No narration here.
Bitch, I wan mah munyez.
Time for my magic powers to come into use...SHAMZAM!
Whudda fuck biaAAAHHHH!!!!!
whoosh

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