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by Uninvited
12-01-01
Oh my god, what the hell are you?
I am what I am. What you see is what you get.
Say what?
You heard. I will not repeat myself fo the likes of you.
So now you think your all high-and-mighty eh? Look at you - your limbs are in the wrong place
Thats rich, coming from a colourless rabbit with only one ear.

 

by Uninvited
12-01-01
We join Dr.Steve as he finishes up on his latest project.
Ok, accoding to the manual, it should be ready to go.
*bzzt* I am X5-tc3...protocol droid and serv - *bzzt* WARNING: MALFUNCTION..switching to...SHIT!
Uh-oh..
Back to the drawing board, I think.
*bzzt* help...me...*bzzt*
Crap

 

by Uninvited
12-02-01
We join Roggers and James as they are engaged in conversation.
...and then I go: "Naah, only the best for me...That or porn."
M-must you talk so l-loud? You-you-your scaring me.
Course I'm not. I'm telling loads of pointless things you dont wanna hear about me.
Can't we go somewhere safer? It's cold and eerie out here.
Later...
How about this? Can I tell you pointless things now?
It's even worse here! Don't you know who lives in the graveyard?

 

by Uninvited
12-02-01
R&J are still in the graveyard.
What do you mean: "Lives here"? you don't mean the legend of old "Fuckin' Bastard Steve" do you?
Yes. You don't think the legend is true.....do you?
Looks like it is.
OI! You fuckin' little bastards! Get over here so I can fuck you up good!! Yeah, you want this bad you fat roll!!
RUN!
MUM!!!

 

by Uninvited
12-02-01
Outside James' house.
I think we lost him.
Well, I'm going to turn in for the night.
In James' room
Hmm.....has my room always been this dark? Im...Im...scared..
After what seems like a lifetime, James finds and climbs in his bed. But..
ahh...now for some sleep
.....james...

 

by Uninvited
12-02-01
We join James as he is snuggled up in bed and, apparently, being spoken to.
I could have sworn someone just whispered my name.
...james...
I hope its not Elena..She scares me. Or it could be Roggers playing a horrible trick. Yeah, thats it.
...james...
Don't listen, its only Roggers. Just get to sleep. Don't be scared.
...JAMES!!

 

by Uninvited
12-02-01
Well, it appears someone IS calling James.
Who-who..is it?
Its me....let me in...I'm at the window.
Is that you Roggers?
No...
James gets up and looks out the window to find...
ARGH!
Shut up James. You can't change the inevitable. It's you time. Now let me in.

 

by Uninvited
12-02-01
Alias Steve and John are discussing how to survive an oncoming nuclear attack.
I'VE GOT IT! Why don't we just pack ourselves in ice?
But.......how will we get out?
.......I don't know....
Aw, fuck it. Too late.
Oh well, theres always next time.
You stupid fuckin' bastard

 

by Uninvited
12-02-01
Homeless Bum John is on his own...again.
*sigh*
Fuck off..

 

by Uninvited
12-02-01
We join no-one in particular and someone who looks nothing like Fraggle (but is) on a cloud in the sky...
Fraggle!
Yeah?
Throw yourself down there.
OK
heh heh..
NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooowww......!!!!

 

by Uninvited
12-02-01
It appears that Death has come for James.
What do you want from me?
I think thats pretty - FUCKING - obvious now isn't it James? Now let me in...
But I don't deserve to die...what..what have I done?
Look James, all you need to know is: I have at least 67 clear-cut reasons that your time is up. Now, lets not waste anymore time. OPEN THIS FUCKING WINDOW YOU SAD PATHETIC BASTARD!
Oh, here we go..
You...you didn't have to.. *sniff*...shout at me...WAAH!
Look I...aw, your crying! Thats just great isn't it!? Why do I always get stuck with the WANKERS!? I'm gonna leave now - but expect me back tomorrow......bastard

 

by Uninvited
12-02-01
Meanwhile, Roggers is on his way home.
"everything you say to me.....something something...I need a little room to breath...something"
It's "Fuckin' Bastard Steve" he's tracked Roggers DOWN!
"something something..everthing you sa--"
A massive silence occurs before....
I KNOW YOU!!

 

by Uninvited
12-03-01
Roggers is DONE for now...
Oh crap, I'm dead, I'm dead..
After a long pause..
HA! Look at you! You fat fucking bastard! What kind of man are you!? Yeah, you want this BAD you piece of shit!!
Roggers is off...
Yeah, look at you walk away like a fucking flange! Your fatness ASTOUNDS ME! You fucking, fucking bastard.....

 

by Uninvited
12-03-01
The next day...
...so then the guy attacks me, but I beat him senseless because I'm the best...
Yeah, well...Death turned up at my window last night and said it was time for me to die...I didnt like it.
Nobody cares! Infact, I don't think any of the nice people reading care about anything that happens to us at all!
Your right, we've just proved a pointless distraction from their lives and wasted at least 5 minutes they could have easily used to do something creative and enlightening. Lets stop this silly madness
This looks like the end....at least for this series of comics. I'm sure you'll see these bastards around somewhere...
Bye then...
Bye....

 

by Uninvited
12-03-01
Homeless Bum John seems to have found a place to live
And now, the M&L Show which contains mindless, spontaneous violence, strong language and various other illegal acts.
Looks like things are finally looking up for HBJ
heh heh..
Andrew, you fucking bastard. Steadman! GET IN!!
Aww...
OI!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU HOMELESS FUCKING BUM!!!
*sigh*

 

by Uninvited
12-05-01
*yawn*
...I don't know what to do....

 

by Uninvited
12-05-01
Fraggle, whats in that box you always seem to be carrying around?
Do you wanna see?
I guess so...
And the moral of this story is: Don't do anything.
NNOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!
AAAH! YOU STUPID BASTARD! TAKE IT!!

 

by Uninvited
12-05-01
We join Fraggle as he "takes a stroll"
Fraggle, come 'ere!
...And watch out for that manhole!
And the moral of this story is: Watch where the fuck you're going!!
NOOOOOOOoooooo!!!
*sigh*

 

by Uninvited
12-05-01
Another usual day in Hell
Satan! Look!!
*sigh* Every fucking night...
Are you looking? LOOOOOK!!
Oh, Will you shut UP!
Bastard

 

by Uninvited
12-05-01
...oooooooo.......
What the hell!?
Something seems to be falling into Hell...
oooooo....
Looks like somethings falling into Hell!!
What the hell is it?
OOF!
Its....Its...

 

by Uninvited
12-05-01
uh-oh..
Hey...
Fuck it...its Fraggle...
Now you're probably wondering how Fraggle got into Hell. No? Well lets carry on..
Are you Satan?
Yes, now. Get the fuck away from me, I heard that box of yours is fuckin' lethal...
No, its a nice box. Take a look...
No, you fucker! Get away!

 

by Uninvited
12-05-01
Fraggle is still persuading Satan to look in his box, who knows what the fuck is in there anyway?
Just take a look..
FUCK OFF!
Look, I'll open it up, you'll see its harmless
NO!
Now, who didnt see this coming?
NOOOOOOOooooooo
ARRGH!!

 

by Uninvited
12-09-01
Sophisticated Steve has just finished another day at Spanspro
Time to go home and relax...
He walks out the exit, to see...
LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE!!!

 

by Uninvited
12-20-01
FUCK YOU!
What?
You heard, you FUCKING SCUM!
What have I done?
BUUUUURN!!!
ARRGGHH!!

 

by Uninvited
1-04-02
Sophisticated Steve has finished another day at Spanspro
I need a rest...
Exiting the building, he see's;
I NEED HELP!!

 

by Uninvited
2-02-02
Fuckin' Bastard Steve is enjoying his new job of Stand Up Comedian
Y'see, thats the thing...You're all wankers! Every last one of you wank beyond belief! And don't get me started on how you're all bounders who fuckin' BOUND all day!
Not really comedy though...
And another thing, what are you all doing here you wankers!? Shouldn't you be at home WANKING over some porn!? WANKING over something that you'll never, never do!? Yeah, you want this BAD!!
BOOOO!!!
FUCK OFF YOU PRICK!!

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