God Awful Slow

Author: VeganRobot

Date: April 25, 2008

by VeganRobot
4-25-08
Take me to your leader.
God, please smite this alien robot. In Jesus' name I pray to thee.
What are you, deaf?
Please, Lord. I fear he will de-habit me with his pincer claws if you do not obliterate him with your omnipotence
Excuse me, have you seen a red robot?
Yes, God just smited him. A little lackadaisically, I might add.