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by Vigil_One
5-19-04
«Creeps» Damn it, wake up and entertain me.
«@Warian» Husha! *bishslap*
«Creeps» DonthurtmeImfragile.
* @Warian gently hugglefucks Creeps
«Creeps» Fragile, not fertile, fucker. Step.
*steps on Creep's foot*

 

by Vigil_One
5-20-04
Relax! Have a taco. Or a sausage.
The sausage is getting out of hand. =)
Don't use so much lube...
Mmm. Fish taco.
...
*pimpslaps Barak* That was terrible! I resemble that remark! ... ooh, outside voice...

 

by Vigil_One
5-20-04
Nah, I'm more into lesbian shite. That way, you don't get to see dicks.
And gangbangs are disgusting cuz all the male actors look gay.
And even now and then you get to see a shaved male asshole.
oh fuck, dude that wasnt neccessary :)

 

by Vigil_One
5-20-04
*licks Jonathan* YOU! BED! NOW!
... *kicks Jonathan*
can't sleep
Fuck, I'm never gonna live that typo down.

 

by Vigil_One
5-20-04
Rev wants to know if he can have his left hand back.
Yes, he can.
what you gonna do with it?
muahahahahahahaha
*Rev: "muahahahahahahaha"
wait nevermind....
remial: It's best if we don't know.

 

by Vigil_One
5-21-04
The Never Ending Search...
<+Tatsuki> !seen Many hot mostly nude women
EnerlaBot Reply: Tatsuki, I don't remember seeing Many hot mostly naked women
Me neither Enerla, me neither
You could dance the summoning properly ;)~ Or @find hot naked babes
* Guest30892 has joined the chat.
Ha! And you say *I* need to get the summoning dances right! *does the summon many hot naked babes dance*
...

 

by Vigil_One
5-21-04
We are some fucked up people, FaLLeN.
Speak for yourself, War. I speak for me.
Okay, admit you're fucked up
I am a fucked up individual, war.
...
Can I play with my wang fu now?

 

by Vigil_One
5-21-04
I'm not promiscious, I'm picky. =) And like, I am so picky that there are only ...
... let me count.. There are only five girls and one ex that Im having something with
...
At once?
No, they take turns. =)

 

by Vigil_One
5-21-04
Somewhere on IRC...
!seen good_scripting
«Enerla» Vigil_One, good_scripting? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember good_scripting.
*nods sagely and goes back away*
parts: Vigil_One

 

by Vigil_One
5-21-04
quits: GregThePumpkin (gregtheric@WarNet-36F894F8.avalonworks.net) (Connection reset by peer) -- Draco_Away (Draco@WarNet-3556048A.dsl.spfdmo.swbell.net) is now known as peer
«Vigil_One» AH HA! REVENGE IS MINE!
quits: peer ([warian.no-ip.org] Local kill by Vigil_One (FUCKER!))
* Vigil_One feels better.
I'm glad you do. I AM TEH 411/\/\|97Y P33R... J00 5|-|411 PH34R /\/\3!!!!11111 4/\/|) Y35, | |
peer is now known as sQuIsHeD_peer
Ah, my revenge is petty, but sweet.

 

by Vigil_One
5-24-04
* Jonathan smites Vigil_One with his holy powers*
No, this is how you smite...
*runs*
quits: ([irc.warian2099.com] Local kill by Vigil_One (Too Slow.))
=)
joins: Jonathan
See?
Almost made it.

 

by Vigil_One
5-28-04
Is #rpg-stuff on EnerlaNET dead atm? Anyone know?
dunno - been avoiding e!
Politics too much?
yup
Yeah, our politics are pretty much limited to, "I wanna see all the cool server messages." "Okay, here's an O-line that doesn't let you do anything."
or...."show us yer tits"

 

by Vigil_One
5-29-04
On JustJohnny's IRC Daemon's Config...
"Virgil_One is the poo!"
... Does EVERYONE have a sticky 'r' key?!?
do they :)
"..."

 

by Vigil_One
5-29-04
Do you already know whats wrong with the server?
Which one?
Yours
Yeah. It's operated by a fucking idiot with a piece of shit computer.
Last time I checked you weren't a fucking idiot so who is operating your server?
Me. I'm operating under the guise of an intelligent being.

 

by Vigil_One
6-07-04
!seen getting good scripting
Vigil_One, getting good scripting? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember getting good scripting.
*gigglefits*
*goes back to his tasks*

 

by Vigil_One
6-07-04
Dragonstar, I'm gonna have to stabbify you if I get the patches and updates and addons before I get the damn program. =þ I HAVEN'T STABBIFIED PPL LATELY!11!
that will happen
*stabbifies JJ* wake up. entertain me. *hands JJ some dancing shoes*
*smacks the hell outta JJ with them shoes* ... *is entertained* =) *resumes kicking Dragonstar's bandwidth*

 

by Vigil_One
6-07-04
i'm about to bitchslap this fly... it's a big fucker, too... I know the fucker's going after my donuts...
*smacks him, watches him fly into a wall* YEAH, COME GET SOME. COME GET SOME O' POPPA BEAR. *smack*
He's flyin' into walls now. I think I fucked him up.
pull his wings off. thats fun

 

by Vigil_One
6-07-04
DUDE. I SWEAR TO GOD. THIS FLY IS FUCKING SUICIDAL. I've smacked him at LEAST 4 or 5 times. And I KNOW he's got more brain damage then me. So something's up.
... It's the donuts.
he's on your drugs maybe
Well, shit, if someone smacked me 4 or 5 times, I don't care how many... MY DRUGS! *goes to check*
:)

 

by Vigil_One
6-08-04
quits: Weremidget`Revver (Local kill by Vigil_One (MY DRUGS BAD WEREMIDGET *squirts Weremidget`Revver with the squirt bottle*))
... I bet that looks a bit odd.
... don't like that guy er something?
... He was gonna take my drugs...

 

by Vigil_One
6-10-04
A noob shows up on WarianNET.
Hi. Welcome.
Hey. What's this network about?
RPG books and shit.
Okay, so why are you here?
Because I run the god damn IRC Daemon on my PC and am using IRCop GOD powers.
...

 

by Vigil_One
6-10-04
JJ is running a server. He has minor God powers.
like what?
like the same shit I have, except not as many
that made no fucking sense...
quits: Java_Guest23512 ([irc.warian2099.com] Local Kill By Vigil_One (Asshole))
...

 

by Vigil_One
6-10-04
Well, Fae's my girlfriend. She turns into FaeZilla when she's mad...
Okay...
There's Weremidget`RevRev and reaction||time. They help with the comic... Jonathan, BlindDog and Barak sometimes show up...
Okay...
Fruchle, Draco_Magus, Kkarnage and GirlElf sometimes show up, and occasionally, I get people from EnerlaNET.
Okay... Do ANY of these people have a life?

 

by Vigil_One
6-10-04
There's a bunch more...
So why make a comic?
To capture some of the shit we say that we think is funny...
Did it ever cross your mind that only YOU might think it's funny?
If you'd SHOW UP, you'd think it's funny...
ARGH.

 

by Vigil_One
6-12-04
Morgyn has been added to the CFOUNDER list.
There...
Now to deal with Kat...
... I say we get Morgyn to do it.
... Okay.
Morgyn stops being idle and returns to the channel after reading logs...
... Welcome back. We elected you to deal with Kat.
Thanks... HEY!!! WAIT A SEC...

 

by Vigil_One
6-15-04
ctrlaltdel-online.com 6-14-2004! hahahahahahahahahah!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
...
...
if I had a quarter for every time I used logic like that I'd be able to buy copies of all the scanned books I steal
And still have no brain cells.

 

by Vigil_One
6-28-04
Vigil_One brought someone new in today...
Shadow, just to make sure... the content level in here is alright with you, right?
Of course... "no, imma tell my mommy"
I just wanna make sure before I go off on a BDSM tangent with RT
A BDSM?@!?!? Oh, I know...
You figure it out?
Lets see how well i can remember... bondage, something, soemthing, something

 

by Vigil_One
6-28-04
bondage, something, soemthing, something
LMAO *dies laughing*
*tries to save her, but does worse*
bondage, domination, sadism, masochism
yeah yeah... hmm, wanna describe, im a bit hazy in teh head
ROFLMMFAO

 

by Vigil_One
1-08-05
After a LONG explaination...
So, JJ won't give me an O-line on the network I gave him.
Why not?
BECAUSE I'M TOO FUCKING SPAZMATIC.
...
*sighs* No one understands me.
No one even knows what LANGUAGE you're speaking.

 

by Vigil_One
1-08-05
Well, this is it. TheBatcave.no-ip.org! Our new network... Again.
Dude, didn't you learn the first time?
No. I'm going to continue making the same mistakes I always have. That's what makes me unique.
AND an idiot!
... Well, yeah. This is ME we're talking about.
... The line between genius and madness is crystal clear for you, isn't it?

 

by Vigil_One
1-08-05
Change of Characters...
Seph, I'm using Kat's character for you. I can do that. I'm God here.
I don't wanna be Kat!
You're not, you're you. You just needed a character.
Okay, as long as I don't have to BE Kat. She's one of those snooty little bitches who act all snugz and sexy.
most of the time the little snooty bitches who act all snugz and sexy etc are fat ugly zitty bulbous gelatinous critters from the netherplane
... roflmmfao

 

by Vigil_One
1-08-05
The Truth Comes Out on NetFlame
not sure why my auto-ident messes up here
I hate you.
...
... It
...
Jonathan, now no bothering to take that back now heh

 

by Vigil_One
1-09-05
A Day In The Life - Vigil's GF's ex calls... Vigil answers...
*answers phone*
"Now, you listen to me. You..."
"No." *hangs up*
He calls back!
"..."
"Go to bed!" *hangs up*

 

by Vigil_One
1-09-05
Vigil's Text Messaging Fun With Rick!
You try anything to stop me going in that house it will be the last thing you do
You get cranky when you are tired. Want milk and cookies before your nap?
Vigil's Text Messaging Fun With Rick, Part Two!
Your just a big bully. didn't get enough attention growing up or were you dropped on your head?
Both. But I don't make women curl up on the floor in terror when I'm around, unlike you. Idiot.
Vigil's Text Messaging Fun With Rick, Part Three!
Let's handle this like REAL men! Come on over!
Real men laugh at boys like you.

 

by Vigil_One
2-13-06
Wow... After I left, WarianNet died... I guess I should find another place.
... This place looks like hell. It needs a hero!
*dons his Cape and Cowl and takes the name Batman*

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