All comics by VodkasVengeance

 

by VodkasVengeance
8-13-05
Hey dad, wouldn't it be awesome if Banjo Met Conker? Wouldn't it? Wouldn't it? Dad? Dad? Dad? Dad?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Hey mom, you know what would be cool? If Banjo Met Conker. Mom? Did you hear? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom?
Why didn't I have an abortion!?!
The young man shares his opinions through the Internet!
"hay guyz i have a new fanfic out its called bano meets conker it really is good u should read it"
SHUT UP! I CAN HEAR YOUR ILLITERACY THROUGH THE WHOLE HOUSE!

 

by VodkasVengeance
8-13-05
ConkerTribe cofnrotns the real world.
*Sighs* This is it. I am not ConkerTribe. I am "Jamie". It's time to leave my dwellings!
Oh my god! What it that blue thing in the air!? And, oh my god! Look at all the green things!
That's called the sky, and the grass, 'ya fuckin' moron!
I'M FREEEEEEE!!!!

 

by VodkasVengeance
8-13-05
Linkman's adventure in the Snow.
I have an idea! I'll put the carrot near his crotch. That'll make me appreciated for my well-known antics. How funny I am!
STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY.
Whoah, did you just talk?
........
Wow, this'll even be funnier! I'm a hoot!

 

by VodkasVengeance
8-13-05
An Anti-Sony-gamer shares his words of wisdom.
Chessboards are lame. It's all violence, bad graphics & sound, and no story. Plus, it looks like it has somet5hing to do with Sony.
Rockstar really fucked up with this one. Good thing I'm anti-Sony. That makes me cool, and hip in the gaming community.
Kameo HENTAI? Jackpot!

 

by VodkasVengeance
8-13-05
Rareware works on the latest Conker game.
So, any ideas on what to do with the next Conker game?
I dunno. The last one we did wasn't THAT good...
If the last game wasn't appreciated, then why don't we just Re-make it..again?
A re-make of a re-make...
I'm a goddamn genious.
Break out the Champagne!

 

by VodkasVengeance
8-13-05
D_E Socializes.
Hey guys! Do you know about "Mario Baseball"?
Yeah. I've known about it for about 3 months now.
Then, uh....what about...The Sims 2 for Consoles? Or Some new overrated RPG?
Yeah. I've heard of them. I guess, uh, I should be leaving, now...
Somebody, talk to me....

 

by VodkasVengeance
8-13-05
Jamie Meets an old friend.
Ricky...Is that you?
DON'T LEAVE ME, JAMIE!!! RE NEEDS YOU!!!!!!!!!
Please, go away. I have nothing to do with the internet.
YES YOU DO! I...bought the ring, and the baby food and clothing! We were going to live together. Till the End of Time!
No means NO!
PLEEEEEEEAAAASSSEEE COME BACK!

 

by VodkasVengeance
8-13-05
Ajinryu Dolls up for a night on the town.
It's time to paint the town Red, Tails!
I'm a fucking Cat! Not a deformed fox!
Well, how do I look?
You couldn't look any better.
I have an idea, Tails. Pretend I'm Amy Rose. Let's go out on a date.
*Gulps*

 

by VodkasVengeance
8-13-05
Psycho Katt shows her true form.
Katt? You there? It's your feeding Time! Katt?
I'LL BE OUT IN A SECOND. I'M BUSY BANNING SOMEONE FOR MISSPELLING STARFOX TITLES!
Okay. Christ.....
Okay, I'm here!
JESUS CHRIST, PUT YOUR MAKEUP BACK ON.
God, Nobody understands me!

 

by VodkasVengeance
8-13-05
What ever happened to Boomy2005?
Hey, Hey! C-Note is a meanie. He called me a bad name! Who do you want banned? Me, or C-Note?
Where did my Colustomy Bag Go?
YOU! C-Note is going to kill your mommy! Who do you want banned, Me or C-Note?
*Growls* ALF LIFE NEEDS DILDOS!!!!!
What's a Dildo? Is that a England-ish word for Sign?
ALF LIFE FANCIES LIGHT-UP DIDLOS!

 

by VodkasVengeance
8-13-05
Yes, I'm making fun of Myself, (C-Note)
Yeah, you really should buy a Revolution when it comes out.
No. I ain't getting a Nintendo Console.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?
I said I AIN'T GETTIN' NO NINTENDO CONSOLE!
IT'S "AM NOT", MOTHAFUCKA!!!
Please, Don't kill me!

 

by VodkasVengeance
8-13-05
Drew Golden meets another one of his "Girlfriends".
Excuse me? Which way to the Applebee's?
Uh, Yeah, It's right to the left.
Thanks.
No Problem.
4 hours later...
OMFG. A Girl..ASKED ME FOR DIRECTIONS!!!!

 

by VodkasVengeance
8-14-05
Psycho Katt cooks up a good ol' insult.
What? This little prick drew me as a monkey? I got the best idea. This will be a funny remark, making people get on my side, because I'm the admin!
I'm using a joke that got old after a week! I'm a genious!
"It's odd... I thought the monkey you drew was your hair... "
He's Just jealous of me. I'M THE ADMIN, HE'S NOT!!!!! *Histerical Laugh*
"Even as a Computer with no emotions...you are fucking stupid.

 

by VodkasVengeance
8-14-05
Smoker, and Darkshadow. Love at first sight.
Hey guys, Look at me! I smoke! IM TO DA EXTREME.
Hey, you ARE Extreme! Wanna go out, or something?
Sure, I would. What's your name?
Darkshadow. But I'm, better than you, because I think I'm witty ,and fun.
Hey, Smoker, check this out! A site called "Rare-Extreme!"
NICE!

 

by VodkasVengeance
8-14-05
PLEASE FIND OUR SON...Banjo Conker?
Honey, where did our son go?
I don't know ,but his computer weas left on. He mentioned something about some video game.
You think he will come back?
Maybe. Let's just hope.
Meanwhile, in a nearby forest....
I'M COMING FOR YOU, BANJO! That way, you can tell me the secret to Swap N' Stop! I'll be loved by many!

 

by VodkasVengeance
8-14-05
Rare works on Kameo.
This game needs guns, and blood, and stuff.
No, it doesn't. It's perfect the way it is.
Well...It could use mroe violence.
No, it can't! We might have a Killer-App for the Xbox 360!
So....What about Boob Physics?
*Groans*

 

by VodkasVengeance
8-14-05
Psycho Katt goes to a Comedy Club.
So, what's up with airline food?
Shut up, If you hate airline food so much , then why do you hate it? Why do you complain too much? Why don't you just ignore Airline food andm ake the world a better palce for the rest of us?
..Because you can't take a joke, bitch.

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