All comics by WoeJozney

 

by WoeJozney
4-15-03
Friday in Jerusalem
hey wats shaking?
nothing much man
wanna smoke some pot?
thats cool
a revelation
wait, u can talk?
hey wutever man

 

by WoeJozney
4-15-03
bahhhhh
rebel yell
bahhhh
fuck u hairy beast
i should really stop taking drugs.
touch me like u used to.

 

by WoeJozney
4-15-03
good morning
im not speaking to u
its just that
u dont love me
this is how much i love u
fuck you, im going to go play everquest.

 

by WoeJozney
4-15-03
hey
hey
theres something i have to tell you
what is it
merry chistmas
I love you

 

by WoeJozney
4-16-03
look what you did to my arm
eheheh
this really hurts you fucking asshole
gigglle
gah, where the fuck am i gonna get another one...goddamit!
bahhhhhhh

 

by WoeJozney
4-16-03
hey baby
hey can i get fries with that shake?
fuck off perv
o god, ur so prude, fuck me like libarachi.
im going to knit
ull be back for a rim job in no time.

 

by WoeJozney
4-17-03
yoyo dawg
o shit!
wut?
another black cartoon character
wasnt there one in peanuts?
beats me

 

by WoeJozney
4-17-03
steve were outta beer
hi im joan
where the fuck is steve
hes out
and im her partner, kathrine
wut the fuck

 

by WoeJozney
4-17-03
hey joe is cool and has a huge cock
who the fuck is joe
i dunno
then wut the fuck are you talking about?
he payed me 20 bucks to say it
wut a queer

 

by WoeJozney
4-18-03
sheeeet
pass that winston
one sec
o shit run!
wut's wrong?
do i smell marijuana?

 

by WoeJozney
4-18-03
evening george
u too filopian
is that all i am to u? a filopian tube to stick ur little rooster dick in?
gahhh
fuck u, im gonna find a real rooster.
fetch me some seeds while ur at it woman.

 

by WoeJozney
4-18-03
only 15 more years till i get out
hey sweetcakes
wut the fuck are you
im nastynate and it looks like u dropped ur carrot...enjoy
3 and a half minutes later
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jacka dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes
see ya tomorrow

 

by WoeJozney
4-21-03
merry christmas Santa!!!!
Fuck yea. It better be jack daniels and a pack of smokes u green short fuck up.
now santa...you shouldn't be wetting ur whistle with all those kids who need presents
fuck them. You look like paul mcCartney
hey, lets not point fingers you fat fuck
ur right. im so morbidly obese. Get me my radiohead. Im gonna kill myself.

 

by WoeJozney
4-21-03
godday sir
hello little boy, whats ur name
pppp pipppp pip sir
bring me some wittles and brandy
yessir ill do ti right away
o shit say that again. In a sexy voice, then growl like a bear...and repeat the abc's. Itll really turn me on.

 

by WoeJozney
4-23-03
O shaq where art thou shaq
hello shneeder, who are you talking to?
um...m..uh..nobody
want to sell ur soul to me?
wut do i get in return?
natarul male enhancement

 

by WoeJozney
4-23-03
wow, that rug is really trippy.
do i smell hippy?
woa man, want to go test some drugs i made in my garage?
eat shit hippy
o shit that dog is soooo shaggy.
if i could qoute a great man, prepare to be gribelized.

 

by WoeJozney
4-23-03
i dont wanna talk about it doc
no lets, when you were a child, what was the relationship with your mother?
all i can say is she was a bitch
omg, sounds terrible, tell me more
this cartoon is gay, im going to play counter-strike.
his eyes are like a hot knife thru my butter nipples.

 

by WoeJozney
4-25-03
Hey Fly
Hey Leslie, what happened
I bought a distillers record and decided to melt it and take it as heroin
happens to the best of us
well i only live for 24 hrs so i gotta go fuck and die
cya later

 

by WoeJozney
4-25-03
hey leslie its Sean M*****
o....urrr emmm hey sean
man im gonna go home and play guitar!!! guitar this!guitar that! my band for the talent show
why the hell isnt there a cartoon with its brains blown out?
cuz the soccer moms would spooge when their kids read this pornagraphic filth.
Do robots have sex?

 

by WoeJozney
4-30-03
gahhhhh
Man Cy Fair SUX ASS!!!!! I don't need this fuckin shit, fuck you and you and you
does not comprehend, please input x values
grrrrrr
Don't You get it man? Its the system, that want to kill us all, fuck america and the government
why do you feel this way? I do not compute emotions in the value of.......
burn in hell skanks
I have 3 zeros and a 1 on my progress report, not to mention a 4, fuick it all suck shit bitch i hate this hate that....hatebnrred this, mudvayne that.
its too theres not a cartoon where u blow ur brians out with ur toe and a shotgun.

 

by WoeJozney
5-07-03
have u seen my pick-axe
whyd u have to go and make things so compicate
wut the fuck is that hobgwash youngin
its avril laveene.i went last night, shes so punk.
man, i remeber when we used to sneak into my uncles room and secretlety listen to hsi sinatra records...talk about punk!
im so misunderstood. I hate people that arent of my age range.

 

by WoeJozney
5-16-03
i have a question
what is it?
do you believe in love at first sight?
winston, is there something you need to tell me?
I love you like the bee loves the flower and the fish loves the ocean
it cant be...i mean, what would people think...a hadrosaur with a liard man, the world isnt ready for this yet.

 

by WoeJozney
5-16-03
i understand...its just that,
charles, i love you but...
but what...ur ashamed of me. Sometimes we have to look past the scales and into there...u know there
o charles...i love you, who cares wut my dad thinks...
dont speak, i know just what ur sayin....
i love that song

 

by WoeJozney
5-19-03
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phycoactive toad?
count me in.

 

by WoeJozney
5-19-03
God?
yes my son
whats the meaning of life
the answer is in ur soul.
goddamit God, dont pull that philisophical bullshit on me, stop bein so dam godly.
dont get ur lion cloth in a knot, jesus H Christ, the answer to life is 47....satisfied? Ur so terrible, im sending you to a bording school.

 

by WoeJozney
5-20-03
hello America It's God.
i have a prophecy for you.
on the 13th of September 2003, On live tv, Dr Phil will bend over...and out his ass a huge umbrella will unfold. Everyone grab hold. Make sure you bring a suitcase. Ill see you in 10 years.

 

by WoeJozney
5-20-03
excuse me?
whered u come from.
im not sure, all i remember is a kids tv show...i mean, i am a talking dragon.
o....ur one of them, just give up.
is there an exit to this place?
if by exit u mean, being criogenically frozen and aimlessly wandering around to help Nick JR characters back to where they came from, then yes.

 

by WoeJozney
5-28-03
hey man did u enjoy that singer last night?
yea, i thought her neofeminism shined out of our post shovenistic ideology
did you pick up the new white stripes?
o no man, how was it?
kind of like a neo conner oberst, with some belle and sebation
your time has come messenger bag weilding fruitcakes.

 

by WoeJozney
6-03-03
mmmmm
excuse me...mr?mrs?it?
mmmm asain child ribs
please dont eat me!
put down the knife mrs clark.
but i just wanted some sweet meat of my little babies. Ill get em next time, ull never take me alive

 

by WoeJozney
6-14-03
to be or not to be
im gonna go with to be
howd u get here
well um....i am u
i could have sworn i locked the door
hey...shit happens

 

by WoeJozney
6-14-03
woooooo scary scary
who are u gastly apparation and where do u ail from
it is I! the ghost of John Mcain
and im a fucking sock puppet
oh, well i guess ill be going then
be careful, it's a war out there

 

by WoeJozney
6-18-03
hello? Is anyone out there?
where the hell am i
isnt it obvious my child? Youre in heaven now.
Then why isnt my beer full.
*sigh* Liqour stores down there, just hang a left

 

by WoeJozney
6-18-03
gooday sir
gooday to you too oficer.
im afraid im going to have to arrest you, youre not street legal.
!que lastima! o well.
do i need to do this the hard way prehistoric beast?
well, i do i have teeth the size of ur arms, so u have options: 1. Climb in my mouth without any problems...2. buy me a 12 pack of bud light at the corner store, they dont sell liqour to dinoaurs

 

by WoeJozney
6-18-03
i always wondered what it would be like to meet myself
i always wondered what it would be like to meet myself
dude stop it
dude stop it
gah...ur so gay
well that only makes u gay

 

by WoeJozney
8-09-03
master i have failed you
dam you, you fucking human
it's just that.....
dam you boy!!!! don't you know how important this is?
wut are you talking about?
Kobe Bryants shoes with R kelleys semen on them, its just genious!!!! Johnny Cockran don't got shit on us!

 

by WoeJozney
8-09-03
Part 1:
Poseidon!!!! It Is I Kangaroo Jack
Ah Yes, how is the above world been in the last 5 years?
well, we have a crackhead as president, war is everywhere, economy is terrible, and Gigli has just been released.
ITttttt Cannnt be......
Tune in next time too see what all this shit is about.
Wut is it your sire?
My God, abort mission Good Will Hunting, Goto Defcon JLO, this is only the beggining.

 

by WoeJozney
8-11-03
today in the news Arnold Swartzanegger gave him campaign speech.
Gary Davis told arnold to go back to "Go Back To Susage Land you goddam Nazi Piece of Meat!"
arnold then showed Gary Davis his muscles
he then flexed his muscles resulting in the combution of his bicep
*in austrian accent* HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BODY?
god help us

 

by WoeJozney
8-11-03
oh phone, you sing your ring so sweet in my ears
rinnnngggggg
dear god its lovely, I love with you with the passion of a thousand fires.
rinnnngggg, but were not human, we cannot love.
says who, i promise gods not watching
but if we were to make love, you would melt me

 

by WoeJozney
8-13-03
allright, you can tell me anything my son.
thank you father
Forgive me...i have sinned
like i was saying i be a clean man, besides pimpin hoes, and the daily sex with my bitche's sister.
oh come on my son, thats not all you have to confess, the lord will forgive you, whats REALLY on your mind?
You got me father what I really wanted to know is if u get one of dem pieces of ice on yo neck, and if there's a mail order priest sheet?
Oh yes my son, its real gold, and yes there is, just like payin child support for your bitch's kids.

 

by WoeJozney
8-17-03
tough nite dollface?
ur tellin me
wudda we saw unwrap you from ur shell and bury u babe, maybe in some sweet squirell love?
sorry babe, the night is young, i gotta fly.
wuts a broad like you gonna do.
a night like this? Spend the night drinking cleaning supplies and sniffing gasoline soaked rags babe, well Orange Glow calls.

 

by WoeJozney
11-01-03
Oh, i sure am ready for the holiday season.
Shit man, you don't get it do you?
Oh come on where's your christmas spirit Rudolph?
Every year you say the same old crap....he's not coming back. Santa is not coming back!
man, you're right. Thank god for holiday liqor discounts.
Man, Screw this, im gonna go watch the hallmark channel.

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