All comics by Wulfgar

 

grundlethulhu's face-off by Wulfgar 2-20-01
In Crankyland Goddamn! grundle looks worse post-op! So, do I look enough like a jerk, JYD? Will *this* get me laid?	In Crankyland Fuck! You're such a gross scabby bastard! So, do you see the difference between Liberals and Libertarians now , skilly? Wanna give out some of that famous butt-sex??	In Crankyland So, you crater-faced fuckstick, what did you have to say? This is what it looks like inside my head.

 

Just Another Day In Crankyland by Wulfgar 2-20-01
Just another day in Crankyland. skilly and MEB are talking... I gotta go pee. Do it in a bottle.	Whoa! That's ill! Why? So that X-MAN can savor every drop.	Girls will be girls. Tee-hee! Good idea! Sicko bitch.

 

Blasphemy Is Fun by Wulfgar 2-20-01
Blasphemy Is Fun I hate being unemployed. Why, Jesus?	The girls say: Here's the punch-line! Yeah, don't miss it, idiots!	Uh-oh, Chongo! Is it because you don't have anything to do but hang around? Goddamn it, you little twink, stop reading my cue-cards!!!

 

Ode To Billy Joe by Wulfgar 2-20-01
Tobor's Home Funnies I will *CRUSH* you! That's O.K., I'm dying of a terminal disease anyway.	The Girls Say: This is going to be good! I itch in secret places.	Where will the carnage end?!? Je ne comprende pas! Sweet Home Chicago!

 

The Hand-Job Sisters by Wulfgar 2-20-01
He has a broken heart. Fuckin' moron. I hate that bird.	The Girls Say: I have discovered a way to make cold fusion work. My Daddy's breath smells like butt.	What can the Superfriends do?!? Fuckin' moron. I hate it that the robot's dick is bigger than mine.

 

The Hand-Job Sisters 2 by Wulfgar 2-20-01
The Girls Say: Today we're sandwiching one funny panel between two espository ones. Yeh, we're being daring.	ATTENTION!!! HUMOR!!! So, Who was that lady I saw you with last night? That was no lady, that was a corpse that I stole from anatomy class.	And The Girls Say: There! Wasn't that worth the akward framing device? Next time on The Hand-Job Sisters: Brain Surgery!

 

The Hand-Job Sisters 3 by Wulfgar 2-20-01
Miglingwick Starport: Well, The anal probe business is slow. Anal probes give me a boner.	The Girls Say: There are several reasons why that was funny. We aren't going to tell you what they are.	And So: What? You're still here? Get a life, Dumbass!

 

The Hand-Job Sisters 4 by Wulfgar 2-21-01
Another Day, Another Intergalactic Love-Slave Come with me to the Insemination Chamber, Terran Female! Is *he* in for a surprise!	The Girls Say: You're used to us by now, aren't you? You anticipate our every word! You're starting to take us for granted. Fuck you!	Sorry about that folks; the little twats are unmanageable at times. Back to our story: He doesn't realize that I'm a man. *HE* doesn't realize that *I'm* telepathic...and gay...

 

Holly Honeyhyde, Super-Agent Of P.U.D. by Wulfgar 2-21-01
In the Secret Lab of the evil Dr. Apocalyptus, Master of Doom, Posse of Universal Defense Super-Agent Holly Honeyhyde does battle for her life...and the fate of the Free World! I can't believe that Doctor Apocalyptus created my perfect clone to fight me! She's very good! And such white panties!	The fight heats up, so does something else! She's pretty, too. Great boobs! I wonder what they'd feel like, next to my skin... I'm getting all sweaty! Her hands, so firm, and yet so soft.	Uh-oh! What's happening here? Goddamn! Are you as turned on as *I* am? I must know the taste of a woman! Damn straight! Let's find a secluded, quiet room and explore our femininity...together.

 

Holly Honeyhyde, Super-Agent Of P.U.D. by Wulfgar 2-21-01
After a time (or a few times, anyway...): So, at *last* we stand face to face, Dr. Apocalyptus! Yes, my Nemesis! You have defeated my hencmen, destroyed my base, and outwitted my clone of you! Look at what you've *done* to me with my own Gene-Scrambler! What *more* do you want, you BITCH?!?	Holly! Better be careful! It could be a trick, to get your synpathy! Oh, DON'T FALL FOR IT!!! Well... Spit it *out*, you vicious little twat!	He's got something up his, err, ummm... I'm *waiting*, goddamnit! I-we, err, just wanted to thank you...for the clone I mean. We're in love! Ummm...and we were wondering, could you make a third? With bigger boobs?

 

The Hand-Job Sisters: Back In Black! by Wulfgar 4-18-01
After a hiatus, The Girls are up to their usual hijinks. Well? Aren't you glad to see us? Mmmm, peanut butter!	Now, Girls, don't be that way. Well, that just fucking sucks. The Man keeps us down, and you don't even notice! Mollusk-fuckers!	Fuck you bitches! I can still loop gay porn! Eat my shit, Narrator! What the fuck, you think this is the Powerpuffs or some shit like that?

 

Holly Honeyhyde: Squeeze 'Em Tight by Wulfgar 4-18-01
Holly is back after her trip to Cancun with her clone (who is now waiting for Holly at the smart little flat that they share). Damn that Dr. Apocalyptus!!! The bastard sent this dragon instead of a hot big-titted clone of me! Rakkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!	The Girls Say: It's our first guest appearance! I think that things are going just swimmingly!	Whoops! Poor Holly Honeyhyde I can't believe how many times that I've fallen for that! But I *am* a big-titted clone of her, trapped inside a dragon's body! Oh, the *humanity*!!

 

Where Have We Been? Where Are We Going? You Don't Care! by Wulfgar 9-07-09
The Hand-Job Sisters Return! GO GIRLS GO! Faggots. I am made of meat.	...In the 12th Dimension: CLUCK! I don't get it.	And once again, the day is saved, thanks to...THE HAND-JOB SISTERS! ON NO I DID BITCHES. Isn't this self-indulgent enough?

 

Rise Of The Hand-Job Sisters. by Wulfgar 9-03-11
The Sisters Have Important Things To Say! 2011 already? So it would seem.	It builds to a crescendo! Uneasy Lies the Head that Wears a Crown. No shit!	Another stunning performance! Up against the wall, creep! Yeah, we've got places to go, things to do.

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