Porkman & Finchy Deserve Everything That Konami Gives Them

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: December 30, 2018

by ZMannZilla
12-30-18
Holy Cursewords Porkman! Konami just came out with another pachinko machine covered in anime vampire boobies!
TAKE ALL OF PORKMAN'S MONEYS PLEASE KONAMI!
Can I borrow some of that money, because vampire boner pachinko is like my favorite thing to play!
But if Porkman gives the moneys to the Finchy, then Porkman will have less games of anime tit gambling for himself to be playing.
It's a fair point. I'll just mug one of these fat kids eating Pocky and use whatever money he has left.
MUGGING WAS AN OPTION?! OK Porkman change mind for what we do on our next date night.