Yet Another Crisis Averted!

Author: ZachsMind

Date: January 6, 2001

by ZachsMind
1-06-01
meanwhile, five minutes before Starbucks didn't get set on fire.
I think I'm gonna set Starbucks on fire.
Gee, Eric. Why would you want to do that?
My name's not Eric, Tony. It's Bruce. I'm a roadie for Halley DeVestern's band.
Hey! Who you callin' Bruce, Dexter? I'm Leo Cornhole! The famous bus conductor! Hiding behind a mask!
Oh gee Gus, I'm sorry. I had no idea. Wait a minute. I got sidetracked. What were we talking about?
I think you were talking about how you were gonna set yourself on fire, Jughead.