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by ZealousDemon
9-20-03
Oh, woh is me!
wtf?
I'm a cowbody!
WTF!?!?!?!?!
And here we have Zealous's really lame comic. Pitiful ain't it?
I'm on a ball!
WTTTTFFF!???!!11111

 

by ZealousDemon
9-20-03
Yo, I'm Zealous. Welcome to my extremely untalented comic strip. I use almost no real effort making this.
Where'd my butt go?
As you can see, it's really kinda messed up right now. I'm working on it, and there might actually be a quasi-strip soon.
This hammer is fun!
Unfortinutely, they don't give me much to work with.
RAWR!!!! I NEED A ROOT CANAL!

 

by ZealousDemon
9-21-03
So, let's get this started, shall we?
Hi! I'm Alumbrada!
*bite*
No! Rabies!
Wait, shouldn't there be a visual of me actually biting you?
Maybe if you weren't so cheap and using Strip Creator, there might. Cheapskate.

 

by ZealousDemon
9-22-03
Alright, I apoligize for the overuse of dialog concerning how much talent I'm not using.
I promise we'll actually have some sort of strip at some point or another.
Until then, enjoy this crazy pirate, even though the 19th is long gone.
Yarr! Many days have I been 'pon the seas ye' bunch of landlubbers!

 

by ZealousDemon
9-23-03
Alright, time to clean up this mess that for some reason I call a comic.
RAWR!!! WISDOM TEETH COMING IN!!! PAIN!!
...
RAWR!!! CAVITIES!!!!
What is it with you and your teeth?
RAWR!!! CANNIBAL JOB GIVE BAD DENTAL PLAN!!!

 

by ZealousDemon
9-24-03
Alright, I'm going to introduce some characters here, and waste a comic since I can't think of anything better. Here's thecheeze.
Sup dawg?
Fahorgalingrads and Alumbrada (you already know her)
Hello!
Can't you do anything right, Zealous? This is pretty boring.
Ignore her. As well as some made up characters, including everybody's favorite, the Bad Tooth Cannibal
Yarr! I be the Crazy Pirate ye' bunch of filthy dogs! I've slayed Ninjas in battle many a times!
RAWR!!! GIMME LISTERINE!!!!

 

by ZealousDemon
9-25-03
Some of you out there may feel that I'm breaking the fourth wall too much. The fact of the matter is, that this is going to be MY comic.
And in MY comic, there IS no fourth wall to break, and I will follow no rules. For example, we'll take Alumbrada here.
Oh man, Zealous is so hot. He is teh sex.............wait... why the hell did I just say that?
As you can see, I am in completely control.
You die at sunset.

 

by ZealousDemon
9-27-03
Hey man, what's up?
Sup dawg? Pick up any fine honeys today?
Nah man, I can never seem to get a girlfriend. Maybe it's my horns?
Hahahaha, I already picked up 5 chics, and that was just this morning! hehehehehe...
You wanna be burnt to a crisp?
..... Seriously, you should get like 500 babes a day man. Why would a babe turn you down?

 

by ZealousDemon
9-27-03
Oh hey fahorgalingrads, how's it going?
Could be better...
Oh man... what's the problem?
My girlfriend Lisa dumped me!
Wait a minute, didn't you make up Lisa? Your imaginary girlfriend dumped you?
That BITCH! I'm gonna kill her!

 

by ZealousDemon
9-28-03
Happy 17th Zealous!
Happy birthday dawg!
Happy birthday ya scurvy dog!
Happy birthday cheapskate!
RAWR!!! SORE TOOTH!!! AWR.. HAPPY B-DAY!
And this folks, is how you waste a strip.

 

by ZealousDemon
9-29-03
Well folks, this strip is about to get a bit more organized. We're actually gonna have a plot going on.
It'll follow the madcap adventures of me....
This is hell.
...a demon outta hell...
This is an apartment.
...straight into an apartment in the big city. I hope you enjoy it.

 

by ZealousDemon
9-30-03
One day at work, ZealousDemon is called into the boss's office...
Zealous, your performance in the torturing chambers was extremely awful last week...
What? I thought I was doing great! I burnt up 1,000 sinners!
Your quota was 1,001. I'd fire you, but I have a better plan. You will be sent, TO THE MORTAL WORLD!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
And so, Zealous was sent to the human world to live the life of humans.
Just freaking great.
Sup G? What's with the outfit? You ain't gonna be picking up any chics like that!

 

by ZealousDemon
10-01-03
Damn it, I can't believe I've been banished to the human world!
What the hell you talkin' bout dawg?
Look at me! I'm a friggin demon, with wings, horns, the whole nine yards!
Oh. That explains quite a bit then, man.
Shouldn't you be fleeing in terror right now?
Hey, if you ever meet some of the girls I've dated, you wouldn't be scared of anything either.

 

by ZealousDemon
10-02-03
Damn it, now what am I suppose to do now that I'm here?
All homies need a pad and job to pay for it.
Sure, but who would hire a guy where his only assests are toturing and making people's lives miserable?
Hmmmmm.....
Ever consider working for the government?

 

by ZealousDemon
10-05-03
So Zealous finally got a job and a one room apartment downtown.
So you think your finally set dawg?
Yeah, I think so. Thanks for helping me get back on my feet after being banished.
No problem man, it feels good to be a contributing member of society. Maybe you should get to know your neighbors?
Crap, not only do I get banished to the mortal world, now I have to start being nice. This is gonna take some gettings used to. I hope they aren't too annoying.
Zealous has no idea...
RAWR!! TOOTH DECAY!
Yarr! I make ya teeth hurt even more matey if you don't brush 'em. Ye' breath sticks like a dead whale carcass.

 

by ZealousDemon
10-05-03
*knocks* Hello?
Yarr? Who that be thar?
(A pirate? wtf?) Uhhh... I'm your new neighbor. Can I come in?
Yarr! Errr.. only true pirates can come in! What be tha password?
(Ugh, this won't end well) Uhhh.. barnacle?
Yarr! WRON... er.. wait... that's RIGHT! Er.. come in.

 

by ZealousDemon
10-05-03
Hey there. I'm your new neighbor.
Yarr! Ye' be a demon thar!
Yep, I got banished to the mortal realm.
Yarr! I don't like ye' demon types. Avast! I'll slay ye'!
I was hoping I coulda done that sooner or later.
YAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!

 

by ZealousDemon
10-06-03
So who are you? You as dumb as your roomate?
RAWR!!! NEED BRACES!! TEETH OUT OF ALIGNMENT!!!
What the hell? A cannibal with bad teeth?
RAWR!! DA PAIN!!! MUST REMOVE INCISORS!!
That's it, I'm outta here. I'll see you guys later.
RAWR!! COME BACK!! NEED MINT-FLAVORED FLOSS!!!

 

by ZealousDemon
10-07-03
Geez, this day has totally sucked. Time to check the e-mail...
Let's see what we got here...
Dear Zealous, how do you type with a long goatee in your hand? -Steve Sterling, VA

 

by ZealousDemon
10-13-03
If anybody was paying any attention at all, you'd have noticed my updates haven't happened in awhile. Sorry, I got writer's block.
In my attempt to make amends, I shall do something you all should enjoy. I will be doing double updates for the next week.
However, our point of focus this week, shall be everybody's favorite character, the Bad Tooth Cannibal. Documentary style. Enjoy!
RAWR!! 10 STRIPS OF TOOTH PAIN?!? RAWR!!!

 

by ZealousDemon
10-13-03
Some may ask, where did the Bad Tooth Cannibal come from?
Some may say it was a stroke of genius on my part. Some may say I was inspired divinely.
Personally, I call the insanity card.
RAWR!!! NEED NUMBING MEDICINE FOR CANINES!!!

 

by ZealousDemon
10-14-03
Let's examine the Bad Tooth Cannibal from his roots, shall we?
Here we are at Cannibal Island, home to Bad Tooth's tribe.
It looks like the mother and father of Bad Tooth! Which is which I cannot tell.
RAWR!! PAIN!
RAWR!!! ME TOO!

 

by ZealousDemon
10-14-03
Bad Tooth comes from a whole tribe of cannibals.
RAWR!! ARTHRITIS!!!
RAWR!! MY VISION IS 90/20!!
They are aptly named the "Rawr" tribe, as that word is uttered by all their members as a sign of their pain and anguish.
RAWR!! COMPOUND FRACTURE!!
RAWR!! MY TONGUE!!!
Some of them have worse situations than others.
RAWR!! I HAVE NO PENIS!!!

 

by ZealousDemon
10-20-03
And so Bad Tooth was born from this tribe.
RAWR!! TOOTH PAIN!!
However, Bad Tooth was somehow different from his fellow tribe members...
At night he turns into... the Bad Tooth Beatnik
*plays bongos* RAWR!!! CONFORMITY AND MY TEETH ARE BAD!!! DOWN WITH CONFORMITY AND CAVITIES!!!

 

by ZealousDemon
10-20-03
Unfortinutely, the tribe elders did not approve of beatniks.
RAWR!!! YOU ARE BANISHED!!
RAWR!! DAMN COMFORMISTS!! OUCH!! MOLARS!!
And so, Bad Tooth had to move to the big city.
RAWR!!
There he met the pirate, who also suffered from such a condition. Again though, Bad Tooth got the better end of the deal.
RAWR??
Teehee! How much are you willing to pay?

 

by ZealousDemon
10-21-03
And so there you have it folks, the origins of Bad Tooth.
RAWR!! NEED PULLED TEETH!!
However, this is one question that still remains.
RAWR!! MOUTHWASH IS NEEDED!!!
When am I going to run out of things for him to say?
RAWR!!! ................. ............................. PLAGUE IS GIVING ME GINGIVITUS!!

 

by ZealousDemon
10-22-03
More characters, a perfect way to fill!
I'm Fono!
I'm Fru! ^_^
...or Bono... or Coach K...
O_O
Maybe Bonnie? No...
Make up your damn mind. -_-

 

by ZealousDemon
10-24-03
Hello everybody, this is Zealous again.
MOOF!
Unfortinutely, my comic strip seems to have slipped into another deminsion.
wqpiouwekas apsidalskdjf
Now I promise to fix this... wtf? A mirror image?
Now I promise to fix this... wtf? A mirror image?

 

by ZealousDemon
10-25-03
*creepy music*
You're traveling through another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.
A journey into a wonderous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. You're next stop, The Zealous Zone.
Um... Don't sue me Rod Serling...

 

by ZealousDemon
10-29-03
Well geez, how do I get outta here?
Wha? Who are you?
My name is Bonofonocoachk! I am the leader of this place.
What's with the name?
Hey, my name is MY business. Besides, it's teh sex! You know you love it.

 

by ZealousDemon
4-04-05
And then... from the bowels of the underworld... it returned....
After more than a year of absence, the time has come...
Oh god, you're trying this again?

 

by ZealousDemon
4-04-05
Yeah, so I'm trying this strip again as a StripCreator in lieu of real talent.
Hopefully though, this strip will be different, offering a hopefully witty commentary on current events.
That is of course, assuming I have any witty commentary at all, which is doubtful.

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