My Dad, the gamer by ZhaneAugustine5-17-07 Hey do you know where my PS3 is? Yeah mom said she gave it to needy orphans! WHAT??!!!!!! WHY THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT? She said you were getting obessed with on line role playing gameing after you attacked the mailman, thinking he was a blood elf! HE HAD A KNIFE! HE WANTED TO ATTACK ME! It was his pen, he wanted you to sign for a delivery.
My Dad, the gamer: Potty Break by ZhaneAugustine5-17-07 No, no not left, right, damn it I got punched again! Ah shit my kidney is exploding now! Left right, now damy it, there goes my eyes. And what the hell is that smell in here anyway? You know, your wife is going to kick your ass when she finds out what you've been doing here, Lee. Damn it Alan, Who do you think is whose kicking my butt now? Fuck there goes the bet to bring in the GameCube 2 when it comes out! Dude you so have issues.
My Dad, the gamer: Which line is it? by ZhaneAugustine5-19-07 Just a little bit more now! Damn I am so excited! I am up next! Body of Christ? Er, wait, I thought this was the line for the latest Legend of Zelda game! The Body of Christ
My Dad, the gamer: What would Jesus Play? by ZhaneAugustine5-19-07 So how is your dad doing in therapy? Well........ ...At the shrink's office... Son I am worried about you... you seem to live for games,. what do you think Jesus would do? Hmmmmm I wonder Just a little more, turn left, YES THERRE'S THE CHECKERED FLAG! In your faces you slugbags!
My dad, the gamer: Price of his soul! by ZhaneAugustine7-01-07 Give me your soul, and you can have unlimited gaming for the rest of your life! hmmmmmmm Give God your soul, and you can have the next Playstation upgrade! Sweet! Give us your soul, and Sony will download you into their system! DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!