Pop-Lockin' Fo' Cancer, Yo!

Author: Zimri

Date: October 27, 2005

by Zimri
10-27-05
Based on an actual conversation.
You ever think we're wasting our lives playing video games instead of going out and meeting people?
You know, yeah, now that you mention it...all we ever do is sit in your bedroom and do Jagermeister shots and play D&D.
I haven't had sex in ten months.
And my family no longer knows I'm alive...ah, fuck it.
You're right. FIRE MAGIC MISSILE!
COUNTER SPELL OF ABSORPTION!