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| You ever think we're wasting our lives playing video games instead of going out and meeting people? | |
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| You know, yeah, now that you mention it...all we ever do is sit in your bedroom and do Jagermeister shots and play D&D. | |
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| I haven't had sex in ten months. | |
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| And my family no longer knows I'm alive...ah, fuck it. | |
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| You're right. FIRE MAGIC MISSILE! | |
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| COUNTER SPELL OF ABSORPTION! | |
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