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You'd hate your parents, too.
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| So, Zimri, your real first name is Luke? | |
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| Like, haha, Luke SKYWALKER?! HAHA! | |
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| ...and in the lighter side of the news, a female "goth" was found raped and stabbed to death. | |
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| Preliminary reports indicate that the instruments used in both the raping and stabbing were a bottle of Yuengling beer and a Philly cheesesteak. | |
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