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by Zor
9-17-01
hello there little squirrel
sup
what did you do today?
the normal, run around, look cute and fuzzy, look up a few ladies skirts
got nutz?
I hate squirrels

 

by Zor
9-17-01
One day in the lab
why is there a big like penis coming out of my head?
hm....
why is there this big thing coming out of my head?
hm....
DUDE! why the hell is something coming out of my head like this?
because your a dickhead

 

by Zor
9-17-01
PH33R M4H M0R7AL PH0R 1 W1|| K1|| J00
m'kay mister Reaper man
1 CH4||3N63 J00 70 P|4Y D4 4|71MT L337 64M3
J00 C4N'7 PL4Y D4 4|71MT L337 64M3
ah...shit I met my match
bwahahaha...that sickle is mine

 

by Zor
9-17-01
ARE YOU BORED?
squeek?
ARE YOU FAT AND LAZY?
squeek?
GET A JOB!
squeek?

 

by Zor
9-18-01
Down on grandpa's farm
so
So what grandma?
when are you gonna tell the kids?
tel them what?
That I'm there real Grandma
we have kids?

 

by Zor
9-20-01
Oh Baby more more
I slowly take you into my arms kissing down your neck, untying your dress so it just slides off
Mmmm...you know how to turn a woman on
Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap
Come on what happen? I want more
Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap

 

by Zor
9-20-01
So wanna play clavinball?
CLAVINBALL PLD J00!
HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
WHY NOT!
BECAUSE YOU IN THE WARP OF NO THROWING
WOAH WHERE DID THAT COME FROM ANYWAY I'M OUT OF THAT NOW!

 

by Zor
9-24-01
Down on Snow's Farm
Bung Adug dinde
dinde dong bung ting
DING ANGON DO
BING A ING A DONG A DO
Dueling Banjo's kick ass
where are the banjo's

 

by Zor
9-24-01
How do I get kicked out of my house and spent time with Mooose?
damnit how
(Zor) TAKERU USE THE POWERS OF YOUR BROTHERS WANKING
SHUT THE FUCK UP ZOR!
(Zor) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

by Zor
10-13-01
Yes Zor?
WHY AREN'T YOU TEACHING US THE DENDERS OF NOUNS?
IS "DESK" MASCULINE? IS "CHAIR" FEMININE? FOREGIN KIDS KNOW, BUT WE DON'T! NO WONDER WE CAN'T COMPETE IN A GLOBAL MARKET! I DEMAND SEX EDUCATION!
..I wonder if her doctor knows she mixes all those medications

 

by Zor
12-02-01
Hey Zor
Hey Faireh
If I diet will my breast get smaller
When I hit my head does my brain get smaller
You have no Brain so how can it get smaller
see but you have breast and they wont get smaller

 

by Zor
12-13-01
Forset?
Yes Zor it is I, YOUR ROUND 3 MOC BWAHAHAHAHA
Quit PA again?
yep
Be back next round?
yep

 

by Zor
12-13-01
Come on Zor find it
I don't see it Faireh
Try deeper
its up there all the way
Ahhhhh
I told you not to use thongs they give you wedgies

 

by Zor
1-04-02
Hobbie and Zor in Afganastand
well here we are Afganastand
yeah, nuke'em like no tomorrow
got your M-16?
check
lets go find the Casbar
I think I just blew it up

 

by Zor
1-06-02
BOBZY! I'm creating a Clothing line
w00t!
I'm calling it Ãœber Wear
Have a slogen?
Ãœber Wear "Clothing for the |337"
I'll buy 40 shares

 

by Zor
1-06-02
Forest?
Yes Zor it is I your Round 3 MOC ph33r BWAHAHA!
quit pa again?
yep
be back next round?
yep

 

by Zor
1-30-02
Yes Zor?
WHY AREN'T YOU TEACHING US THE GENDER OF NOUNS?
IS "DESK" MASCULINE? IS "CHAIR" FEMININE? FOREGIN KIDS KNOW, BUT WE DON'T! NO WONDER WE CAN'T COMPETE IN A GLOBAL MARKET! I DEMAND SEX EDUCATION!
....I wonder if her doctor knows she mixes all those medications

 

by Zor
9-05-02
ah man
YES ZOR I NEED YOUR HELP AGAIN
What now you want to take over PA?
well I thought about that but now I just want the world
do I get a nice rank and kick ass uniform?
sure

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