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by _elise_
5-16-04
*sings*
Oh great a fan... I bet he wants to get in my pants.
I am a huge fan of your singing ma'am.
Get lost.
I wanna sniff your shirt.

 

by _elise_
5-16-04
Why are we even in IRaq? There's clearly nothing there.
Because they have weapons of mass destruction.
What proof of that do we have?
They killed millions.
Do I know you?
Fraid not.

 

by _elise_
5-16-04
TIme for the first addition of 'Maura's E-mail.' Okay.. run.ram.exe=e-mail/user=maura.
TIme for the first addition of 'Maura's E-mail.' Okay.. run.ram.exe=e-mail/user=maura.
TIme for the first addition of 'Maura's E-mail.' Okay.. run.ram.exe=e-mail/user=maura.

 

by _elise_
5-16-04
Since there was a bug in the last e-mail... here it is again. run.ram.exe=e-mail/user=maura.
Okay...
I have a husband in Iraq, will you pray for him?
Um... no considereing I'm not a "prayer person." Your husband is killing innocent people, so no, I won't pray for the saftey of a killer. PM my Elise if you have a mail. Sometimes offensive, it's me!

 

by _elise_
5-16-04
Okay, since I never did a 'hi I'm Maura and I like pizza' thing, I decided to do so. That chick next to me is Brittany. I hate her.
I like hanging out in my bedroom. I hate 'nekos.' Fuckin nerds. I suppose I am a bit of a bitch. Oh well.
MEOW!
I'm 16 and on the weekends I work at McDonald's, which is Brit-Brit's home. Ick.

 

by _elise_
5-16-04
Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?
yeah, I take a numah ni wit a coke.
Either you're retarded or a wannabe black. Wow! Reverse Micheal.
Uh.. na u stupit biotch.
I'm sorry, I don't speak retard. SHit, she let. I QUIT!

 

by _elise_
5-17-04
I have no job. Which equals no money. WHich equals having to sing at Club Silver Bullet.
But there's nothing for me to do here.
TO BE CONTINUED
Oh god no.
I cud mo in wit u. sin u got na money.

 

by _elise_
5-17-04
Maura decided to start babysitting her niece Rebecca rather than live with Brit for money.
Alright kid, we gotta get some stuff set straight. First, no computer. Second, no being annoying at all. Third, no bitching. Okay?
Yes ma'am.
Wow! Ma'am!!!
Would you like to go to a facility of amusement?
LATER
Alright, lemme get this striaght... this chemistry lab is FUN?
Yes, ma'am.

 

by _elise_
5-17-04
MAURA- CAN I USE YOUR COMPUTER?
YEAH
*clicks schoolgirl page link*
WELCOME TO WINDOWS 95.
O my god. MAURA WHAT"S THIS MAN DOING?
OH YEAH, OH YEAH. *MOANS*

 

by _elise_
5-18-04
Welcome to the second issue of MAURA'S E-MAIL! run.ram.exe=e-mail/user=maura/special/e-voice.
*click*
I wanna fuck you.
Good grammer. Sorry kid, these pants are glued on. Besides do I look like a white trash whore?

 

by _elise_
5-19-04
Your nipple is showing.
I realize that.
Fix it.
We arent allowed.
So your uniform is skimpy on purpose?
Yes.

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