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by acaciamason
4-04-10
TFD, I have been informed that our diabolical plan to sell our Titanium regions has been breached!
WHAT? How did this happen? Were the FRICKING CPF GODAMNIT!
Oh mighty Fight Club Oracle, how do I save teh Precioussss?
Seek the advice of the Mastah Mason Man, the all seeing eye beholds him!
Oh great and powerful Mastah Mason Man, how do I save teh Precioussss
You must do as I have instructed and keep it in Canada! Defy me not mortal! Now leave and do as I have said!

 

by acaciamason
4-04-10
Outside the Office Of The Speaker
Hey Spencer, How is Congress treating you?
It sucks...they banned me and gave me a fine! But I will get the last laugh.
That sucks...Whats in the briefcase?
Alias Vision
WHAT?
Nothing

 

by acaciamason
4-06-10
Duke Leto Visits A Taping Of No Pants No Secrets
You must be Duke Leto, Welcome to No Pants No Secrets! I'm Adasko and I will be showing you around
Oh boy oh boy oh boy...I am SOOOOOO excited to be here in Calgary with you!
...and this is my private guest prep room where I whip and spank our guests before the show
Wow...I wonder if Acacia and Fram will be joining us in here...Oh I hope so!
...and this is the break room where we meet before and after taping the show...we have arcade games in here
damnit...was it a left or a right to get back to the spanking room??? I forget now...

 

by acaciamason
4-09-10
George Kirk Thought He Was Meeting The Deputy Prime Minister...
Good Afternoon Sir. Can I help you?
Ah Yes, I'm George Kirk, Level 8 Noob...I am here to see the Deputy Prime Minister
Mr. Mason Sir, there is a George Kirk here to see you. He's a level 8 noob, what excuse should I give him to get rid of him?
Hmmm...Tazer him and then tell him I am planning a war that we never intend to start...then tazer him again!
...and next time dont even THINK of putting that in an article or you will get more of th same...damn level 8 Noob!
I wonder if this is how I get on No Pants, No Secrets?

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