Gentlemen, are you tired of your female companioins leaving the kitchen
Hell yes!
Well for the low low price of $999.95 you can be one of the first to own the Stove-tron 2000.
Ok, I'm pickin up what your puttin down
The Stove-tron 2000 is the first stove to include a built in chain to ensure that your special lady aint going anywhere. So how many can I put you down for?