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by afterthefall
7-22-02
Today I wore a shirt with buttons.
For me??
Yep. I also bought you ice cream..
I'm lactose intolerant, but the thought was nice
Later that day
You know, I was thinking we should hang out more often.
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't date nice boys.

 

by afterthefall
7-22-02
Wait a minute, I am a nice guy.
If she can't appreciate it, I'll just.....
I'll just......change to please her.
Yeah, I'll be a total asshole
Ahh, who am I kidding?
Maybe I'll just read Virgin Suicides again.

 

by afterthefall
7-23-02
Just leave me here.
????
Just let me lie here for a moment..
Why??
So I can watch all of my dreams collapse before me.
Ok, but the Simpsons are on in 15 minutes

 

by afterthefall
7-23-02
Hey Bot-o-con, tell me about the future.
Um...ok.
When do we get to fly in spaceships and kill evil-doers with light sabres
Actually, you are speaking of the past. Hence the phrase "a long time ago"
So you're telling me that I've been wasting my time with Star Wars all these years, and that I should've been watching Back to the Future Part 2
Let's go to Blockbuster. I'll drive.

 

by afterthefall
7-23-02
I've got a deliema
Can I be of any assistence
I've got this Dashboard Confessional CD that I would like to listen to, but the problem is that I'm not a 14 year old girl
Hmm, I don't know what to tell you. That is a sticky situation
Oh my god I just realized that I just said that I owned a Dashboard Confessional CD.
Oh, you're right. Let me help.

 

by afterthefall
7-25-02
Gentlemen, are you tired of your female companioins leaving the kitchen
Hell yes!
Well for the low low price of $999.95 you can be one of the first to own the Stove-tron 2000.
Ok, I'm pickin up what your puttin down
The Stove-tron 2000 is the first stove to include a built in chain to ensure that your special lady aint going anywhere. So how many can I put you down for?
Oh snap!!! Man I got to have 3 of those.

 

by afterthefall
7-28-02
Hey there, whatcha drinkin?
It's that new cherry flavored Mt. Dew that all the kids are going crazy over.
The next day
Hey there, whatcha drinkin?
The new raspberry blue Pepsi that all the kids are going crazy over.
...and the day after that
So what new soft drink gimmick did you purchase today?
You're never gonna believe it. They made a Coke flavored Sprite. And all I have to say is, it's about time.

 

by afterthefall
6-12-03
So....any big plans for the summer?
I am going to bask in the brilliance that is Mother Earth.
So, basically you're going to hop in your brand new Volkwagen Jetta and play hacky-sack at a shitty Phish show.
More or less.
You don't have any friends, do you?
SNIFF....... No

 

by afterthefall
6-12-03
I just got the invitation to your party, but I'm a little confused. What exactly does "bottoms optional" mean?
It means that pants are optional, but under no circumstances should you come topless.
Lemme get this straight, shirts are mandatory, but pants are optional.
Precisely!
This is going to be the best party ever!!!
I agree. Remind me to give you a "high-five" later.

 

by afterthefall
6-12-03
Hey, what's your name?
Elizabeth, but I prefer to be called Libby.
Can I call you Liz....or how about Beth?
No and No!!!!!
How about L-Bizzle??
Please take your pants off.

 

by afterthefall
6-12-03
So anyway, what's your favorite beer.
Fuckin-A, it's Pabst Blue Ribbon
It's funny you should mention that, because I just read in USA Today that Pabst is becoming trendy, due to it's retro looking logo.
Who shot who in the what now??
Nevermind, but why are we holding hands?
It just feels right brother.

 

by afterthefall
6-12-03
Hey Boinky, since you are a "mega comic overloard" or whatever, will you allow me to be your apprentice.
I don't really have time to mess with a "stripcreator Newbie"
Why should I be judged on the amount of comics that I have done. Isn't quality more important than quantity??
Boy do you have alot to learn. The way to climb up the ranks of stripcreator is to make hundreds of average comics, instead of 15 brilliant ones.
That sounds like alot of work, for a minimal gain. How about we skip all that shit and go make out.
I thought you'd never ask.

 

by afterthefall
7-22-03
I can't believe that asshole dumped me because I wouldn't dress up like Princess Leia.
I guess I'll just give up on guys for a while. I'll just wait around until a nice guy finds me
Multiple months later
Hey, wanna go out sometime.
Only if you'll dress up like Vicky from the hit TV show Small Wonder.

 

by afterthefall
10-28-03
I kinda miss Megan.
How's come the coolest girl I know has to go to school 3000 miles away while I'm stuck in Ohio where it's cold and rainy and shitty all the time.
I'm telling you, it's just not fair.
Loser

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