All comics by akiraoc

 

by akiraoc
3-16-03
Kezza goes to confession
Forgive me father for I have sinned, I forgot to cut my hair and now have a horrible back-comb
As usual Kezza, say 5 hail Marys and go home and cut it, is that all?
No, I fornicated using contraception with a nymphomaniac in Manchester..., I've brought a lifesize picture along to boast about my sexual conquest. LOOK =>
If only I had
Think Australian, Drink Australian
BUT KEZZA, THAT'S A MAN!!!!
I know, I'm telling everyone...

 

by akiraoc
3-16-03
Goobs and Hattie got for a stroll in Hyde Park
Ed, you hunk of burning love, why do you eat all the time?
Gotta maintain my lats and chest, Akira's becoming as well-muscled as an adult ox!
Why bother competing, you'll never be as sexy as he is anyway...
fucking wormchild!
Besides, a man with a good strong jawline is preferable to a man with three of them!
...

 

by akiraoc
3-16-03
Ali and Rachel in the bedroom...
Schnukipuppididdums, you little woogiboobie lovebunny...
Yes, my little alibunny-schnukkipoopyyummy scoopy-poopy...
...after 20 minutes, things are getting boring...
... my little huggiewuggie, my poopyscoopy chicken, my yummy in my tummy honey bunny...
...yes you cheeky cheeky squeeky pussy cat... you little ookypooky pumpkin...
Finally...
... could we have a threesome?
FUCK OFF!!!!

 

by akiraoc
3-16-03
Ak and Goobs meet in the weights room.
Oi, wormo! why are you posing like you're on 'roids?
gnnn...
You need to be eating rather than posing if you want to build up muscle. Look at how fine a specimen I am!
gnnn... I'm not posing....
...
I'm just protecting my lacerated penis... Jenny saw me this morning and harshly raped me in Hyde Park... gnnn

 

by akiraoc
3-19-03
Awlright Barry me ol' mate, how's your trouble and strife? Any change with the o' nuggets situation. Hang on whilst I answer me mobile dog-and-bone...
Hitchcock... you cunt...
... You're not a cockney I'm not married, I'm not eating any chicken and...
... I'm not your mate, now fuck off out of my face you ARSEHOLE!

 

by akiraoc
11-11-03
Sian, it's great that neither of use put muff before mates
I know, I hate people that abondon their friends as soon as they get a boyfriend!
Sian's phone rings
Oh, it's Paul...
I wish I had a girlfriend

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