All comics by alittlenothing

 

by alittlenothing
3-13-01
"and remember... God loves you"
I feel so much better now that I know that God loves me.
I mean with all that he's done for me and all...

 

by alittlenothing
3-13-01
shawn? i hate that fucking asshole!
you just don't like him because you used to have a crush on him and he didn't like you.
it doesn't matter. at least i'm not a stupid whore like you.
ha ha! i hit a soft spot!
ha ha! i hit a soft spot!
fuck you.

 

by alittlenothing
3-13-01
i was just kidding!
i'm just a bastard! really!
could someone please get me off this damn cross? please? i'll never claim the be "king of the jews again" i'll be good i promise...

 

by alittlenothing
3-14-01
i was just kidding!
i'm just a bastard! really!
could someone please get me off this damn cross? please? i'll never claim the be "king of the jews again" i'll be good i promise...

 

by alittlenothing
3-15-01
because, you know, i know everything. I know, because i am smart. much smarter than you.
face it. there is no god. i know, becuase i am smart. whould you like to hear me say "there is no god" in five different languages? please?
what are you doing? don't you want to hear me talk and be insulting? don't you? what are you doing with that hammer?

 

by alittlenothing
3-15-01
alone... it's... beautiful...
excuse me, do you know what time it is? you don't? well do you know how do get to the nearest Starbucks?
Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ? Oh. Well then can I touch your hair? Why not? It's pretty. Does it grow that way? Really? Wow.
STOP IT!! Quit asking me all these damn questions! Why? Why do people ask me these things? Why? What's wrong with me? GO AWAY!!! STOP ASKING ME!!
say do you...

 

by alittlenothing
5-12-01
"whatever happened to saturday night..."
maybe i should call him.
maybe you should.
"it hasn't been the same since cosmic light came into my life i thought i was divine"
what will i say? what if i can't think of anything? what if i get yelled at?
"i used to come around i used to go, and listen to the music on the radio"
perhaps i won't. i think i'll stay at home alone tonight, like last weekend.
suit yourself, loser.

 

by alittlenothing
5-12-01
hold me

 

by alittlenothing
7-27-01
but i thout you were from idaho
what! I da ho?
no! YOU da ho!
?

 

by alittlenothing
7-27-01
now this, little bongo, is the "sound of music house"
why?
that wasn't a "why" statement, bongo.

 

by alittlenothing
7-27-01
you know i wasn't going to say anything, but since this is philsophy class
i just thought i'd metion that knowing you has opened my eyes to the truth of a very important concept
i think Sarte was right, hell IS other people.

 

by alittlenothing
10-29-01
one of the reasons i am not a german club officer
if elected vice-president of the german club, i promise not to do a half-assed job of it. i promise to put my whole ass into it.
that's not a lot of ass.
yes, but that's still better than half an ass or no ass at all

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