All comics by amonaco

 

by amonaco
8-27-09
The Bahama's - 1492
I, Christopher Columbus, have become the first to discover the NEW WORLD!
Oh no... not another explorer...
Heartbreak.
Hi native. I am from the east. Betcha never met anyone outside your tribe before?
Actually, you're the 16th person to "discover" this land.
Disappointment...
It happens...
My teacher must have lied to me when he told me no one had discovered this land before...

 

by amonaco
11-10-09
Obama said today that we have seen the worst of the recession.
I hope so... A few years back, my son and I invested in our favorite car companies...
So what did you invest in? Who's doing better?
I invested in GM, he invested in Hot Wheels...
Let's just say he's currently bailing me out.
ouch.

 

by amonaco
11-20-09
Pentagon, U.S.A.
As the Commander in Chief of the US Army, I say we blow Afghanistan back to the stone age.
Afghanistan
WOAH!
Thanks US
Ya know what... I kinda like this better than what we had before.
Yeah, this rock will provide us with good shade between the hours of 6-10am and 4-6pm...

 

by amonaco
11-23-09
MTV Music Awards 2009
So Taylor, you're okay, but Beyonce is all that.
Hi Kanye!
Country Music Awards 2009
And the award for Entertainer of the Year goes to... Taylor Swift!
Oh my gosh.
I'd like to thank all of my fans, and especially Kayne West, for waking up the "Moral Majority"!

 

by amonaco
11-23-09
What can I do for you?
Mr. Obama we could really use your help.
That's what I'm here for, "Help" is my middle name.
The banking system is going to go down the tubes unless you give us 100 billion dollars.
6 Months Later...
How is everything working out Mr. Banker/Capitalist
Very well, there was even enough for million dollar corporate holiday bonuses.

 

by amonaco
11-23-09
I'm here to stimulate the economy.
How can i help, Mr. President?
You need to come up with ideas for jobs, capital investment, and for moving this country forward.
Boy , that would be stimulating if I could do that.
How about 20 million dollars for a new Pizza Delivery business. I don't have the details planned out but I'm sure it will create plenty of jobs.
Hey, I like pizza! We can name the new company "Obama-Roni".

 

by amonaco
11-23-09
Young lady why weren't you in church last Sunday?
Oh sister I was so busy, I didn't have time.
Is an hour a week asking too much?
Sister you just dont understand... you don't know how difficult it is being a kid.
Why don't you explain it to me?
On Friday night I had a sleepover with my friends, Saturday we went to Skateworld, and Saturday night my friend had a party, and we stayed up till 2am texting... I was just too tired to go to church!

 

by amonaco
11-23-09
I don't have health insurance...
That's too bad, because you DO have AIDS.
AIDS!? How did I get that? I'm Celebate.
Don't know, don't care, unless you have health insurance it really doesn't matter.
You're kidding! You need to help me. I'm a victim!
Sorry, there's nothing I can do...

 

by amonaco
11-23-09
Listen Mr. Kennedy, I'm not going to allow you to recieve communion anymore. You have challenged the faith far too much.
My father just died and I have a substance abuse problem. You're gonna blame me for that!?
No, its actually because you support abortion, and that is sinful in the Catholic church.
That doesn't make me any less Catholic!
It makes you a sinner. Have you gone to confession lately? I believe you've racked up quite a long list.
No comment.

 

by amonaco
11-23-09
Hey Cheney, did you hear that Palin wants to run for President now??
Haha, yeah, I did hear that Mr. Bush. And America thought WE were bad for them.
Awhh shit, not again...

 

by amonaco
11-23-09
Hey Cheney, did you hear that Palin wants to run for President now??
Haha, yeah, I did hear that Mr. Bush. And America thought WE were bad for them.
Awhh shit, not again...

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