All comics by angrylittleman

 

by angrylittleman
1-17-03
Word to your mom, I am filling up my sentences with cliches
And I represent angry women who work at K-Mart and spend my spare time mocking my x-husband
I appear to be a modern "kid" who does drugs and listens to whatever MTV pumps into my tiny little mind
I date a guy named cleatus and think that his truck is the bees knees
Wow, we are text book losers home gee
why can't I turn around?

 

by angrylittleman
1-17-03
I am a happy clown....
This one time, I was angry because my mom made me go to see bozo the clown
Come closer little boy.....
I was afraid becuase they stuffed a bunch of guys into a little car
Just a little closer, pull your pants down! Its the ass clown!
Now I better figure out how to turn around before he figures out how to put a bunch of little guys in me!

 

by angrylittleman
1-17-03
Mr. Bug says Hi to Mr. Fire
Hello Mr. Fire
Hello Mr. Bug
Billy are Smart
I hammer fire
Later in Hell!
Fire Hurts!
Shut up, Slayer is coming on!

 

by angrylittleman
1-17-03
At work.....
I look like the kind of girl anime nerds worship!
And I am the cool kinda guy that likes fake girls like you!
in the breakroom
Wow, stars and stuff!!!
uhm, word homey gee money, wheres a fly chica like yourself chillin' tonight?
in reality
I only go for guys with a ponytail and bad goatee!
I wish I could chill with her like the duke!

 

by angrylittleman
1-17-03
Dumb Clothes dude!
The first rule of Fashion is don't talk about fashion!
Obviously, no one ever talked to you about it!
Project Mayhem doesn't care about consumerism, space monkey!
You look like you shop at goodwill!
you are not your kahkis, you are your great looks!

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