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by auraqel
11-21-02
Wow. I'm so uninspired.
Maybe that dead guy can help you...
No asswipe! Dead guys can't talk.
NO! Fuck you. His death can be an inspiration for poetry or art. You can think about why he died, and then use your feelings to write about it.
NO. That idea is so stupid it makes me want to shoot you. I hate poetry.
It has been found that you say "No" to much. Heel muthaphukka!

 

by auraqel
11-21-02
Your mother.
You're ugly.
Your mother.
Your Mother is the unofficial Ontarion insult that is used excessively over and over by both l33t & lame even although it makes no sense in the least, and has known to become quite an annoyance.
Your mother.
Right.

 

by auraqel
11-21-02
Hey, up here in this atmosphere, you look kinda sexy.
Ya, I know. Bringing chicks up here is the only way i get action.
I've always wanted to have sex in space.
Awesome, i'm gonna get laid.
Too bad there's no bed. That and, i'm on the rag. Gotta wait till next time i go into space i guess.
Aw, fawker. But will the 0-gravity stop her from getting on her knees?

 

by auraqel
11-23-02
In some city, some place.
What do you wanna do?
I dunno. Wanna get high and smoke my neighbour's dog?
Meanwhile, in Hell.
My balls are getting chaffed.
"Mama, she has taught me well, told me when i was young 'son, your life's an open book, don't close it 'fore it's done.."
STFU. No singing in hell. We have young lives to ruin.
"...'the brightest flame burns quickest,' that's what i heard her sayyy..". Mama told me i could sing all i want while i'm working. Mama says, she says, i gots a beautiful voice.

 

by auraqel
11-23-02
wtf?!
My ass is itchy.
BUT, you don't HAVE a mother.
*GASP! MOMMMMM!
Hah. Heard he was half celestial anyway.

 

by auraqel
11-23-02
Why is he such an asshole?
I can talk however i want? Can't I?
We'll never understand.

 

by auraqel
11-23-02
I am FLY. God of BITCHX0RZ.
Fly attacks innocent traveler.
I AM FLY. God of BITCHZ0RZ.
Get out of my face FLY, or i'll cockslap you.
.. after cockslapping.
That woulda been more satisfying if i had a real cock.... or would it?

 

by auraqel
11-23-02
Why?
I don't know.
You never know.
Oh look, there's a bed.
k.

 

by auraqel
11-24-02
I don't think you're a hamburger, Jesus.

 

by auraqel
11-24-02
At the start of the XVIII World War.
C'mon people! If you don't move it, we'll never make it out of here ALIVE!
The soldiers of the future stumble upon something so dreadful, they never could have imagined it.
Ahhhh! Not a giant brain-sucking bug!!!! Run for your lives!
The confusion leads the soldiers to turn and slay each other out of their immense fear of their story being turned into a terrible Starship Troopers spoof.
Whoa.. this costume r0x.

 

by auraqel
11-24-02
Uh, excuse me where do you think you're going?
I have to drive my girlfriend to an appointment in the city.
Oh you're not going anywhere. You can't sign out without a note.
Uh, but I'm 18. I write my own notes.
Trying to get smart with me?! Get back to class.
Look. We can do this the easy way and let me drive my girlfriend to get an abortion at a clinic...OR I can take her into the washroom with a coathanger and do the job myself. Which would you prefer?

 

by auraqel
11-24-02
One for the money.
Two for the show.
Three to get ready... And here we go.

 

by auraqel
11-25-02
On a dark and lonely night, two inmates seek comfort in each other.
Quick, say something funny!
I'm going to gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you. Hahahaha.
Um...wow, creative.
I got it from tv.
Heh, right.
I get everything from tv.

 

by auraqel
11-25-02
Two blondes get bored....
Quick, say something funny!
I'm going to gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you.
Um...wow, creative.
I got it from tv.
Heh, right.
I get everything from tv.

 

by auraqel
11-26-02
Be right back. Toast.
Toast! Damn you.

 

by auraqel
11-26-02
Hey you, pay attention.
Hands on the keyboard.
Your wrist hurts?
Typing with one hand all the time... riiighhht.
We should get back to work.
Close the porn.

 

by auraqel
11-26-02
Fuck off, Tyler.

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