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CBS Coverage of Election 3025
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| I'm Zontar G'tulen, and this is CBS' coverage of the presidential debates. Tonight we watch the top candidates talk about their platforms. | |
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Bob Dole and Ross Perot...
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| I'm Bob Dole! And Bob Dole speaks for the dead, Bob Dole's people! Drink Pepsi! | |
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| America, I want to be your president! With my latest mutation, not only can I hear, smell, taste, touch, and see our problems, but with this new forehead organ, I can also poke them! | |
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And.. George P. Bush.. not another one....
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| *Hic* This where you say that darn caucus be, Daddy? You said I could have another chocolate milk wallbanger once we got here! | |
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| Not gonna comment.. wouldn't be prudent... | |
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