Lord Borky Porky and his pet, (insert animal here).

Author: benohki

Date: March 1, 2001

by benohki
3-01-01
Where did that trash can come from?
I don't like being separated from my pet (insert animal here).
If you see bombs in the background here, seek help immediately.
Ahh, there we go, much better.
...And how the hell did you do that?
If you see more scenes of war in the background here, you're still having flashbacks, keep screaming.
Yay! Finally reunited with (insert animal here), my pet!
Up yours, Lord Borky Porky.