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(Insert not-so-witty quip here)
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| So, what's it like being an (insert animal here)? | |
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| It sucks more ass than you can even begin to imagine. | |
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Sick of the whole (insert animal here) concept yet?
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| Constant identity crises, I don't know who or what I am. | |
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Too bad, huh?... Well, that I'm continuing the joke, not that the ladies hate me. Good for them.
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| Gee, I guess that makes you a real "multi-faceted person"! *snicker* | |
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| That's about as funny as the fact that not even a dead cow would want you. | |
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