My talk with Sir (Insert animal here)

Author: benohki

Date: March 1, 2001

by benohki
3-01-01
(Insert not-so-witty quip here)
So, what's it like being an (insert animal here)?
It sucks more ass than you can even begin to imagine.
Sick of the whole (insert animal here) concept yet?
Oh, how so?
Constant identity crises, I don't know who or what I am.
Too bad, huh?... Well, that I'm continuing the joke, not that the ladies hate me. Good for them.
Gee, I guess that makes you a real "multi-faceted person"! *snicker*
That's about as funny as the fact that not even a dead cow would want you.